Many members of this Forum have expressed a wish for further training in order to help you deal with fellow cafe folk, peeps in the chatroom and miscellaneous gutter press trash....
I have selected the following courses with a view to improving various member's performances, both in your motivation, to be here but also in your abilities to deal with various peeps with whom you come into contact.
These courses may be booked with any Moderator or via Mark
Self improvement
SI 100 Creative Suffering
SI 101 Overcoming Peace of mind
SI 102 Ego Gratification through Violence
SI 103 Dealing with Post realisation depression
SI 104 Over coming self doubt through pretence and ostentation
SI 105 Whinge your way to alienation
SI 106 Feigning knowlegde- a career enhancemant stratergy
SI 107 Guilt without Sex
SI 108 Keeping facts out of your management structures
SI 109 Walking quickly and carrying a piece of paper
Home Economics
HE 100 Cultivating Viruses in the household fridge
HE 101 Sinus drainage in the modern marriage
HE 102 Basic Kitchen taxidermy
HE 103 1001 other uses for your vaccuum Cleaner
Crafts
C100 Bonsai your pet
C 101 Self actualisation through Macrame
C 102 Origami for Self defence ( full Black belt available)
C 103 Drawing genitalia in soft pastel shades
C 104 Needlecraft for Vaccinators
Fitness and health
FH 100 The joys of hypochrondria
FH 101 High fibre Sex/bio feedback and how to stop it
FH 102 Skate your way to regularity
FH 103 Tap dance your way to social ridicule
FH 104 Snap out of it/ pull yourself together
FH 105 Eating with Plastic spoons
the latter two organised by the Samaritans
Business and Career
BC 100 The under achievers guide to very small business opportunites
BC 101 How to profit from your body
BC 102 Tattooing your colleagues as an income supplement
BC 103 Credit purchasing with your kidney donor card
If anyone believes that they can offer similar equally enhancing courses please advise at your earliest convenience
Gmanxxxx
course co ordinator
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