G'day Rachel;
Its just past 2 am here but I am still on the go!!
I'll grab a tea and see who else is around.
McC
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Quote by McCloggie
Its called living abroad and working from home I'm afraid - bars are open late, you eat later and end up doing paperwork at 2 am!!
Looks like its just you and me on the night shift though.
and talking absolute crap with me :shock: this should be made a sticky for anyone to post total crap in the early hours lol
Quote by McCloggie
No, no, no no, no. Not bad company at all!
Just seen end of crap film on TV - dont you just lurv these americans sitting on their porch with the stars and stripes blowing above them? Had to go for a quick chunder!
TCM channel dont you just love it lol
chunder?? :shock: is that an hour in front type talk meaning a wank
kinky bugger!! :twisted: :twisted: Quote by McCloggie
Ah yes.......
Never thought about having a wank I must admit.
Yanks sitting on the porch etc. do NOT turn me on!!
I meant chunder in the good old throwing up sense - but I'm OK now!
you know my mums side is from boston ? and i dont mean boston in linconshire lol
watch it buster
ill go all yank on ya and pop a cap in ya ass :giggle: You will " pop a cap in my ass"???????
What a strange colonial idea!
I have to say that there is no way mens headgear would get anywhere near my nether regions - and why would you want to try putting it there anyway FGS?
I think my shift is coming to an end - no cigarettes left and I am still an hour ahead of you.
McC
What a strange colonial idea!
I have to say that there is no way mens headgear would get anywhere near my nether regions - and why would you want to try putting it there anyway FGS?
I think my shift is coming to an end - no cigarettes left and I am still an hour ahead of you.
McC
Quote by McCloggie
You will " pop a cap in my ass"???????
What a strange colonial idea!
I have to say that there is no way mens headgear would get anywhere near my nether regions - and why would you want to try putting it there anyway FGS?
I think my shift is coming to an end - no cigarettes left and I am still an hour ahead of you.
McC
i take it you dont watch mtv? good!! its satans spawn lolfags ive so ran out now we're in the same boat ...bring fags round someone and ill be really gratefull and i'll say errr ....yea .thanks!! ok then.. b bu bub byeeeeeeeee . ok i might let them in for a cuppa tea
G'night y'all (G'night John Boy etc.)
Rachel - happy to talk bollocks an hour ahead of you anytime. Its a bit like astronomy in that it takes years for us to see a star and it takes an hour to speak to you - or something like that!
I will try and be my usual serious, caring, thoughtful self tomorrow.
McC
Rachel - happy to talk bollocks an hour ahead of you anytime. Its a bit like astronomy in that it takes years for us to see a star and it takes an hour to speak to you - or something like that!
I will try and be my usual serious, caring, thoughtful self tomorrow.
McC
Quote by McCloggienn hon mwah
G'night y'all (G'night John Boy etc.)
Rachel - happy to talk bollocks an hour ahead of you anytime. Its a bit like astronomy in that it takes years for us to see a star and it takes an hour to speak to you - or something like that!
I will try and be my usual serious, caring, thoughtful self tomorrow.
McC
Quote by rachel-lanenn hon mwah
G'night y'all (G'night John Boy etc.)
Rachel - happy to talk bollocks an hour ahead of you anytime. Its a bit like astronomy in that it takes years for us to see a star and it takes an hour to speak to you - or something like that!
I will try and be my usual serious, caring, thoughtful self tomorrow.
McC
Get to bed bitch!
Oh sorry I mean
nn Rache sweet dreams and don't forget to go wee fore ya get in.....
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave x
Quote by Red(RHG)nn hon mwah
G'night y'all (G'night John Boy etc.)
Rachel - happy to talk bollocks an hour ahead of you anytime. Its a bit like astronomy in that it takes years for us to see a star and it takes an hour to speak to you - or something like that!
I will try and be my usual serious, caring, thoughtful self tomorrow.
McC
Get to bed bitch!
Oh sorry I mean
nn Rache sweet dreams and don't forget to go wee fore ya get in.....
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave x
make me
x daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave x
Quote by blonde
blondie !! get ya ass in here
Soz, Rache......
My ass was somewhere else.................lol...................... so was the rest of me........ but I am sure I will see you at around 2am saturday morning for the usual chat about nothing..........lol
Sam. xxxxxxxxx
ok its 20:24 early i know but its abit quite around here
round 3 :lol: bump bump bump
anyone around for a round of mindless banter and alcohol fulled rubbish :rascal: Quote by rachel-lane
blondie !! get ya ass in here
Soz, Rache......
My ass was somewhere else.................lol...................... so was the rest of me........ but I am sure I will see you at around 2am saturday morning for the usual chat about nothing..........lol
Sam. xxxxxxxxx
ok its 20:24 early i know but its abit quite around here
round 3 :lol: bump bump bump
anyone around for a round of mindless banter and alcohol fulled rubbish :rascal:See ya at about 1am........... which for some reason best know to the people in charge actually says 12 midnight on here.............. how difficult can it be to get the time right ????? fgs
Sex God
Quote by blonde
See ya at about 1am........... which for some reason best know to the people in charge actually says 12 midnight on here.............. how difficult can it be to get the time right ????? fgs
NOOOOOO !!!!!!!
Don't even go there Blonde!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Roger the Dragon
Who fancies another SH clock thread?
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:being as blondie hasnt turned up yet shall i be the blonde untill she gets her ass in here.
ok true story time.
once apon a time a long long time ago. i was dating a girl that had to move back to her parents house due to falling out with her house mate. as the parents were very vanilla and wouldnt let us sleep together when i stopped over ( spare bed treatment) i thought it would be a nice idea to get a hotel room so we could catch up on some quality time.
so saturday morning came and off into town i go with a head full toys magic and jiggery pokery and not paying attention to what i was doing , i walked into the hotel entrance to find the glass door locked
i could see the receptionist down the corridor so i knock on the glass.
out walks the lovely blonde in white frilly knickers and bra and nothing else apart from her tempting smile and opened the door. me being a total fookin idiot walked in and got half way down the corridor before toys, magic, and jiggery pokery leaves my mind and i ask with a very confused voice at this point ...this isnt the hotel is it :? she looks at me in total confused state scrunching her face up and replys ..errrr no.
so i turn about and walk out of building and am greated with mother and two small children, with total disgust written accross her face and gripping tightly to small children. i now look back to see what the fuck is going on and see the biggest signs on each side of doorway one reading MASSAGE and the other reading SAUNA
the hotel was next door
ok true story time.
once apon a time a long long time ago. i was dating a girl that had to move back to her parents house due to falling out with her house mate. as the parents were very vanilla and wouldnt let us sleep together when i stopped over ( spare bed treatment) i thought it would be a nice idea to get a hotel room so we could catch up on some quality time.
so saturday morning came and off into town i go with a head full toys magic and jiggery pokery and not paying attention to what i was doing , i walked into the hotel entrance to find the glass door locked
i could see the receptionist down the corridor so i knock on the glass.out walks the lovely blonde in white frilly knickers and bra and nothing else apart from her tempting smile and opened the door. me being a total fookin idiot walked in and got half way down the corridor before toys, magic, and jiggery pokery leaves my mind and i ask with a very confused voice at this point ...this isnt the hotel is it :? she looks at me in total confused state scrunching her face up and replys ..errrr no.
so i turn about and walk out of building and am greated with mother and two small children, with total disgust written accross her face and gripping tightly to small children. i now look back to see what the fuck is going on and see the biggest signs on each side of doorway one reading MASSAGE and the other reading SAUNA
the hotel was next door
