one for the ladies.

28 Jan 2005

following on from jas tim thread (although i expect its been done before),
what would you ladies do if you were a man for the day

28 Jan 2005

I would play with my willy in bed all day and see how big I could make it get. Then I would hit the town...go pick up a floozy and see what its like to be a right little fucker. lol

28 Jan 2005

Have a wank or 3, so i could master the perfect technique then go and get a blow job.

28 Jan 2005

first replies from my favorite ladies. How about you both borrow mine to practise with wink

28 Jan 2005

I'm with them, or I would be if I had a cock lol

:twisted:
Seriously, I would have to have a damn good play and see what it's like to wank and have my balls fondled, then I would get really upset because I couldn't get laid from my first 'wanna shag' PM. :lol:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
then I would get really upset because I couldn't get laid from my first 'wanna shag' PM.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nice one babe. xx

28 Jan 2005

Quaff beer.......
cept I do that already....... confused

Sorry, fraid it`d have to be something to do with my new willy.
Got it! Pee target practice on bugs......and possibly nosey neighbours! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Oooh...this one's a good one.
If I had a penis for a day I'd head straight to the ex's house and fuck him like he use to me.
Badly rotflmao

No, only joking rolleyes

:lol2:
There's a sexy somebody I'd like to do without the strap-on :rascal:
Oh and I'd like to see how far I could pee, but even more so, I'd like to see how much and how lumpy or not I cum redface

:P

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
If I had a penis for a day I'd head straight to the ex's house and fuck him like he use to me.
Badly

:evil2:

Quote by Libra-Love
I'd like to see how much and how lumpy or not I cum :P

What a picturesque thought libra. Thanks for that. confused

28 Jan 2005

28 Jan 2005

Quote by SunBunny
What a picturesque thought libra. Thanks for that.

Sorry

I suffer from penis envy. Can you tell?
The first thing I'd do is try blow myself :shock: lol

:twisted:
Then I'd take my time discovering the different sensations of sticking it into everything from fruit to the vacuum cleaner :shock:
Then when I'm sure it's working properly I'd look for someone who wanted to share :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

What a picturesque thought libra. Thanks for that.

Sorry

I suffer from penis envy. Can you tell?
The first thing I'd do is try blow myself :shock: lol

:twisted:
Then I'd take my time discovering the different sensations of sticking it into everything from fruit to the vacuum cleaner :shock:
Then when I'm sure it's working properly I'd look for someone who wanted to share :twisted:
Before or after you wash the dust bunnies off? :shock:
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Before or after you wash the dust bunnies off? :shock:
Venusxxx

Wash? :shock:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Then I'd take my time discovering the different sensations of sticking it into everything from fruit to the vacuum cleaner:

Newly defrosted chicken is good, adds flavour for later as well. :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by BaldEagle
Then I'd take my time discovering the different sensations of sticking it into everything from fruit to the vacuum cleaner:

Newly defrosted chicken is good, adds flavour for later as well. :twisted:
Note to self: Never accept an invite from BaldEagle for a Sunday lunch :shock: :shock:

28 Jan 2005

Christmas Turkey is good for a group session.
(think about it)
wink

28 Jan 2005

Quote by BaldEagle
Christmas Turkey is good for a group session.
(think about it)

Bit of a plucked turkey yourself aren't you bald eagle?
Do you have pussy envy, perhaps, with all this talk of frigid chicks and big cavities...??? rolleyes