One for the ladies

27 Mar 2005

Ladies
Being new to the scene I have took time out to read many an ad posted by you ladies and am shocked by the sheer number who ask for these superhuman 9/10" cocks which last all nite and make the brekkie in the morning :shock: :shock:
Now I'm not admitting 2 being in possession of a little weener or feeling a lack of self-confidence in my sexual performance but answer me this confused

Do we now live in a time where QUANTITY is a substitute for QUALITY confused

27 Mar 2005

No. If you do a search, you'll find some other threads about this biggrin

27 Mar 2005

Not every woman looks for men with big endowments.
Being able to use what you have is more important! as are other factors like personality, attractiveness(sex appeal) and whether or not you can get on with the person.

27 Mar 2005

Quote by fashionbadge
Ladies
Being new to the scene I have took time out to read many an ad posted by you ladies and am shocked by the sheer number who ask for these superhuman 9/10" cocks which last all nite and make the brekkie in the morning :shock: :shock:
Now I'm not admitting 2 being in possession of a little weener or feeling a lack of self-confidence in my sexual performance but answer me this
Do we now live in a time where QUANTITY is a substitute for QUALITY

But is ninetenths of an Inch that big. I'm confused.
John

27 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
No. If you do a search, you'll find some other threads about this

No?!!!!! Surley not Freckledbird!! :shock: :shock: Surely we haven't had this asked before? Surely not confused

27 Mar 2005

For me personally I'm not greedy........ rolleyes

I definaltely like quality than quantity.

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
No. If you do a search, you'll find some other threads about this

No?!!!!! Surley not Freckledbird!! :shock: :shock: Surely we haven't had this asked before? Surely not confused

Silly old me, I thought we had. Maybe not, eh? Perhaps it's my age confused

You being sarky or what ? lol

27 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
You being sarky or what ?

Who me?? Never! :angel: :twisted:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by fashionbadge
Ladies
Being new to the scene I have took time out to read many an ad posted by you ladies and am shocked by the sheer number who ask for these superhuman 9/10" cocks which last all nite and make the brekkie in the morning :shock: :shock:
Now I'm not admitting 2 being in possession of a little weener or feeling a lack of self-confidence in my sexual performance but answer me this
Do we now live in a time where QUANTITY is a substitute for QUALITY

Actually you will find amongst the regular male posters on here 9 or 10 inches is actually on the small size!
There is a very a secret message board that only members who have been here over 6 months can see and all the SH regulars post updates of size and stamina for anyone they have met with. Only those who actually meet the grade ever get any fun!
Roger the Dragon cool

(As in Drag'on the floor!)

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows

You being sarky or what ?

Who me?? Never! :angel: :twisted:
Course not honey, I forgot you're an angel, sorreeeeeeee
rotflmao

27 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Ladies
Being new to the scene I have took time out to read many an ad posted by you ladies and am shocked by the sheer number who ask for these superhuman 9/10" cocks which last all nite and make the brekkie in the morning :shock: :shock:
Now I'm not admitting 2 being in possession of a little weener or feeling a lack of self-confidence in my sexual performance but answer me this
Do we now live in a time where QUANTITY is a substitute for QUALITY

Actually you will find amongst the regular male posters on here 9 or 10 inches is actually on the small size!
There is a very a secret message board that only members who have been here over 6 months can see and all the SH regulars post updates of size and stamina for anyone they have met with. Only those who actually meet the grade ever get any fun!
Roger the Dragon cool

(As in Drag'on the floor!)
PMSL :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: Roger!! They'll all want to be allowed in now - you'll start a riot lol

27 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird

You being sarky or what ?

Who me?? Never! :angel: :twisted:
Course not honey, I forgot you're an angel, sorreeeeeeee
rotflmao

Puuuuurrrfect lady here cool

Must show you my credentials sometime :twisted:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
Ladies
Being new to the scene I have took time out to read many an ad posted by you ladies and am shocked by the sheer number who ask for these superhuman 9/10" cocks which last all nite and make the brekkie in the morning :shock: :shock:
Now I'm not admitting 2 being in possession of a little weener or feeling a lack of self-confidence in my sexual performance but answer me this
Do we now live in a time where QUANTITY is a substitute for QUALITY

Actually you will find amongst the regular male posters on here 9 or 10 inches is actually on the small size!
There is a very a secret message board that only members who have been here over 6 months can see and all the SH regulars post updates of size and stamina for anyone they have met with. Only those who actually meet the grade ever get any fun!
Roger the Dragon cool

(As in Drag'on the floor!)
PMSL :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: Roger!! They'll all want to be allowed in now - you'll start a riot lol
Some where alas that I shall never be allowed.
John
redface

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows

You being sarky or what ?

