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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Cliche...
Two wrongs dont make a right.........

No, it makes two! You ain't too good at maths are you?
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Cliche...
Two wrongs dont make a right.........

but they make a damn good stirfry king prawn and noodles
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Quote by PoloLady

Cliche...
Two wrongs dont make a right.........

No, it makes two! You ain't too good at maths are you?
Fecking smart arse lol
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Quote by Scandal
Fecking smart arse lol

Thanks, the rest of me aint bad either wink
What all 12 inches?
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Quote by Scandal
Fecking smart arse lol

Thanks, the rest of me aint bad either wink
If your blind maybe :lol2:
next one....
Ive never lied to you but...........
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but two wrights made an airplane.
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Quote by Scandal
"Can I give you a hand with that?"

What all 12 inches?
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ive never lied to you but...........

I've kept my mouth shut till now!
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
good cause i am cumming awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Oh Lord...another two stroke wonder rolleyes
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Oh Lord...another two stroke wonder rolleyes

That would be a Yamaha FS1E
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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
good cause i am cumming

He gave you his best 12 inches - 4 inch thrusted 3 times!
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
Oh Lord...another two stroke wonder rolleyes

You've shagged God?
I'm impressed wink
Nah...not God....God's gift, or so he thought he was. Thank you God for keeping the receipt worship
northeastcoupleuk
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
good cause i am cumming

He gave you his best 12 inches - 4 inch thrusted 3 times! sorry not bending in half for any one
northeastcoupleuk
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
good cause i am cumming awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww[/quoteOh Lord...another two stroke wonder rolleyes
wats up some thing ive said to you
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
good cause i am cumming awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nothings up...that's the problem :twisted:
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Cliche....
"You never know what you've got till it's gone!"
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Quote by PoloLady
Cliche....
"You never know what you've got till it's gone!"

or had a blood test!
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or had a blood test!
So, was that the smallest prick you have ever had?
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
or had a blood test!
So, was that the smallest prick you have ever had?
Awww..... :therethere:
You poor man.
Unknown User
Quote by KitKat
So, was that the smallest prick you have ever had?

You mean it went in?
OUCHIES
Warming the Bed
How about:
Are you in yet?
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Quote by OUCHIES
How about:
Are you in yet?

Yes and by the sound of it I am in an asshole redface
Cliche
While the cats away ...
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by niceguysdoexist
How about:
Are you in yet?

Yes and by the sound of it I am in an asshole redface
Cliche
While the cats away ...
I'm going to shit in its litter tray
Unknown User
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Cliche
While the cats away ...

You'll need a replacement pussy!
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
So, was that the smallest prick you have ever had?

You mean it went in? sad Sideways!
"You might have taken your ring off first....."
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Quote by KitKat
"You might have taken your ring off first....."

Sorry, anal always makes me fart!
northeastcoupleuk
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
good cause i am cumming awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nothings up...that's the problem :twistedsurprisedooooooooo
Missy
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
So, was that the smallest prick you have ever had?

You mean it went in? sad Sideways!
"You might have taken your ring off first....."
... and just left it on vibrate
or
... and not answered it especially as you knew it was your mother evil
Cliche ....... Do you believe in fate?
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Cliche ....... Do you believe in fate?

No, that's why I sold it and got a Toyota!