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I dont like lemon meringue pie....
Quote by Kaznkev
I dont like lemon meringue pie....

well thats one idea out if we meet :twisted:
I do love toffee............ lol
Quote by Mark_July
I dont like lemon meringue pie....

well thats one idea out if we meet :twisted:
I do love toffee............ lol
Well I have made toffee apples what would you like to dip in it?
I like licking toffee apples>>>
Too much vitamin C in toffee apples. And they're a bit sweet for me. Leave them for Mark and pop over Minxie :rascal:
I can relate to the mischievous mood :P
I've packed a bag. I'm going to Fluffs to meet minxy too.
My hormones are some what disturbed.
Oooh best I get ready :rascal:
I have a meeting tonight!
But before you all wonder and get excited not the type you are thinking rolleyes
im tired :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
I like Kaz and her posts I always seem to agree with her. kiss but I am still straight lol
I'm not :rascal:
im in such a horny mood tonight
I will (almost) always go through with a dare.
Oooh what's the dare?
I love coming here. It's such fun, never knowing whose bottom is going to get smacked next. :lol2:
:rascal:
ive broken my toe :cry:
couldnt open door wide enough as box of wellies behind it, walked into door , all mr kilbys fault of course :twisted:
im having a midweek refreshment as got early birthday pressie of a litre of vodka from neighbour
biggrin
Quote by Kilby_69
ive broken my toe :cry:

Ouch I know how much that hurts.
I broken my big toe once, falling down the toilet! redface loon
Quote by Kaznkev
oh lady minx,we have to know how you did that!

ha ha
Thought it was a good idea to stand on it to reach the window to throw water at my son in the garden, but the seat slipped as I reached across and my whole weight went down, I thought I was going to get it trapped around the U bend. redface
But it taught me a lesson as I was in plaster for the first 5 weeks of the summer holidays lol
I have never stood on a toilet seat since wink
Now that's funny Minx. Not breaking your toe but the way you did it was. Bet they had a good laugh at A&E.
I was awarded Three Stars today
Quote by mancunian
Now that's funny Minx. Not breaking your toe but the way you did it was. Bet they had a good laugh at A&E.
I was awarded Three Stars today

I left it 10 hours before going there trying to convince myself it wasn't broken but the pain would not go away.
And yes I was the joke of the hospital said it was the best story they had heard for a long time.
The worst thing was I had doctors and nurses that kept coming in and saying are you the lady that had a fight with a toilet laughing and going out again redface
I am a twit at times lol
I am investigating the possibility of a luminous tattoo on my penis to make it easier to find in the dark.
Quote by Ben_welshminx
I am investigating the possibility of a luminous tattoo on my penis to make it easier to find in the dark.

couldn't you just put a piece of string around it? lol