OMG....All this rain.........

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
*easys reaction to Neil displaying his "chipolata"* :scared:

If that was the time when Dawn_Mids and I got his belt off and smacked his bum then I can concur .... that was definitely easy's reaction ... and is a very good likeness too hheheheheh

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Mind you I would have thought sliding is much easier to do on a Polished Pole - especially if it's a good silicone polish - I'm not sure if Mr Sheen quite does the trick!

As an aside, one of my friends ex girlfriends announced on MSM last week, that she had just finished polishing her car. Somoeone asked which brand of polish she had used, to which she replied.......
Mr Sheen :doh: lol

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista

*easys reaction to Neil displaying his "chipolata"* :scared:

If that was the time when Dawn_Mids and I got his belt off and smacked his bum then I can concur .... that was definitely easy's reaction ... and is a very good likeness too hheheheheh
Yes and yep it certainly is. lol

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
Mrs Lech Walesa may be able to offer advice!

Was that the only greasy pole you could think of? rotflmao

Some people are never satisfied!!!! rolleyes

25 Aug 2004

OMFG how have i only just thought this one up???? i'm sooooo slow me!!! :doh: :doh: :doh:
((( no honest girlies i am . . . really slow . . . or really fast . . . dunno

s'ok i'm easy . . . oh no that's someone else ain't it?? )))
Easy???? come 'ere a minute???? quietly mind . . . . best whisper this one . . . .
you know that thing you mentioned . . . the one i clearly didn't understand . . . . being a young innocent and all . . . . and so clearly never mentioned to the person you was on about . . . not understanding what you meant . . . well we seem to be in a dark enclosed space all together . . . p'raps noone will notice . . . . ya know . . . . just a thought . . . .
n x x x x :P

25 Aug 2004

Is that what you hope to reproduce at the next Munch Neil?

I'd recommend keeping the flag on the end. wink

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
If that was the time when Dawn_Mids and I got his belt off and smacked his bum then I can concur .... that was definitely easy's reaction ... and is a very good likeness too hheheheheh

Calista I'd forgotten that bit lol

ooooooh that was fun smackbottom

BTW, who is in my cleavage???
Dawn :silly:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
BTW, who is in my cleavage???
Dawn :silly:

*Raises hand (out of cleavage)*

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
you know that thing you mentioned . . . the one i clearly didn't understand . . . . being a young innocent and all . . . . and so clearly never mentioned to the person you was on about . . . not understanding what you meant . . . well we seem to be in a dark enclosed space all together . . . p'raps noone will notice . . . . ya know . . . . just a thought . . . .

Ok Neil, I have to ask..........what the fluck is this all about?
Dawn :silly:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
you know that thing you mentioned . . . the one i clearly didn't understand . . . . being a young innocent and all . . . . and so clearly never mentioned to the person you was on about . . . not understanding what you meant . . . well we seem to be in a dark enclosed space all together . . . p'raps noone will notice . . . . ya know . . . . just a thought . . . .

Ok Neil, I have to ask..........what the fluck is this all about?
Dawn :silly:
dunno

here either and I've read it three times now rolleyes

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
you know that thing you mentioned . . . the one i clearly didn't understand . . . . being a young innocent and all . . . . and so clearly never mentioned to the person you was on about . . . not understanding what you meant . . . well we seem to be in a dark enclosed space all together . . . p'raps noone will notice . . . . ya know . . . . just a thought . . . .

Ok Neil, I have to ask..........what the fluck is this all about?
Dawn :silly:
i've no idea dawn???? did i not make that clear????? dunno

i didn't understand it . . . see the young innocent and all . . . . . ^^^^^^ . . . .up there . . . . <<< shrugs >>>
wonders if posting <<< joke >>> is somehow gonna let him wriggle out of this one . . . . or wriggle in??? i don't bleedin' know do i???? don't have that sig for nowt ya know!!!!!
now back on topic . . . . .
easy . . . . .
well yes . . . i live in hope . . . though clearly without the bloke sliding around on the end of it . . . i do see where you're coming from on the flag thing . . . unfortunately on a daily basis . . .
and i have been really, really, really slow today . . . . . ((( yes you can keep your comments to yourselves thanx very much . . . )))

Quote by Alex
The only think I could find was this new-fangled wipe clean fabric - latex I think they call it. It seems quite practical though even if a little clingy and skimpy.

tricky stuff this latex ya know. even worse than leather by all accounts . . . . . if you need a hand to peel you out of it mrs?????? 2000+???? that's like double goddess like eh???? passionkiss

and dawn . . . .

