not necessarily in swinging, but emabarassing moments that make you giggle or cringe when you think about them.
one of mine was, when looking for a green drinks jug and a blue one, asking very loudly 'had anyone seen my jugs?' in a packed staff room
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Yeah, not so long ago 
The BT bloke was in the house looking at the line. We were chatting away and he explained what the problem was. I was asking how long broadband would be down, we talked about kids and how quick they were with pc's. He mentioned he was slower than his girl at typing.
Stupidly I said, "Well I usually use 3 or 4 fingers" :roll:
We both wet red, the conversation was over and he left pretty quick
ops:
The BT bloke was in the house looking at the line. We were chatting away and he explained what the problem was. I was asking how long broadband would be down, we talked about kids and how quick they were with pc's. He mentioned he was slower than his girl at typing.
Stupidly I said, "Well I usually use 3 or 4 fingers"
:roll:We both wet red, the conversation was over and he left pretty quick
ops: 
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I've seen you jugs 
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Oh yes, Ive had a few of these moments, but the one I remember most vividly was at a meeting I attende a few years ago.
New in the job, newly promoted and trying to be part of the 'all male team' I decided to try and join in the pre-meeting banter. One of the guys was talking about a Shop near where he lived which had been burgled and that the theives had got away with nearly £1 million pounds in money and goods!
Shocked by this, I had to say that I was very suprised that a porn shop would keep so much money and goods on site, only for the bloke to come back with:
"No my dear, I said PAWN shop, not PORN shop"
Oh well, end of conversation
New in the job, newly promoted and trying to be part of the 'all male team' I decided to try and join in the pre-meeting banter. One of the guys was talking about a Shop near where he lived which had been burgled and that the theives had got away with nearly £1 million pounds in money and goods!
Shocked by this, I had to say that I was very suprised that a porn shop would keep so much money and goods on site, only for the bloke to come back with:
"No my dear, I said PAWN shop, not PORN shop"
Oh well, end of conversation
Fairly recently after nearly a year of noise throughout the day by the neighbours dogs and politely asking them to "try and keep the dogs from howling all day while your out" I came home from work absolutely knackered.
Next doors dogs (4 of them in a medium 3 bed semi left in nearly all day alone i might add NOT the dogs fault) were howling, barking and making an absolute racket!!
On seeing the neighbours come home nearly an infuriating hour later, i approached them rather pissed off on the drive "keep those F&*$*ng dogs quiet will you they sound like they are F*&^*g dying in there" only for both of them to burst into floods of tears and rush into the house :shock: :shock:
Thinking WTF had gone on, we went round a few hours later and found out that our neighbours had just come back from the vet when i angrily approached them on the drive after having their oldest and most loved dog put down due to ill health!!
It was to this day my most embarrassing moment!!
Next doors dogs (4 of them in a medium 3 bed semi left in nearly all day alone i might add NOT the dogs fault) were howling, barking and making an absolute racket!!
On seeing the neighbours come home nearly an infuriating hour later, i approached them rather pissed off on the drive "keep those F&*$*ng dogs quiet will you they sound like they are F*&^*g dying in there" only for both of them to burst into floods of tears and rush into the house :shock: :shock:
Thinking WTF had gone on, we went round a few hours later and found out that our neighbours had just come back from the vet when i angrily approached them on the drive after having their oldest and most loved dog put down due to ill health!!
It was to this day my most embarrassing moment!!
One that always springs to mind is when in a very important interview up before a panel of people and a phycologist sitting taking notes just out of view to me... This was for a position that demanded quick thinking a positive attitude and a very mature outlook on things.. I was only just 30 at the time mind...
Anyway all was going very well i thought then just out of the blue one of the panel asked what are your weaknesses... I just replied Women and chocolate!!! CRINGE.... They all laughed.. I was mortified.. I was offered the Job!
Always makes me cringe anyway!
Mike x
Anyway all was going very well i thought then just out of the blue one of the panel asked what are your weaknesses... I just replied Women and chocolate!!! CRINGE.... They all laughed.. I was mortified.. I was offered the Job!
Always makes me cringe anyway!
Mike x
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Oh yes, Ive had a few of these moments, but the one I remember most vividly was at a meeting I attende a few years ago.
New in the job, newly promoted and trying to be part of the 'all male team' I decided to try and join in the pre-meeting banter. One of the guys was talking about a Shop near where he lived which had been burgled and that the theives had got away with nearly £1 million pounds in money and goods!
Shocked by this, I had to say that I was very suprised that a porn shop would keep so much money and goods on site, only for the bloke to come back with:
"No my dear, I said PAWN shop, not PORN shop"
Oh well, end of conversation
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Oh that is sooooo something I would do
I could, and should, write a book of the things Fire has come out with.
On our first ever meet at the getting to know you meal, she meant to say she had worked in the high street for many years and now after working from home for ages, would never go back again.
What she actually said was “I’ll never go back to working on the street again” :shock:
Luckily the lady involved worked it out for herself as Fire spluttered and I cringed.
On our first ever meet at the getting to know you meal, she meant to say she had worked in the high street for many years and now after working from home for ages, would never go back again.
What she actually said was “I’ll never go back to working on the street again” :shock:
Luckily the lady involved worked it out for herself as Fire spluttered and I cringed.
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I could, and should, write a book of the things Fire has come out with.
On our first ever meet at the getting to know you meal, she meant to say she had worked in the high street for many years and now after working from home for ages, would never go back again.
What she actually said was “I’ll never go back to working on the street again” :shock:
Luckily the lady involved worked it out for herself as Fire spluttered and I cringed.
Oh Feck, I thought PMSL was just a turn of phrase.
H
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My sister was telling me that her driving instructor said her driving was erotic:? :?
She meant erratic
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Nola wipe ya chin love, bit o dust there from SH towers celler :lol2:
Giving me giggles though :giggle:
Giving me giggles though :giggle:
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Nola wipe ya chin love, bit o dust there from SH towers celler :lol2:
Giving me giggles though :giggle:
Just doing my ever so regular spot of lightening things up!
i was taking a photo from my sisters camera, loading it onto my pc and transfering it to her ebay ad as shes not techy mindd enough to do that......
as i checked if her pic was loaded corerctly into 'my pics' bit of the pc, i clicked one too far forward and there in FULL SCREEN GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOUR, was a close up pic of me giving someone a blow job :shock:
i couldnt finf the red x in the corner quick enough....and I thank GOD that it was a close up and she didnt see that it WASNT mr Bones....um.....pleasure i was um.....raising!! ops:
as i checked if her pic was loaded corerctly into 'my pics' bit of the pc, i clicked one too far forward and there in FULL SCREEN GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOUR, was a close up pic of me giving someone a blow job :shock:
i couldnt finf the red x in the corner quick enough....and I thank GOD that it was a close up and she didnt see that it WASNT mr Bones....um.....pleasure i was um.....raising!!
ops: I fell over a couple of years ago and did some damage to my knee, whilst I never broke the patella, it was very swollen and there was a distinct line across the top when you ran your hand over it, that made if feel broken!
Dozy bint here, once it had recovered a bit was reciting the tale of how it happened etc and announced in a busy pub full of students "do you want to feel my crack!"
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Cue said pub erupting into laughter LOL
Dozy bint here, once it had recovered a bit was reciting the tale of how it happened etc and announced in a busy pub full of students "do you want to feel my crack!"
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Cue said pub erupting into laughter LOL
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I had one. Just.
Well, not a dramatically "ooooopppps" moment, more a :doh: moment.
Running a bath. Bit distracted.
Came back into bathroom. Bath half full.
Cold tap :doh: not hot tap.
Gutted - planned self indulgent soak turned into tepid dip!
Well, not a dramatically "ooooopppps" moment, more a :doh: moment.
Running a bath. Bit distracted.
Came back into bathroom. Bath half full.
Cold tap :doh: not hot tap.
Gutted - planned self indulgent soak turned into tepid dip!
