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....To enjoy gentle strolls in the groves of fig trees that adorn Sheikyourbootymama's desert paradise. On Tuesday fortnights it is a bit noisy due to the bin men collecting the black bins at 7 AM!! in the morning the green bins are collected in the afternoon so thats not so bad.
but its when the blue ones are collected that gets his dander up.....for the blue bin collectors are so rude they always.....
Stick their fingers up and blow raspberries at people! Yet come Chrimbolony time they will be there cap in their hands saying "Best of the season to you and yours guv" hoping to relieve you of a couple of your hard earned bob.
Mrs Wong decided that it was time to sell the chip shop as in general people weren't getting any batter nowadays and the plaice was in not that good a shape. She was hoping to get enough money to start up a new business selling
Quote by Rich_and_dee
used toothbrushes

Cleverly disguised as
A new line in intimate massagers
"banjo string massager"
Because in Hartlepool and surrounds peeps were calling out for Banjo String Masagers . A business that would surely thrive, especially amongst the Eastern Europeans who particuarly enjoyed.....
Poland.
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Could we start another one soon though. I enjoyed this :-)

Loved it too smile
dee
btw used toothbrush is genuine, Richused it as a sales pitch. The amount of uses ya can find for one is amazing lol
Quote by Lost
Poland.
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Could we start another one soon though. I enjoyed this :-)

Awwww - I was just getting in to it then!!! sad :(