Who me?? Never! :angel: :twisted:
Course not honey, I forgot you're an angel, sorreeeeeeee
rotflmao

Puuuuurrrfect lady here cool

Must show you my credentials sometime :twisted:
:shock: well since you're a lady, does that mean you have certification of some kind? lol

27 Mar 2005

I think you will find that these days in Europe centimetres are the prefered measurment lol

That makes me....13 Centimetres :shock: lol

:shock:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: well since you're a lady, does that mean you have certification of some kind?

Aaah - now you'll just to wait and see won't you :P biggrin

27 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Actually you will find amongst the regular male posters on here 9 or 10 inches is actually on the small size!
There is a very a secret message board that only members who have been here over 6 months can see and all the SH regulars post updates of size and stamina for anyone they have met with. Only those who actually meet the grade ever get any fun!
Roger the Dragon (As in Drag'on the floor!)

I'll get me coat
G bolt

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G

Actually you will find amongst the regular male posters on here 9 or 10 inches is actually on the small size!
There is a very a secret message board that only members who have been here over 6 months can see and all the SH regulars post updates of size and stamina for anyone they have met with. Only those who actually meet the grade ever get any fun!
Roger the Dragon (As in Drag'on the floor!)

I'll get me coat
G bolt

if you can hang that on it your in!

28 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Ladies
Being new to the scene I have took time out to read many an ad posted by you ladies and am shocked by the sheer number who ask for these superhuman 9/10" cocks which last all nite and make the brekkie in the morning :shock: :shock:
Now I'm not admitting 2 being in possession of a little weener or feeling a lack of self-confidence in my sexual performance but answer me this
Do we now live in a time where QUANTITY is a substitute for QUALITY

Actually you will find amongst the regular male posters on here 9 or 10 inches is actually on the small size!
There is a very a secret message board that only members who have been here over 6 months can see and all the SH regulars post updates of size and stamina for anyone they have met with. Only those who actually meet the grade ever get any fun!
Roger the Dragon cool

(As in Drag'on the floor!)
shush roger. t'is a secret that is. they'll all be asking for an invite!
actually, reminds me of the time i went to the chiropodist. went off in a right old huff she did! it weren't far off a foot! rolleyes

n x x x :P

28 Mar 2005

QUALITY versus QUANTITY????
If you know how to use what you've got the subject shouldn't even raise it's ugly purple head ;)
Some guys are too big for some women, some women prefer a 'larger' man - I just love how diverse the human race is, wouldn't it be boring if we were all the same and you knew that sex with one person would be exactly the same as sex with another.
Now, who wants a modest 6 1/2" and the wherewithall to use it effectively??? hehehe

28 Mar 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
actually, reminds me of the time i went to the chiropodist. went off in a right old huff she did! it weren't far off a foot!
n x x x :P

Shit - mine only hangs down to me knees! redface

(after I've tied it round me waist)
Glad to see our Freckles and 'Bows have realised you need to be certified to be a woman!! lol

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
QUALITY versus QUANTITY????
If you know how to use what you've got the subject shouldn't even raise it's ugly purple head ;)
Some guys are too big for some women, some women prefer a 'larger' man - I just love how diverse the human race is, wouldn't it be boring if we were all the same and you knew that sex with one person would be exactly the same as sex with another.
Now, who wants a modest 6 1/2" and the wherewithall to use it effectively??? hehehe

Yes please lol

28 Mar 2005

Quote by westerross

actually, reminds me of the time i went to the chiropodist. went off in a right old huff she did! it weren't far off a foot!
n x x x :P

Shit - mine only hangs down to me knees! redface

(after I've tied it round me waist)
Glad to see our Freckles and 'Bows have realised you need to be certified to be a woman!! lol

I have my :shock: though, Bows has neglected to add that - or isn't she properly certified yet biggrin

FB goes into a daydream about certifying the lovely Bows :twisted:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I have my :shock: though, Bows has neglected to add that - or isn't she properly certified yet

And what would you need for certification then young freckledbird? :twisted:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows

I have my :shock: though, Bows has neglected to add that - or isn't she properly certified yet

And what would you need for certification then young freckledbird? :twisted:
lol

at the 'young' bit - thanks kiss

Well, I'd need evidence (preferably first hand) of your abilities/expertise, of course. Plus any references you might have from other people :twisted:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
. Plus any references you might have from other people :twisted:

Would this do? :smoke: :twisted:

Quote by somebody in another thread
And as for tongues.........
you could "talk" for Scotland :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
. Plus any references you might have from other people :twisted:

Would this do? :smoke: :twisted:

Quote by somebody in another thread
And as for tongues.........
you could "talk" for Scotland :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh that would do VERY nicely - any mention of tongues is excellent :twisted: