whats the most unusal things you use to get off ...........
as a gardener we use a blow /vac that would give you great vibration girls .... a nice 2/stroke petrol engine at full power ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh lets here those stories...
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Quote by guramifish
whats the most unusal things you use to get off ...........
as a gardener we use a blow /vac that would give you great vibration girls .... a nice 2/stroke petrol engine at full power ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh lets here those stories...
You'll find PLENTY of stories if you look left
<<<<<<<<<<<< where it says 'swingers stories'.
Have fun.
Sex God
Quote by Jags
whats the most unusal things you use to get off ...........
as a gardener we use a blow /vac that would give you great vibration girls .... a nice 2/stroke petrol engine at full power ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh lets here those stories...
You'll find PLENTY of stories if you look left
<<<<<<<<<<<< where it says 'swingers stories'.
Have fun.
...and there are plenty, however I'm still keen on the blow / vac at least she can keep the drive free of leaves afterwards.
Quote by davej
whats the most unusal things you use to get off ...........
as a gardener we use a blow /vac that would give you great vibration girls .... a nice 2/stroke petrol engine at full power ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh lets here those stories...
You'll find PLENTY of stories if you look left
<<<<<<<<<<<< where it says 'swingers stories'.
Have fun.
...andthere are plenty, however I'm still keen on the blow / vac at least she can keep the drive free of leaves afterwards.
You, of course, are an admirer of woman as a multi-tasker and therefore, obviously, more able than man to keep a handle on life. Good move Dave!
Quote by guramifish
whats the most unusal things you use to get off ...........
as a gardener we use a blow /vac that would give you great vibration girls .... a nice 2/stroke petrol engine at full power ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh lets here those stories...
Don't the neighbours wonder what the noise is in your bedroom? And is it dual use? Do you use it to suck and the mrs use it to blow?
Hmmm do you use a hedge trimmer, strimmer and hover mower to tidy up those unruly pubic hairs too?
I'm intrigued... might have to go down to the garden centre and start looking at the equipment in a whole new light now
Quote by celestria
whats the most unusal things you use to get off ...........
as a gardener we use a blow /vac that would give you great vibration girls .... a nice 2/stroke petrol engine at full power ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh lets here those stories...
Don't the neighbours wonder what the noise is in your bedroom? And is it dual use? Do you use it to suck and the mrs use it to blow?
Hmmm do you use a hedge trimmer, strimmer and hover mower to tidy up those unruly pubic hairs too?
I'm intrigued... might have to go down to the garden centre and start looking at the equipment in a whole new light now
If you do invest in one try and get one like ours - it has a 'blow and suck' at the same time action... it's like a leaf orgy and anyone can play - just when you think you've been blown out, you get sucked back in again...! I think it also chews so that could be dangerous
Quote by guramifish
whats the most unusal things you use to get off ...........
as a gardener we use a blow /vac that would give you great vibration girls .... a nice 2/stroke petrol engine at full power ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh lets here those stories...
I'm sorry I've read this a few times now and I'm still bemused
are you seriously expecting someone to fire up a 2 stroke engine in their bedroom for the use as a sexual aid :shock: I mean back in my motocross days I used to have a fondness for the distinctive aroma of Castrol TTS (and i'm sure others who know it will agree) but I never gained arosal from it :? :? :?
Sex God
It might be noisy, but it does come with the oppurtunity to add some more nectar points to the card. 
Sexlightened
Quote by H-x
AAAAahhhhhhh two stroke!!!!!!
H.x
Nooooooooooooooooooo...................
2 strokes ain't enough!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
