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Quote by naked-cleaner
Ooops not here, I have officially not read this as I am not a Katbut if you want someone to do fried breaky in the morning I your man...
And I will do the cleaning after, Jags
Naked, of course
NC
xxx
There you go, we not even here and you have an offer of full fried breakfast and a tidy kitchen :) What more could a woman want (bar Kat of course)
*writhing seductively round her hairy legs and miners boots, gazing lovingly up - only to see a pair of TnH bollocks dangling above him. Fuck me, I thought for a moment I'd ended up inside the clock tower at Big Ben! - Must have come up a little short. Realising he had come up a bit short, he sets off again, marvelling at the skills those tunellers in WW2 must have had to come up under the shit house in the German Guard hut every time*
*suddenly he spies upon a pair of pink fluffy slippers. - Surely not Jags like apparel, perhaps this is an exotic role playing game meant to entice and arouse him. He approaches from the rear, blending into the shadows, with Odo-like ability to mimic the objects around him, he adopts the form of the Greek Urn Missy uses as a spitoon (£7 from e-bay) , only when he feels a feather duster disappear up his arse does he realise it is naked cleaner he has reached*
Quote by KitKat
*suddenly he spies upon a pair of pink fluffy slippers. - Surely not Jags like apparel, perhaps this is an exotic role playing game meant to entice and arouse him. He approaches from the rear, blending into the shadows, with Odo-like ability to mimic the objects around him, he adopts the form of the Greek Urn Missy uses as a spitoon (£7 from e-bay) , only when he feels a feather duster disappear up his arse does he realise it is naked cleaner he has reached*
Better the feather duster than the loo brush
OUCH !!!!
Quote by KitKat
*suddenly he spies upon a pair of pink fluffy slippers. - Surely not Jags like apparel, perhaps this is an exotic role playing game meant to entice and arouse him. He approaches from the rear, blending into the shadows, with Odo-like ability to mimic the objects around him, he adopts the form of the Greek Urn Missy uses as a spitoon (£7 from e-bay) , only when he feels a feather duster disappear up his arse does he realise it is naked cleaner he has reached*
And just how did you know my slippers were pink and fluffy ????
You naughty boy !!!!
*With leopard like swiftness, Kat leaves NC far behind, thankful that wednesday was not toilet cleaning day, the feather duster still up his up his arse waving gently in time with his movements, like the gentle dance of a willow tree stirred by a mellow summer breeze (although a bit of a sad willow tree, with just a trunk and no branches or leaves. More like a dutch elm disease victim really) *
Now pay attention, I am trying to concentrate! 
lhk
And just how did you know my slippers were pink and fluffy ????Cos I just saw them when I was crawling round on the floor!
Now pay attention, I am trying to concentrate! lhk
Quote by KitKatCos I just saw them when I was crawling round on the floor!
*With leopard like swiftness, Kat leaves NC far behind, thankful that wednesday was not toilet cleaning day, the feather duster still up his up his arse waving gently in time with his movements, like the gentle dance of a willow tree stirred by a mellow summer breeze (although a bit of a sad willow tree, with just a trunk and no branches or leaves. More like a dutch elm disease victim really) *
And just how did you know my slippers were pink and fluffy ????
Now pay attention, I am trying to concentrate! lhk
Ahhhh so thats where I left my slippers, under the bed !!!
Jags, can I have them back please, bin looking for them everywhere
Thought this was ONLY for Kate and yet the place has a flipping viewing balcony!!
:shock: :shock:
Seduction should be intimate, gentle and not for those with feather dusters stuck up their bum FFS!
Kate... get back under the duvet and get to work. You promised me much and yet have fallen at the first hurdle.
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
:shock: :shock:
Seduction should be intimate, gentle and not for those with feather dusters stuck up their bum FFS!
Kate... get back under the duvet and get to work. You promised me much and yet have fallen at the first hurdle.
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Seduction should be intimate, gentle and not for those with feather dusters stuck up their bum FFS!OK - I can do intimate and gentle.
*from under the bed he stalks her, the feather duster playing a tune on the bedsprings like the rippling water of a water fall. Suddenly he spies her, seemingly oblivious to his presence she grazes on the TTT's of the forum, leaving the empty husks behind her. Gathering his loins, mighty muscle bulging, he leaps from cover, a wild ravenous beast her clothing is no match for him, naked now, he clamps her arms to her side and lifts her bodily from the floor, before a sound can be uttered, he has her on the bed, with and animal passion he takes her furiously, over and over like the last shag before the worlds end, Then, just as suddenly, he is gone. leaving her shattered and breathless with the intensity of his passion.*
Was that what you meant sweetie?
:angel:
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKatOK - I can do intimate and gentle.
Seduction should be intimate, gentle and not for those with feather dusters stuck up their bum FFS!
