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Orgasminator
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When i was 16 i was so flat chested you could,nt tell the front from the back sad but by the time i was 18 i was 32A smile my mum turned round to me one day and said " your chest has suddenly grown," i looked at her in surprise, and with a twinkle in her eye she said " you know what that is don,t you?" ...." man handling " That,s what causes them to grow" redface :shock: sillyhwoar: Then my GRAN use to say " itchy fan needs a man" :huh: is just my family or is there anyone else whose been told these weird and wonderful things. dunno :giggle:
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:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
I can't ever imagine my mum or gran coming out with anything like that, thats fantastic.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sex God
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Nope, but your mum's quite right. Your boobs needed to know they were needed!
Orgasminator
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had plenty of man handling since, and now i,m a big girl lol :eeek: :giggle:
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Nope, but your mum's quite right. Your boobs needed to know they were needed!

and obviously kneaded too eh? boom boom! :lol2:
neil x x x x ;)
Orgasminator
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Nice one neil :happy: rotflmao
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well in that case.. someone must have been groping mine in my sleep! lol
Orgasminator
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Hasn't worked for me so far... Note to Mr Redbird - get groping!
Sexlightened
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biggrin Old wives tales???- Lucys out with work colleagues tonight, so I expect I'll hear one when she comes in---
Orgasminator
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Another was " don,t drink babycham ! there,s a baby in every bottle " :lol2: :eeek: :shock:
Warming the Bed
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Shame the tale didnt apply to men as well I would be laughing now :twisted:
what was that weird thing someone once told me - something about bumping your elbow you had to hit the other one confused
Mr stellaa (tired and grumpy)
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Re: Mr stellaa,
Oh, I was going to ask if it applied to men! See if I was on to the right therapy. Then see if I could find a friend to administer the treatment.
I remember being convinced as a 16 year old that her parents would give me a chasing cos her tits were developing so well.