ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman."But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?" asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek."Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their familycan have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
However ... IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH !
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One flaw in Women
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I notice the Good Lord didn't provide her with Driving Lessons!!:lol: :lol:
Ducks down in anticipation of the incoming slaps!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
My God Sarge!!!! :shock: Where did you get those very, very brave pills from.
Good luck, it's been nice to know you
Paul
Sex God
Quote by Fun365
I notice the Good Lord didn't provide her with Driving Lessons!!
Ducks down in anticipation of the incoming slaps!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
My God Sarge!!!! :shock: Where did you get those very, very brave pills from.
Good luck, it's been nice to know you
Paul
Quote by warwick
Me thinks the Sarge is in for a slap
If I were you Id leg it off to the GFZ on the double
Don't worry guys - none of these perfect flawless women would stoop to punishing the Sarge for suggesting room for improvement! :smug:
By the way I wonder if God wished he had put in a mute button by the end of the second week? :confused2:
Only kidding ladies, I love you all really. :inlove:
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I really like their pelvic floor , , they can park that anywhere they like and it's OK by me.
Wherever they park it, rest assured it will be 6 feet away from where they intended it to be!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:That is Ok Sarge, you lay 6 feet one side I will lay 6 feet the other side. One of us has got to be in luck!!! :lol:
With all the manuevering backwards and forwards it might even be both of us! :twisted:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I really like their pelvic floor , , they can park that anywhere they like and it's OK by me.
Wherever they park it, rest assured it will be 6 feet away from where they intended it to be!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:That sounds like Fighting Talk!!!!!!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: btw - Have you finished your chores yet!
Sex God
Whilst I heartily agree with the above description of woman, I would just like to point out that she doesn't have the monopoly on any of the virtues listed. The description is simply of a human being.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Sex God
Actually Ice, I agree 100% with you there, but the description only applies to nice human beings 
Sex God
Quote by bluexxxAgreed
Actually Ice, I agree 100% with you there, but the description only applies to nice human beings
Sex God
Quote by Ice PieAgreed
Actually Ice, I agree 100% with you there, but the description only applies to nice human beings
Sorry folks - I don't agree. Women are truly the virtuous gender - that's what makes it so much fun :!: :!: :!:
Sex God
You obviously don't know many women, Tune..... I know some really quite nasty ones :shock:
Quote by Alexandra
I really like their pelvic floor , , they can park that anywhere they like and it's OK by me.
Wherever they park it, rest assured it will be 6 feet away from where they intended it to be!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:That sounds like Fighting Talk!!!!!!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: I dont know about fighting talk Alex ...................... Duel at dawn methinks
Sarge - i have my weapon .... and have chosen this one for you ....
Unless of course you can think of a better way to resolve this
Lucy
makes note for self ..... must sort out new glasses asap
Sex God
Sarge is in trouble :giggle: Sarge is in trouble :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
You obviously don't know many women, Tune..... I know some really quite nasty ones :shock:
I know some nasty ones as well but I have a unique knack of excluding them from my consciousness - probably because, once marked out, I wouldn't touch 'em with a cattle prod.
What nasty women
: - THERE YOU ARE SEE :!: :!: 
Sex God
Hm
I spose the other flaw was extreme modesty ??
G
I spose the other flaw was extreme modesty ??
G
Sex God
well, since i have been instructed by a certain "lovely" girlie with possible dominatrix tendencies, and informed that an appreciative pm is no substitute for a public display of soon to assumed submissiveness..............
men might have balls, but women have power!!
ok ok, now take the cuffs off and stop beating me ffs! please! those boots need cleaning at all???
neil x x x x x
men might have balls, but women have power!!
ok ok, now take the cuffs off and stop beating me ffs! please! those boots need cleaning at all???
neil x x x x x
Quote by neilinleeds
ok ok, now take the cuffs off and stop beating me ffs! please! those boots need cleaning at all???
on your knees now
and lick my boots clean ! .... how dare you cast aspersions on my character 
and imply that i would I do my best to live up to my name :rascal:
HOWEVER
I could make an exception ! .................
.SARGE pass me the leg irons and can anyone find me a feather duster
Lucy
