On a more positive note

18 Jun 2004

I was challenged to be more positive in response to a recent rant.
I know we have discussed in the past what the Forum means to you but I think personnel and thinking may have moved on a bit so that it might be worth an update.
It might also help to define what is good about this place (and boy it can be) and help reinforce it.
The first contribution I have to make is BOLLOX. BOLLOX is the basic currency which makes this place magic. Without BOLLOX we are into navel introspection or whether it hurts if you shave your bollocks (please note the distinction) with a blunt cutthroat razor.
So this site must have more BOLLOX but what else??? ( Don't forget good people produce pure BOLLOX).

18 Jun 2004

In currency terms is shaved BOLLOX worth more than hairy BOLLOX and if so by what ratio...I don't want to be short changed now biggrin

18 Jun 2004

BOTOX...BOTOX !!!!! did you mention BOTOX !!!!!!!
Can I have a party!!! tune they are all the rage !!! Book me one. biggrin

:D

18 Jun 2004

Quote by MrFC
In currency terms is shaved BOLLOX worth more than hairy BOLLOX and if so by what ratio...I don't want to be short changed now

Pure BOLLOX can come shaved or hairy. Hairy BOLLOX however are distinctly more dangerous because they are likely to explode. This, of course, is hairy BOLLOX - see what I mean?

18 Jun 2004

What about sweaty ones?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

18 Jun 2004

Would it depend on how they had got sweaty?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

18 Jun 2004

:giggle:
How about a sweaty bollox is worth half a hairy bollox if due to tight fitting pants, but twice as much as a hairy bollox if made sweaty during some sexual act?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by RSAB2
:giggle:
How about a sweaty bollox is worth half a hairy bollox if due to tight fitting pants, but twice as much as a hairy bollox if made sweaty during some sexual act?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

Aah what you've not taken into consideration is that hairy bollocks can be sweaty bollocks. Either way sweaty bollocks (like sweaty TNT) are extremely dangerous - retire immediately to a safe place.
One must not confuse bollocks with BOLLOX however. BOLLOX does not come in the plural like the testicular form - it is a concept privy to the insane mind.

18 Jun 2004

In that case can you wear out your BOLLOX?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
BOTOX...BOTOX !!!!! did you mention BOTOX !!!!!!!

I'm with you MrsFC. I don't need bollox but a nice dose of botox on my face would go down a treat.
Dawn :silly:

18 Jun 2004

Quote by RSAB2
In that case can you wear out your BOLLOX?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

You can wear your bollocks out (see Easy in the GFZ) but you can never wear out your BOLLOX (infinite supply around here - just ask Davej.)

18 Jun 2004

Is it possible to exercise your BOLLOX?
Can you make it bigger?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Is it possible to exercise your BOLLOX?
Can you make it bigger?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

You've heard the expression "The biggest load of BOLLOX"
Now I think we're getting a bit hung up on BOLLOX here. The thread was to elicit what other people feel does it for them.
I'm really worried about the BOTOX clan - doesn't it stop you winking - I said winking!

18 Jun 2004

:embarrased2: sorry, I was just trying to clarify it.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by westerross
I'm really worried about the BOTOX clan - doesn't it stop you winking - I said winking!

U may be able to wink , but theres a good chance u'll end up with a set of lips like draft excluders , just ask Lynne Perrie and Leslie Ash. confused

18 Jun 2004

My own brand of bollox is pink, fluffy and usually has fairies dancing around it!
Is this normal for a girlie?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by RSAB2
My own brand of bollox is pink, fluffy and usually has fairies dancing around it!
Is this normal for a girlie?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

Yup! Can I come and see it??

18 Jun 2004

Quote by MrsFC
BOTOX...BOTOX !!!!! did you mention BOTOX !!!!!!!
Can I have a party!!! tune they are all the rage !!! Book me one. :D

Blimey MrsFC, don't let the guys do the botox!!! can you imagine the different positions our faces would end up frozen into. Will be stuck for the next 4 months with our mouths frozen shut :shock:
Mind you, if they think with their nether regions we could end up with mouths frozen into 'open wide' positions rotflmao

18 Jun 2004

Quote by RSAB2
My own brand of bollox is pink, fluffy and usually has fairies dancing around it!
Is this normal for a girlie?

Chuck in a couple of unicorns too and it's quite normal for Davej

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
My own brand of bollox is pink, fluffy and usually has fairies dancing around it!
Is this normal for a girlie?

Chuck in a couple of unicorns too and it's quite normal for Davej

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
was it the New Seekers that sang my theme song
He's in a world of his own
that no one else can share
all his sorrows he'll leave far behind him there
and tomorrow you'll find there'll be peace of mind
when he lives in a world of his own
Oh how I wish they still made Spangles sweets

19 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Blimey MrsFC, don't let the guys do the botox!!! can you imagine the different positions our faces would end up frozen into. Will be stuck for the next 4 months with our mouths frozen shut :shock:
Mind you, if they think with their nether regions we could end up with mouths frozen into 'open wide' positions

Hmmm << thinking with brain >> Shut? - Not too much chatter.
<< thinking with nether regions >> Open? Aaah Ooooh......!
What a dilemma. I'l have one of each please!

19 Jun 2004

Quote by davej
Oh how I wish they still made Spangles sweets

Me too

:( Old english were morish. ummmmm

19 Jun 2004

Quote by davej
My own brand of bollox is pink, fluffy and usually has fairies dancing around it!
Is this normal for a girlie?

Chuck in a couple of unicorns too and it's quite normal for Davej

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
was it the New Seekers that sang my theme song
He's in a world of his own
that no one else can share
all his sorrows he'll leave far behind him there
and tomorrow you'll find there'll be peace of mind
when he lives in a world of his own
Oh how I wish they still made Spangles sweets
Nope - it was the (old) Seekers (Judith Durham et al).
You're older than you think Dave!

19 Jun 2004

Quote by Alexandra
was it the New Seekers that sang my theme song
He's in a world of his own
that no one else can share
all his sorrows he'll leave far behind him there
and tomorrow you'll find there'll be peace of mind
when he lives in a world of his own
Oh how I wish they still made Spangles sweets

Nope - it was the (old) Seekers (Judith Durham et al).
You're older than you think Dave!
ooohh...... davej rushes off to get a new gramaphone needle to have another listen

19 Jun 2004

Spangles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to love them!
The acid drop ones and the old english ones.
mmmmmmm - mouth watering now!

19 Jun 2004

Are these the ones?

You can still buy them online.

19 Jun 2004

Wow Sussexguy, I'm impressed
I'd do anything for an old english spangle right now!

19 Jun 2004

bloody hell!!
Alex, MrsFC, look what Sussex guy found.......right I will get em ordered, you two, go get a Watneys Party seven and some woodpecker cider, oh and a bottle of Campari, dust off your old records, you know the ones, Sweet, Mud, Bay City Rollers, Jackson Five,Osmonds etc. stick your platform shoes on and get round here for a seventies night!!

19 Jun 2004

Quote by davej
bloody hell!!
Alex, MrsFC, look what Sussex guy found.......right I will get em ordered, you two, go get a Watneys Party seven and some woodpecker cider, oh and a bottle of Campari, dust off your old records, you know the ones, Sweet, Mud, Bay City Rollers, Jackson Five,Osmonds etc. stick your platform shoes on and get round here for a seventies night!!

WooHoo - a seventies night!!!!!!!!!!!
OK - I'm going to dig out my silver glitter platforms and micro-mini dress - I know that was the sixties - but I still wore them in the seventies!
Yea - Mud (I really love those Tiger Feet)
OH - and Dave - have we got any Partridge Family LPs?????? mmmmmm David Cassidy. Or the Monkeys perhaps (I liked Peter Tork)????
I'll have to go dig out my falsies too! EYELASHES!!!!!! rolleyes

Right I'm off down to the off-sales counter at the pub for a party seven - or will a couple of party fours be ok? Shall I get a bottle of blackcurrant to go with that cider?

19 Jun 2004

Your on Davej :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Have you still got your seventies gere. Ummmm a man in heels cool

Can I bring some babycham ?
wahooooo party!!! biggrin

:D :D