On the beach

11 Jul 2008

Once upon a time there was this couple, they lived on an island.
They lived on fresh coconuts and fish from the sea. She wore a hula skirt and red feathers in her hair. He wore what was left of his banker's suit.
Once day they were walking along the beach, when they found a bottle with a badly weathered label. Thinking it said gin they opened it. As they did a mass of shapeless smoke emerged and offered them three wishes.
If you were that couple, what would you wish for?
I am going to think about it over the week end.

11 Jul 2008

Good thread Tmann... am going to think about this today and post later... cool

11 Jul 2008

chips, mayonnaise and an infinite supply of blowjobs. Give me those three things and I'll stay on their desert island forever. cool

Entertainingly, when asked a similar question ("you're being sent to a desert island, which five things do you take with you?"), Michael Owen's immediate response was "Food... water..."
*sigh* you're just not playing the game Michael, are you?

11 Jul 2008

Easy
Lot's of Carlsberg,Royal's fags oh and
Catherine Zeta Jones
L.B

11 Jul 2008

a woman.. cos I wouldn't be piggin happy about being on the island with a bloke confused

11 Jul 2008

Quote by splendid_
a woman.. cos I wouldn't be piggin happy about being on the island with a bloke

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You'll have to use one of your genie wishes to change him ............ mind you is that allowed, cos every woman would use their wish to change a bloke :? I mean, I would change mine into a fartless massaging loving servant that doesn't like power tools!!! cool

I would have to have my Nintendo DS loaded with Japanese puzzles (solar powered of course)
A well full of spritzer 8-)
And providing my first wish doesn't count as a 'wish', it just happens (and if it does happen, can he also be a mobile DJ?) ...... a big comfy bed 8-)

11 Jul 2008

Damn, I forgot my mile radius spider repellant evil

Can I be deployed to a no spider island?? confused

Eeek, and a mosquito net
I'm presuming this is a sunny island, and not a tropical rainy one?? Or do I need to pack a sou'wester too?? :?
Think I might need to nick Davids wishes :?

11 Jul 2008

Id wish for health and means to provide enough food for themselves - Already self sufficient i would be quite happy with that

11 Jul 2008

I'd gain an advantage by asking for a fully functionsl transexual cool

, aged about 25 with long black hair, 36c boobs and around 6inches of you know what.
Secondly the health to enjoy my time on the island with my companion and thridly access to the Interent so I can keep up with SH and maybe broad cast some webcam sessions lol

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11 Jul 2008

A lifetime's supply of Illy decaff espresso coffee and milk complete with cappuccino maker with generator (and lifetime's fuel) to keep it running.
A lifetime's supply of Picnic bars.
Then either the company of Splendid (her nightmare, but my fantasy redface

) or an iPod full of music and an inexhaustible supply of audiobooks.

11 Jul 2008

Could I please have:
1) an endless supply of paper and a pen that never runs out (Hell, if I'm stuck on an island I might as well get round to writing the book I've always wanted to write!)
2) suntan lotion - I'm pale and interesting. I'd like to stay that way!
3) an endless supply of champagne
4) a solar powered mp3 player loaded up with all my favourite tracks...
That's four redface

Well if one has to go, then sod it, I'll just have to get sunburnt!!
Nola x

11 Jul 2008

A ship
A sailor
Another sailor
wink

12 Jul 2008

this should be in the gfz .cos no woman has only 3 essentials.
how much easier would life be otherwise.
this is john talking,as if you need to be told smile

12 Jul 2008

Quote by annejohn
this should be in the gfz .cos no woman has only 3 essentials.
how much easier would life be otherwise.
this is john talking,as if you need to be told

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
JOHN!!! Bad John!!! smackbottom

For your punishment, you now have to give Anne your 3 wishes and make do with nowt!! :twisted:
I hope she wishes that you become the guru of 'does my bum look big in this' :twisted: Women will come from far and wide to ask you questions like, does this skirt go with this top, should I go for black mascara or nearly black, does my stomach stick out too much etc etc etc.
As the guru, you better brush up on all the "right" answers, so you have half a chance of a peaceful life on the island! :lol2:
kiss

15 Jul 2008

Quote by cerunnos
Once upon a time there was this couple, they lived on an island.
They lived on fresh coconuts and fish from the sea. She wore a hula skirt and red feathers in her hair. He wore what was left of his banker's suit.
Once day they were walking along the beach, when they found a bottle with a badly weathered label. Thinking it said gin they opened it. As they did a mass of shapeless smoke emerged and offered them three wishes.
If you were that couple, what would you wish for?

1. An end to the Guy Mitchell references.
2. Vodka
3. A gorgeous bloke or woman to make up a threesome.
Simple tastes, noticed! Are you truly, truly a fan bolt

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My three wishes;
1 eternal life
2 eternal youth, (I have no wish to turn into a sponge)
3 eternal health.
Everything else I can take care of myself