omg blonde

14 Jun 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
omg
heard the funniest thing tonight in chat
blonde said she had cooked a meal and at moment all are still alive
any medics on hand just in case

Well I am a volunteer paramedic but why do you need one for blonde?? dunno

:dunno:
All you need is a air pump.

14 Jun 2005

Bloody good thing she's not cooking in the SH BB house!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

14 Jun 2005

Ahhh gotcha... well count me in.... I am sure that some lass needs a good bit of mouth to mouth... Not to mention a possible bit of paddling ............ (with the electric ones but I am willing to make exceptions for exceptional ppl)
Uh they werent doing garlic or currys where they??? :shock:
** Looks for Mrs Listerine**

14 Jun 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
All you need is a air pump.

And what about the puncture repair kits, don't want her goin all floppy now :P

14 Jun 2005

Blonde cooking..... ????? nah this is a wind up surely...
Even Pop Tarts are beyond blonde.....

14 Jun 2005

now now postie.. last I heard,. you were struggling to OPEN the box of pop tarts.. let alone make a meal out of them

14 Jun 2005

kids in bed and they haven't been sick ............... yet !!!!
and Oi !!!!! u are supposed to be my friend !!!!!!!

15 Jun 2005

I have been up all nite being sick........
blonde did u cook my chinese as well.......
MikeC

15 Jun 2005

Anyone heard from blonde this morning or should we be worried dunno

15 Jun 2005

well i spoke to blonde whilst i was talking to the big white telephone.......
she seams ok..... grrrr...shame i dont smile

MikeC

15 Jun 2005

sorry blonde i really didn't want to do this but i just can't hold my tongue now more lol
blonde once told me that she didn't know what to do the kids for tea, while pondering about she dropped the eggs and then decided on sctambled eggs rotflmao

if anyone else told u that u'd think it was a joke confused

15 Jun 2005

naughtynymphos .......... having spent a considerable amount of time with the sexy person in question..... I can tell you that she DEFINATELY cannot cook .... although she did cook a Sunday Brekkie for me once that turned out very well indeed (not Cornflakes either)....... I remember thinking at the time 'Theres hope here yet!'
Have you been to evening classes Sam?

15 Jun 2005

BLONDISMS
1) Blonde once tried to put a pizza in the oven with the plastic on..... rolleyes

cant think of any more this morning..... confused

sorry blonde we love u really..... : smile

it wont be long before they all pick on me about something as we... redface

MikeC

15 Jun 2005

Blonde .... hunni.... dont listen to them!!!!
I also have problems with the large heating thing in the kitchen... and have had many arguments with it... the plastic bag inside the chicken being just one incident!!!
I dont see the point in trying to cook anything... if the end result is that even the dogs won't touch it...!!!
So, problem solved... now have a very nice lady who cooks for my freezer... take it from the freezer, place in the large heating thing... and wow..... i eat!!!
Life is far too short to be trying to mass murder.... erm... i mean... cook for people!!!
equi-princess xxx

15 Jun 2005

You see, this is why I refuse to have a cooker... well no, I dont have one, because I dont really see the point of having one, when there is only one of me..
besides which, I can cook pretty much everything I need to cook on my various cooking things...

15 Jun 2005

Quote by Ceryndrion
You see, this is why I refuse to have a cooker... well no, I dont have one, because I dont really see the point of having one, when there is only one of me..
besides which, I can cook pretty much everything I need to cook on my various cooking things...

Erm..... that'd be a cooker then??? Am i missing something?? :shock: lol

15 Jun 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
has anyone seen steve today
getting worried now
hope his thingy is safe from a certain person who will grab it
goes off to ring the coastguard

No need to get worried ........... I'm still here and I can honestly say there have been no ill effects!! biggrin

:D
Steve

15 Jun 2005

Right thats it !!!!
I am never gonna tell you lot anything again !!!!

15 Jun 2005

awwwwwww schucks...
go on.. ya know ya wanna..