BTW, who is in my cleavage???

you mean it's so expansive you can't see us nestling????? i'll get me climbing tackle on . . . see you in a few days . . . . ;-)
neil x x x :P

25 Aug 2004

*thinks he knows what Neil's rambling about now*
Neil that was faaaaaarrr to cryptic for this time of the week.

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
if you need a hand to peel you out of it mrs?????? 2000+???? that's like double goddess like eh????

Groan!!!!!!!
But - well remembered!

25 Aug 2004

sorry easy . . . i know subtlety's not my strong point . . .
i was on about you and me shagging dawn in the ironing cupboard???? ok???? we all on track now??? eh???? rotflmao

n x x x :P

25 Aug 2004

:cry:
I wish I had an ironing cupboard like dawn.
What is ironing btw (which, btw, means 'by the way' rolleyes

)?

25 Aug 2004

alex . . . i'm quite sure none of us would mind if you joined us in this one . . . . just till you get one of your own???? i mean the other blokes easy, and i borrow his badge from time to time??? ;-)
neil x x x x x

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
alex . . . i'm quite sure none of us would mind if you joined us in this one . . . . just till you get one of your own???? i mean the other blokes easy, and i borrow his badge from time to time??? ;-)
neil x x x x x

ooooo How kind Neil - mmmm it's quite cosy in here with Dawn isn't it? I think I'm going to have to duck down a bit though - I don't think there is quite enough room for mine and Dawn's boobs to be at the same height. :shock:

25 Aug 2004

sorry alex you were saying . . . i seem to have gone quite deaf???
n x x x :P

25 Aug 2004

ok easy has gone out of the room and because I've messed up trying to get myself up on running on the site redface

I'm nicking his post :twisted: :twisted:
Neil Im not surprised your manhood wasn't up to it's full potential wink

:wink: easy can have that effect on things....
oh and btw whilst your in that cupboard thank DAWN...I said THANK not SPANK

for holding my hand at the munch...however if there is :smackbottom: going on MOVE OVER I'm coming in ... :wink: :wink:
Mrs Easy (well for now anyway)

25 Aug 2004

Yay, Mrs Easy, nice to see you again, Hope you enjoyed the munch and didnt find it too daunting.
Lock the door quickly and start raising the quality of his posts wink

25 Aug 2004

Quote by alexandra
I don't think there is quite enough room for mine and Dawn's boobs to be at the same height. :shock:

Best to just turn one of you around :shock: 69position

stylee, problem solved

25 Aug 2004

Quote by se7endriver
Yay, Mrs Easy, nice to see you again, Hope you enjoyed the munch and didnt find it too daunting.
Lock the door quickly and start raising the quality of his posts

OI!

25 Aug 2004

Guess you didnt lock the door that quickly lol

:lol: :lol:

25 Aug 2004

*shoves easy back into cupboard with a stick*

25 Aug 2004

erm . . . . .
countess? do you mind? that's not easy you're prodding! redface

n x x x x ;-)

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
oh and btw whilst your in that cupboard thank DAWN...I said THANK not SPANK for holding my hand at the munch...however if there is :smackbottom: going on MOVE OVER I'm coming in ... :wink:
Mrs Easy (well for now anyway)

Oh, leave it at SPANK thanks :giggle:
So who did I have sex with in the closet?
Was I any good?
How many of us are in here now?
Dawn :silly:

25 Aug 2004

dawn
being the absolute soul of discretion that you know me to be, you'd hardly expect a gentlemam to kiss and tell!
would we easy, eh?
:doh: :doh: :doh:
n x x x ;-)

25 Aug 2004

Well after this comment .......

Quote by neilinleeds
sorry easy . . . i know subtlety's not my strong point . . .

Yep

Dawn :silly:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
So who did I have sex with in the closet?

It was dark

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Was I any good?

Someone was ok confused

Quote by Dawn_Mids
How many of us are in here now?
Dawn :silly:

Errr me, Neil, Se7endriver, Alexandra and some bird called countess I think. :? :dunno:
OK who's farted evil

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Easy

So who did I have sex with in the closet?

It was dark

Easy???
i have just had deeply disturbing hands would be . . . like . . . massive calloused things . . . . wouldn't they . . . . . . EASY wouldn't they??? :scared: redface

ops: :oops: bolt

neil :shock: