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Ok, we were on holiday on a Spanish isle, and we ended up in a gay bar/club..
..after several local beverages, nature called so off to the conveniences i go.
Now when i arrived there were two doors, not to unusual however the picture on them left me in some what of a dilemma..
Door Number 1 had 1 Cock on it
Door Number 2 had 2 Cocks :shock:
What do i do with that confused , Any suggestions????
Maybe it was more to do with what you were doing rather than what sex you were?
Ones or twos lol
H.x
However both had the same equipment?
or maybe how much room there was behind the door/ or number of facilities....to do that ever one does in a loo.
pray tell, what did u discover ?
apart from a strong smell of something nasty
Quote by dandarex
Ok, we were on holiday on a Spanish isle, and we ended up in a gay bar/club..
..after several local beverages, nature called so off to the conveniences i go.
Now when i arrived there were two doors, not to unusual however the picture on them left me in some what of a dilemma..
Door Number 1 had 1 Cock on it
Door Number 2 had 2 Cocks :shock:
What do i do with that confused , Any suggestions????

Door number 1 - normal body waste functions
Door number 2 - sexual contact functions
wink
......and through the round window......
H.x
One Cock or Two??
Well if I'm going to 'get' one, I may as well make it two and have twice the fun!
cool
out of interest, which door did you choose?
H.x
in for a penny, in for a pound...
>should that be euros these days?<
My mind is boggling at the thought of the pictures in the ladies! :shock:
A good job you never visited this bar then
lol

:bounce:
one cock or two.......i'm still trying to figure out how the three sea shells work!
Piss Outside???????????
Quote by da69ve
one cock or two.......i'm still trying to figure out how the three sea shells work!

Three sea shells confused :?: :?: :?: :?:
Quote by lilacgem
one cock or two.......i'm still trying to figure out how the three sea shells work!

Three sea shells confused :?: :?: :?: :?:
its an old sly stelone wesly snipes film "Demolition Man " rolleyes
Quote by dandarex
Ok, we were on holiday on a Spanish isle, and we ended up in a gay bar/club..
..after several local beverages, nature called so off to the conveniences i go.
Now when i arrived there were two doors, not to unusual however the picture on them left me in some what of a dilemma..
Door Number 1 had 1 Cock on it
Door Number 2 had 2 Cocks :shock:
What do i do with that , Any suggestions????

Ooooooooooo WHAT IS IT.. WHAT IS IT? :bounce:
Me thinks something fun would be behind door number 2.. if that way inclined!!!
Whats my prize!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by sercher01
one cock or two.......i'm still trying to figure out how the three sea shells work!

Three sea shells confused :?: :?: :?: :?:
its an old sly stelone wesly snipes film "Demolition Man " rolleyes
Ive seen that film ( :love: ahh Wesley Snipes :love: ) Oh yes I remember the 3 sea shells but did he ever find out what to do with them???
Quote by lilacgem
one cock or two.......i'm still trying to figure out how the three sea shells work!

Three sea shells confused :?: :?: :?: :?:
its an old sly stelone wesly snipes film "Demolition Man " rolleyes
Ive seen that film ( :love: ahh Wesley Snipes :love: ) Oh yes I remember the 3 sea shells but did he ever find out what to do with them???
dont think that was what the film was about hun loon dunno wink
I had a mate who kept cockatoos...................... sorry that just came to me whilst I was reading this thread bolt