One handed typing

Quote by Angel Chat
No, not because of wanking you dirty minded lot!
Some of you know I went to Cupids last night for their party night. All was going well until my partner for the night informed me that our alcohol had almost run out at around 10pm. He hadn't realised we should bring our own so was sharing mine... anyway we decided to go to the off licence for more. Unfortunately it had closed by the time we got there so we had to go to a pub for carry outs. Some bloke in the pub asked where we were going so we just said to a party, and he said "oh are you swingers?" :shock: :shock: After a tiny hesitation I of course denied it
Anyway, we got back to the club and this is where the trouble started :cry: Changing back out of my "street clothes", my foot somehow slipped off my shoe and my ankle gave way. I automatically put my right hand out to break my fall and was met with a loud crack :shock:
Half an hour and 2lbs of ice later, I was still in pain but decided to soldier on..... well there was some bloody great totty in there last night :twisted: :twisted: and we finally left at around 2am.
Every time I turned over in my sleep though, the pain woke me up, and in the end I had to wake sleeping beauty and ask him to take me to casualty .... 4 x-rays and almost 5 hrs later the doctor said he was very confused because the bruising, swelling and pain looks like a fracture, but the x-rays say otherwise. I have to go back to the "recent injury clinic" tomorrow and see a specialist, and in the meantime I have a bandaged arm in a sling and can only use my left hand to type.
So this post is to explain to everyone in one go what happened because typing is really tricky right now - and I won't be in the chattroom til its better either.... way too fast in there :lol:. It's also an opportunity for you to take the piss en masse as I'm sure you will :lol2: and to see if anyone else has suffered any injuries in the line of duty so to speak and managed to still have some fun ;)

Quote by Dune
You dont seem to be doing to bad a job at typing with only one hand, I cant manage that and I use two!!!
Hope it gets better soon Angel, hes a kiss to make it better xxx

Quote by Vix
He'll get you a new ring though, eh?

Quote by Kit
Angel, want me to come and type for you?
I can type real well as Sarah will confirm :lol:
Hope it heals soon

Quote by Sarah
Angel, want me to come and type for you?
I can type real well as Sarah will confirm :lol:
Hope it heals soon

Quote by Angel Chat
No, not because of wanking you dirty minded lot!
Some of you know I went to Cupids last night for their party night. All was going well until my partner for the night informed me that our alcohol had almost run out at around 10pm. He hadn't realised we should bring our own so was sharing mine... anyway we decided to go to the off licence for more. Unfortunately it had closed by the time we got there so we had to go to a pub for carry outs. Some bloke in the pub asked where we were going so we just said to a party, and he said "oh are you swingers?" :shock: :shock: After a tiny hesitation I of course denied it
Anyway, we got back to the club and this is where the trouble started :cry: Changing back out of my "street clothes", my foot somehow slipped off my shoe and my ankle gave way. I automatically put my right hand out to break my fall and was met with a loud crack :shock:
Half an hour and 2lbs of ice later, I was still in pain but decided to soldier on..... well there was some bloody great totty in there last night :twisted: :twisted: and we finally left at around 2am.
Every time I turned over in my sleep though, the pain woke me up, and in the end I had to wake sleeping beauty and ask him to take me to casualty .... 4 x-rays and almost 5 hrs later the doctor said he was very confused because the bruising, swelling and pain looks like a fracture, but the x-rays say otherwise. I have to go back to the "recent injury clinic" tomorrow and see a specialist, and in the meantime I have a bandaged arm in a sling and can only use my left hand to type.
So this post is to explain to everyone in one go what happened because typing is really tricky right now - and I won't be in the chattroom til its better either.... way too fast in there :lol:. It's also an opportunity for you to take the piss en masse as I'm sure you will :lol2: and to see if anyone else has suffered any injuries in the line of duty so to speak and managed to still have some fun ;)

Quote by Angel Chat
No, not because of wanking you dirty minded lot!
Some of you know I went to Cupids last night for their party night. All was going well until my partner for the night informed me that our alcohol had almost run out at around 10pm. He hadn't realised we should bring our own so was sharing mine... anyway we decided to go to the off licence for more. Unfortunately it had closed by the time we got there so we had to go to a pub for carry outs. Some bloke in the pub asked where we were going so we just said to a party, and he said "oh are you swingers?" :shock: :shock: After a tiny hesitation I of course denied it
Anyway, we got back to the club and this is where the trouble started :cry: Changing back out of my "street clothes", my foot somehow slipped off my shoe and my ankle gave way. I automatically put my right hand out to break my fall and was met with a loud crack :shock:
Half an hour and 2lbs of ice later, I was still in pain but decided to soldier on..... well there was some bloody great totty in there last night :twisted: :twisted: and we finally left at around 2am.
Every time I turned over in my sleep though, the pain woke me up, and in the end I had to wake sleeping beauty and ask him to take me to casualty .... 4 x-rays and almost 5 hrs later the doctor said he was very confused because the bruising, swelling and pain looks like a fracture, but the x-rays say otherwise. I have to go back to the "recent injury clinic" tomorrow and see a specialist, and in the meantime I have a bandaged arm in a sling and can only use my left hand to type.
So this post is to explain to everyone in one go what happened because typing is really tricky right now - and I won't be in the chattroom til its better either.... way too fast in there :lol:. It's also an opportunity for you to take the piss en masse as I'm sure you will :lol2: and to see if anyone else has suffered any injuries in the line of duty so to speak and managed to still have some fun ;)

Quote by markz
hey look on the bright side
at least you didn't break a nail or dislocate an eyelash :D

Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
uch: Aww..Hope your on the mend soon....
Next time just send hubby to get the booze while you wait at the party, Gives you time to check the totty out more closely.. :therethere:
Jilly & Steve