Quote by rachel-lane
when i was doing my airbrush course there was this chinese student that i stuck a really good friendship up with. i tried to teach him cockney slang. dog and bone=phone ( but why dog answer phone?) lol. we then got onto names for genital areas i.e chopper, crack, and pork sword to which he replied ..i have a penknife
Quote by kinkyluton
when i was doing my airbrush course there was this chinese student that i stuck a really good friendship up with. i tried to teach him cockney slang. dog and bone=phone ( but why dog answer phone?) lol. we then got onto names for genital areas i.e chopper, crack, and pork sword to which he replied ..i have a penknife
Quote by rachel-lane
when i was doing my airbrush course there was this chinese student that i stuck a really good friendship up with. i tried to teach him cockney slang. dog and bone=phone ( but why dog answer phone?) lol. we then got onto names for genital areas i.e chopper, crack, and pork sword to which he replied ..i have a penknife
Quote by kinkyluton
when i was doing my airbrush course there was this chinese student that i stuck a really good friendship up with. i tried to teach him cockney slang. dog and bone=phone ( but why dog answer phone?) lol. we then got onto names for genital areas i.e chopper, crack, and pork sword to which he replied ..i have a penknife
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Scotch4281
what the fuck... you worse then me lol
Joined: 28 May 2005
Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 12:34 am Post subject: New to all this revelry!
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Hi all
Ive been an avid reader of all the thread for somr time now but finally plucked up the courage to get involved!!! I was atached for the past 8 months and she wasnt into swinging so it was a no no.
I really want to get involved but i know its probably hard as a single male. Any of you more experienced guy and girls got any pointers?
Is a 'Munch' a good starting - i get all muddled!
Love to you all.
xxx
Tom
Quote by blonde
Screaming...... please will someone make sense and speak english !!!!!!
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Screaming...... please will someone make sense and speak english !!!!!!
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Hi all
Ive been an avid reader of all the thread for somr time now but finally plucked up the courage to get involved!!! I was atached for the past 8 months and she wasnt into swinging so it was a no no.
I really want to get involved but i know its probably hard as a single male. Any of you more experienced guy and girls got any pointers?
Is a 'Munch' a good starting - i get all muddled!
Love to you all.
xxx
Tom
come in slightly the worse for wear, and the munchies are kicking in 
Quote by Colts23
oh dear
I think a major rubble through the fridge and about a gallon of very cold water :P
Pus!, just dumped the shoes in bed room and its bloody 24C in there!!!!,,,,,,,,love summer and everything, but rather hot this evening :(
Well, if any one needs a yoghurt or aglass of water, give me a holler
edited for being too pissed to spell!
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im sat here roasting in me bra and knickers with the fan on full, the windows wide open. and summer hasnt even kicked in
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Dammie and Rachel..... get back here and eat your food........... and next time ask before you leave the table............... Kinky.... will u please sit back down !
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Dammie and Rachel..... get back here and eat your food........... and next time ask before you leave the table............... Kinky.... will u please sit back down !
