One word is sufficient

Sexlightened

0 likes 31 Aug 2004

Stayed at a nice hotel over the weekend, they done a wonderful cheese sauce with cauliflower, but the scrambled eggs at breakfast spoiled it.
Bumped into Juile Andrews on the way out and read what she put in the comments book.
SUPA-COLI-FLOWER-CHEESEBUT-EGSWU-QUITEA-TROSHUSH
watched a programme on Ghandi when we got home, all about how he only ate vegatables which kept him weak and gave him bad breath, his feet where also knackered from all the walking he did.
they said he was a
SUPA-CALLOUSED-FRAGILE-MYSTIC-WITHEVY-HALI-TOSIS
went to bed after and had great sex with flick, she got into some good positions for oral and played with my feet a lot, i reckon she`s a
SUPA-LUVA-AGILE-LICKER-EXPERT-ATA-TOESUCK

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Aug 2004

hehehe fandabbydosy!! Gransfannysoozy

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Aug 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Im nearly wetting myself here.....

Vix

Sex God

0 likes 31 Aug 2004

Just one word?
COAT!
(as in "get your")

Unknown User

0 likes 1 Sep 2004

and dont let the door hit your arse on the way out :P

neilinleeds

Sex God

0 likes 1 Sep 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
how you gonna reply to that? lost for words cos i'm choking! :rotflmao: once again!
neil x x x ;-)

flicknlick__cpl

Sexlightened

0 likes 1 Sep 2004

I can`t I`m gutted and just set fire to my Mary Poppins video :cry:

Straighteight

Warming the Bed

0 likes 1 Sep 2004

Al Capone that well known tax dodger of 30's US fame was due to visit his great aunt the following week so decided to go and buy all new clothes. New suit, shirt and hat all from the best suppliers, the item he was most proud of though was his new shoes, so proud in fact that he would only entrust them to his no.1 bodyguard for safekeeping.
All of Als new clothes were being kept under close guard at his house, he wanted to really look his best that day and didn't want anything to be spoilt but as luck would have it he was called out at the last moment to "attend" to a rival gang leader across town. Not wishing to lose face Al went taking his 2nd, 3rd & 4th bodyguards with him leaving no.1 bodyguard in charge of the new wardrobe.
Now no.1 guard had a bit of a thing going with the cooks maid and while Al was out the guard was "entertaining" the gal downstairs. While all this was going on the house cat found its way into Als closet and started playing with whatever it could find, you know like cats do !
The cat had really made quite a mess and when the guard returned to his post he was furious, he shooed the cat away and started to clean up the mess only noticing at the very end of the task that the cat had bitten the laces and scratched the patent leather of Als new shoes.
There seemed little point in trying to disguise what had happened so the guard decided to come clean, after all he had worked for Al for many years and had always been there for his boss. When Al heard this he went balistic, "find that cat" he bellowed.
For the whole of the next day they searched high & low but nothing. The dragnet widened and eventually they ended all ended up at the local railway station, no-one had found the cat but just as dusk was falling the cooks young son appeared from across the tracks with a cat under his arm.....
PARDON ME AL, IS THIS THE CAT THAT CHEWED YOUR NEW SHOE ?
I know another one about..... oh, ok, I'll get me coat !
Tee Hee !
S8 lol

flicknlick__cpl

Sexlightened

0 likes 1 Sep 2004

:laughabove: :giveup: seems like our coats are already hanging on the gate