Quote by rachel-lane
being as blondie hasnt turned up yet shall i be the blonde untill she gets her ass in here.
ok true story time.
once apon a time a long long time ago. i was dating a girl that had to move back to her parents house due to falling out with her house mate. as the parents were very vanilla and wouldnt let us sleep together when i stopped over ( spare bed treatment) i thought it would be a nice idea to get a hotel room so we could catch up on some quality time.
so saturday morning came and off into town i go with a head full toys magic and jiggery pokery and not paying attention to what i was doing , i walked into the hotel entrance to find the glass door lockedi could see the receptionist down the corridor so i knock on the glass.
out walks the lovely blonde in white frilly knickers and bra and nothing else apart from her tempting smile and opened the door. me being a total fookin idiot walked in and got half way down the corridor before toys, magic, and jiggery pokery leaves my mind and i ask with a very confused voice at this point ...this isnt the hotel is it :? she looks at me in total confused state scrunching her face up and replys ..errrr no.
so i turn about and walk out of building and am greated with mother and two small children, with total disgust written accross her face and gripping tightly to small children. i now look back to see what the fuck is going on and see the biggest signs on each side of doorway one reading MASSAGE and the other reading SAUNA
the hotel was next door
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giz a lite
