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..Mount that big gun once again as it was so good the last time. M8-me looked on with amazement and just a hint of envy before once again taking up swabbing of the decks. He knew his place. "one day" he thought I too will be mounted.
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There was a rumour circulating that Winchy had gone to find the lost city of Atlantis. Well, at least that was what some washed up, hoary sailor had told Lost when he'd been chasing leads down at the waterfront taverns.
Noone had told him he might need to swim for this gig, never mind deep-sea dive. All he really wanted was a night in to finish his latest crocheted toilet roll holder. It was an intricate design of...
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...there were several hobbit members of the swinging heaven internal secret service the 'little SHITSS' developing chemicals based around vodka known to cloud the mind. This shocking discovery came as no surprise to..
a certain SH'er who's identity remains secret, who were were in fact head of another secret society looking out for the n'er do wells who made the forums a chaotic place to be.... the Troll Welfare Action Trust. (T.W.A.T)
these vodka based chemicals were fed to the T.W.A.T's every time they surfaced....it had the side effect of........
these vodka based chemicals were fed to the T.W.A.T's every time they surfaced....it had the side effect of........
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The after effects however were truly bizarre rather than the normal headache jippy tummy and geberal feeling of yuck instead this was replaced by the feeling of being incredibly horny. Sex within the community was getting out of proportion and those in the know knew it! Something had to be done to quell this incredible urge of if it breaths f*ck it. An emergency think tank was set up headed by...
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So much nicer now that the complex issues over the last few days and weeks had been resolved in a rather pleasing climax for most.
Mrs Miggins pie shop had recently opened in town and it was agreed that Saturday morning would be a good time for meeting up and chatting over a nice hot pie! The special on Saturday is Steak in Ale pie served steaming hot! Lovely, nice one Mrs Miggins
Mrs Miggins pie shop had recently opened in town and it was agreed that Saturday morning would be a good time for meeting up and chatting over a nice hot pie! The special on Saturday is Steak in Ale pie served steaming hot! Lovely, nice one Mrs Miggins
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"you don't see many stray dogs round here; this so-called 'steak' seems oddly chewy."
:shock:
Still, needs must and Lost isn't one to waste 'owt, so after finishing the dodgy pie he...
:shock:
Still, needs must and Lost isn't one to waste 'owt, so after finishing the dodgy pie he...
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"you don't see many stray dogs round here; this so-called 'steak' seems oddly chewy."
:shock:
Still, needs must and Lost isn't one to waste 'owt, so after finishing the dodgy pie he...
Should that be 'so after finishing the doggy pie?
He got himself into Mrs Miggins back passage and delivered his full load of fresh cream.
Cos if you didnt know LOST was really Ernie, The Fastest Milkman in.......
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The Fastest Milkman in.......terested in novelty items and brick-a-brac. Years of collecting had rendered Ernie's gaff the reputation of being really very very interesting if somewhat untidy. One item a....
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inflatable cock that had even been used in an episode of Phoenix Nights. But Lost's most prized possession was...
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Oh yes indeedy Rudolph (the horny) red nosed Reindeer famed throughtout the land for his carrying of toys, yes even adult ones, to all the good little girls and boys. though Rudolph would like to inform people though that in his own words he "Fuc*king hates carrots" and the "drunken old ba*tard" that he pulls in the sleigh is actually called Burt Knowles who hails from Rugby.
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...other active rolls such as the legend that is the Cheese and pickle, not to be knocked even in comparison to the neuveau Bread snacks found at places such as Subway and even the posh panini parlours.
Edward Garibaldi,a sleuth, had been hired...
Edward Garibaldi,a sleuth, had been hired...