*from under the bed he stalks her, the feather duster playing a tune on the bedsprings like the rippling water of a water fall. Suddenly he spies her, seemingly oblivious to his presence she grazes on the TTT's of the forum, leaving the empty husks behind her. Gathering his loins, mighty muscle bulging, he leaps from cover, a wild ravenous beast her clothing is no match for him, naked now, he clamps her arms to her side and lifts her bodily from the floor, before a sound can be uttered, he has her on the bed, with and animal passion he takes her furiously, over and over like the last shag before the worlds end, Then, just as suddenly, he is gone. leaving her shattered and breathless with the intensity of his passion.*
Was that what you meant sweetie?
:angel:
lhk
Kat
Switches the fan on......in this weather....!!
CheekyChimp..... 8-)
Quote by KitKatOK - I can do intimate and gentle.
Seduction should be intimate, gentle and not for those with feather dusters stuck up their bum FFS!
*from under the bed he stalks her, the feather duster playing a tune on the bedsprings like the rippling water of a water fall. Suddenly he spies her, seemingly oblivious to his presence she grazes on the TTT's of the forum, leaving the empty husks behind her. Gathering his loins, mighty muscle bulging, he leaps from cover, a wild ravenous beast her clothing is no match for him, naked now, he clamps her arms to her side and lifts her bodily from the floor, before a sound can be uttered, he has her on the bed, with and animal passion he takes her furiously, over and over like the last shag before the worlds end, Then, just as suddenly, he is gone. leaving her shattered and breathless with the intensity of his passion.*
Was that what you meant sweetie?
:angel:
lhk
Kat
PHEW! :shock: That's a lotbetter than last Saturday night - you were in and out before I even knew it!! I didn't know you could do passion but I likes it. Now, go have a long soak and take your nightly Sanageton tonic so you can repeat it all tomorrow night. And you know fine well I haven't got bedsprings
:smackbottom: Knew it'd be worth it in the end. He just needs the key in the side of his body wound up tight and then he's OK. Might buy a bigger elastic band next time.
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Quote by Jags
Thought this was ONLY for Kate and yet the place has a flipping viewing balcony!!
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I think I remember standing on this balcony many moons ago. I seem to remember ending up buried in a cleavage for about 3 months - was this a dream I ask?
Quote by westerross
Thought this was ONLY for Kate and yet the place has a flipping viewing balcony!!
:
I think I remember standing on this balcony many moons ago. I seem to remember ending up buried in a cleavage for about 3 months - was this a dream I ask?
AH! happy memories Tune (oops!!) - think Fred is still clinging to a nipple and Sarge has swiped the crampons.
:kiss: for the memory! Like a phantom, Kat sneaks up behind TE on the balcony, gives him a gentle nudge, and watches him tumble, over and over and over and over, endless screams echoing from him.
to land at the very cusp of the Jags cleavage, fingers grasping desperately at smooth silky skin, sinking deeper, and deeper, and deeper. I shall never forget the look in his eyes, they were the last thing I saw, the whites staring at me from the gloom. The sheer terror that evoked from them.
That terrrible, dread look -= Really made I larf it did!
lhk
P.S.
Hiya Ninja, nearly didn't see you there!
to land at the very cusp of the Jags cleavage, fingers grasping desperately at smooth silky skin, sinking deeper, and deeper, and deeper. I shall never forget the look in his eyes, they were the last thing I saw, the whites staring at me from the gloom. The sheer terror that evoked from them.
That terrrible, dread look -= Really made I larf it did!
lhk
P.S.
Hiya Ninja, nearly didn't see you there!
Found the very thread Tune (oops x 2) - start at page 8 of this thread, it's so funny
Thanks for reminding us!
As for TnH - he's welcome to dive into my cleavage anytime he likes. Kate, make another appointment on your way out??
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Thanks for reminding us!
As for TnH - he's welcome to dive into my cleavage anytime he likes. Kate, make another appointment on your way out??
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Quote by KitKat
Like a phantom, Kat sneaks up behind TE on the balcony, gives him a gentle nudge, and watches him tumble, over and over and over and over, endless screams echoing from him.
to land at the very cusp of the Jags cleavage, fingers grasping desperately at smooth silky skin, sinking deeper, and deeper, and deeper. I shall never forget the look in his eyes, they were the last thing I saw, the whites staring at me from the gloom. The sheer terror that evoked from them.
That terrrible, dread look -= Really made I larf it did!
lhk
P.S.
Hiya Ninja, nearly didn't see you there!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: for Kate:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: for TnH - welcome to my cleavage!
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Thought this was ONLY for Kate and yet the place has a flipping viewing balcony!!
:
I think I remember standing on this balcony many moons ago. I seem to remember ending up buried in a cleavage for about 3 months - was this a dream I ask?
AH! happy memories WBB - think Fred is still clinging to a nipple and Sarge has swiped the crampons.
:kiss: for the memory!I think I'm in trouble :scared: :shock:
