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12 Jan 2005

Well,
my hand is bleeding, I have broken 3 nails, banged my head, bit down onto and cut my lip, smashed 2 bottles and lost every ounce of self respectâ€¦. evil

:evil: :evil:
But at least the job is done!............................ biggrin

Yesâ€¦ I now have a new lightbulb in my bathroom! redface

Why on earth do they make light covers that you can not remove with out the aid of a knife at least?
Why on earth are the edges of baths not suitable to stand on with slippy feet?
Why on earth do bottles of toiletries smash when you knock them off the shelf into the bath when falling?
Why on earth are said bottles made of glass â€“ when they know full well you are likely to land on them when broken?
Some things are sent to try me! :evil:
Anywayâ€¦â€¦. If anyone needs any DIY someone bloody else!

12 Jan 2005

Bloody hell Busty, you don`t do things by halves do you?!
Actually, you were very lucky isn`t wasn`t worse. Hugs to you.
Venusxxx

12 Jan 2005

u -sound like my work experience lad, I've only had him 2 days and he's used up my entire first aid kit, we're only wiring a bungalow.
any see my other post you can't call it a light bulb anyone under new regs it's a LAMP!
ian

12 Jan 2005

hey!
i am actually really good at DIY! confused

the shelves i put up lasted a full 5 mins before falling down!
(well ok.. maybe 5 mins is a bit of an exageration! - but as long as it took for me to put something on them)
the bed i put together has 3 legs that are at the same hight!
i have only managed to destroy 2 of my carpets so far when painting cielings!
when putting new doors on furniture they both normally end up nearly the same hieght!
need i carry on??? :twisted:
WBB DIY-extoadinair

12 Jan 2005

well-bust babe - I'm glad people like u keep me in buiness

12 Jan 2005

What was wrong with filling the loo with hundreds of candles, filling the bath with lots of warm soapy bubbles. Putting some music on in the background (not in the loo obviously!)
Lazing and relaxing in rose petalled bubbly water, having a bottle of refreshing wine, ciggies to hand (if you smoke) and texting the love of your life with all the above information.
When he comes in to find you lying seductively looking like Aphrodite, hand him the light bulb and tell him to shut the door on the way out !!!
Lots of love,hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly hon xxx

12 Jan 2005

Side issue;;;Has anyone seen the t.v add for that diy mag that week by week, builds into a comprehensive big mess all over your living room ? well the advert starts with the words,,",Do your d.i.y jobs look like youve done them yourself" rolleyes

WTF?????i thought that was what diy stood for!!!!!

12 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
Well,
my hand is bleeding, I have broken 3 nails, banged my head, bit down onto and cut my lip, smashed 2 bottles and lost every ounce of self respectâ€¦. :evil: :evil:
But at least the job is done!............................
Yesâ€¦ I now have a new lightbulb in my bathroom!
Anywayâ€¦â€¦. If anyone needs any DIY someone bloody else!

OMG - what are you like??????

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Um................suppose there's no point asking you to come and help me then.
Have just changed the light bulb in my lamp..... still not working dunno

Spot the blonde sad

12 Jan 2005

replying to my lovely partner here,not to myself,, I think they mean "do your diy jobs look shit!" biggrin

but because its telly , they cant say shit ..

12 Jan 2005

Quote by little
What was wrong with filling the loo with hundreds of candles, filling the bath with lots of warm soapy bubbles. Putting some music on in the background (not in the loo obviously!)
Lazing and relaxing in rose petalled bubbly water, having a bottle of refreshing wine, ciggies to hand (if you smoke) and texting the love of your life with all the above information.
When he comes in to find you lying seductively looking like Aphrodite, hand him the light bulb and tell him to shut the door on the way out !!!
Lots of love,hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly hon xxx

little hun.. you think of everything!!!!!
:twisted:
that is a fab idea1 i can only think of one or two drawbacks........ confused

...
(1) my loo is in a seperate room to my bath, filling the loo with candles would do nothing to aid me seeing in the bathroom!
(2) my bottle of DECENT bubble bath were all glass bottles, yes you guessed it.. the ones that got smashed in the fall! all i have left is the type of bubbles that come in plastic bottles! sigh
(3) my bath is now full of glass shards!
(4) the "love of my life" often forgets to turn his phone on, it is normally hours before he recieves a text!
(5) above person lives about 100 miles away.. and is not due to come till sat morning!
aphrodite will be more like a pneumonia ridden prune after lying waiting in the water for that long!
(6) i don not have enough room in my bathroom to store all the wine required to keep me till he arrives on sat!
WBB not bitter! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

12 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
Um................suppose there's no point asking you to come and help me then.
Have just changed the light bulb in my lamp..... still not working
Spot the blonde

course i will come and help you!
ihere is a list of what you need to get ready whilst i am on my way...
a butter knife (only tool i ever use!)
2 anti - electric shock outfits
6 bottles of white wine
number for local emergency services
number for local shop to order new lamp

12 Jan 2005

well-busty-babe and kckat if i lived further up the country i'd glady come and sort out your needs( electrical that is)
but your up north i'm down south unless u make it worth my while!!!!!!

12 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe

Um................suppose there's no point asking you to come and help me then.
Have just changed the light bulb first
in my lamp..... still not working
Spot the blonde

course i will come and help you!
ihere is a list of what you need to get ready whilst i am on my way...
a butter knife (only tool i ever use!)
2 anti - electric shock outfits
6 bottles of white wine
number for local emergency services
number for local shop to order new lamp
OK - can't promise to complete the list....
I'm thinking, i'll nip out and buy a new lamp then multiply the wine by 2 rather than get 2 anti shock suits and just call the fire brigade over ???
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hmmmmmm, hurry up Busty, reckon we're gonna have a wicked night!!!!
:bounce: :bounce:

12 Jan 2005

Quote by sparky230
well-busty-babe and kckat if i lived further up the country i'd glady come and sort out your needs( electrical that is)
but your up north i'm down south unless u make it worth my while!!!!!!

I'm down south too hunni - unf - the opposite side of the south to you :doh:
Hmmmm - thinking about what would tempt you, but first we need to know, will you put a firemans uniform on to do the job??????
:twisted: :twisted:

12 Jan 2005

:twisted: :P :twisted: :P :twisted:
bad girl lol

12 Jan 2005

HI Sparky I heard there was a new law coming in to affect. Is it true you cannot do your own wiring yourself anymore and have to get a electrician to do it all for you? Is it just that you have to get someone to check it all after you have done it now? A couple of people have said this to me now an I am wondering if it will affect me building a couple of new extensions on the house. Do you have any links to some info on it.
Edit: Sorry I just knowtied you have made a post about this topic already
Well_busty_babe that sounds like it was a painful job. Let me kiss all your sore bits better for you kiss

12 Jan 2005

Quote by little
When he comes in to find you lying seductively looking like Aphrodite, hand him the light bulb and tell him to shut the door on the way out !!!

A woman's inventiveness knows no bounds. I asked a woman who wanted to tie me up what she would do to me while I was suitably gagged and bound and she replied . . .
"I think I'd probably like to go shopping"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hope your cuts and bruises get better, Busty Babe - you can't beat a woman who's so determined to secure a simple pleasure . . .
:idea:
hugs n kisses (and loads of witch-hazel or other soothing ointments)
x Chris

12 Jan 2005

WBB - you poor love!!
If I didn't know better I would think that this was further proof that women can't change lightbulbs - based on a previous relationship I hasten to add!! My ex never changed a lightbulb in 16 years, claiming it was because she was left handed! dunno

She once spent two weeks in the dark because a bulb (sorry sparky, lamp) failed while I was away on business in the US! :shock:
Sappho, on the other hand is quite capable of changing light bulbs .
WBB, I suggest that you sit down and open a couple of bottles of wine and think VERY naughty thoughts!! :twisted: Mind you, :shock: I hope tou can still work a corkscrew with three broken nails. Now THAT would be a crisis!!! :eeek:
Will

12 Jan 2005

Kckat havn,t got a firemans outfit,but still got a boy scouts any good!!!

12 Jan 2005

Quote by sparky230
Kckat havn,t got a firemans outfit,but still got a boy scouts any good!!!

All this talk about firemans uniforms is getting me rather HOT, will have to take a COLD bath now! :twisted:
Fee xx

13 Jan 2005

Ehem -
I believe we are to say firefighter these days chaps.
rolleyes

13 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
Well,
my hand is bleeding, I have broken 3 nails, banged my head, bit down onto and cut my lip, smashed 2 bottles and lost every ounce of self respectâ€¦.

You know, I can understand the whole head banging, hand bleding bottle breaking and loss of self respect. I think there are printed warnings on the side of the box, but breaking 3 nails!!!!! Thats just plain nasty. Personally, I think you should sue their asses!

13 Jan 2005

Thats a bit more than an oooooooooops, sounds more like an oooooouuuuccccchhhhhh!!!!
I hope that you are not hurt too badly....

13 Jan 2005

Quote by little
What was wrong with filling the loo with hundreds of candles

They'll get stuck in the u-bend when you flush.