Oops, I'm bald!

15 Feb 2005

Did my usual trick of trying to give myself a haircut and fucking it up. No problem, just stick the number 12 comb on the clipper thingy and Bob's your uncle. Got about a quarter of the way through and the clippers packed up. Tried to do it with scissors and couldn't get it even. Only one option left - Shave! Took and hour and six razors!
So now I have a pasty white scalp and no chance of a tan to make the stubble less obvious.
I want my mum :cry:

15 Feb 2005

We could all chip in and buy you a wig?

dunno

15 Feb 2005

ice, use some fake tan or use it as an excuse to go on holiday smile

15 Feb 2005

Poor Ice
Maybe a hat would help?
Supposed to be getting a cold spell again :silly:

15 Feb 2005

he already has one for special occasions :P

15 Feb 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

15 Feb 2005

Hey I knew I'd get u one day :smug: :thrilled:

15 Feb 2005

Oh Ice, I'm sorry but

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:therethere: :therethere:

15 Feb 2005

buy him a wig?? :shock:
where is you idea of frugality??? confused

we can make him one! :twisted:
all the ladies should donate one weeks worth of pubic hair shavings... and we will have one for him in no time! lol

:lol:

15 Feb 2005

You've just caught up with the hip and trendy, Ice. All the best guys have short hair - you're in with the 'in' crowd now!! lol

:lol: :lol:
Mal
wink

15 Feb 2005

Well lots of girls do like shaved heads..... well.... *ahem*

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Feb 2005

Some of my favorite men are bald!

(just to try and make you feel a bit better) xxx
also, for some light reading material, this should make you feel more at home with your new lack of locks.....
Cause we care, honest!!!

15 Feb 2005

Take two tea bags and bung them into the pot, pour on hot water and brew.
Do nothing for 3 hours.
When cold remove said tea bags and use them in a dabbing motion covering your head with cold tea.
Continue to do so, letting it dry between layers, until you get the desired colour to match your face.
Oh and don't go out in the rain lol

Dawn :smug:

15 Feb 2005

Show us a pic!!

15 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
Show us a pic!!

Now that's unkind Vix......
But its fun. Ice show us a pic lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

15 Feb 2005

Ice old boy, just claim that you have taken to heart the desperate please of the poor lovers for whom your hair was becoming a problem, they said it was slowing you down, now the smooth sleek shiney model can cut thru the air so much faster, reaching far greater speeds when bobbing up and down and burying itself between the legs of a lucky recipitent :thumbup:
well it dont really work, but sure is fun as the ladies apparently all were raised in Missouri and keep on saying "Show Me" biggrin

15 Feb 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Do you want my cat brushings? If they can make a beard I'm sure a hairdo would be simple. lol

Jas
XXX
I'm sorry but I can't stop giggling at the thought of a baldy you.

15 Feb 2005

this probabley doesn't help but, it does grow back

15 Feb 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Do you want my cat brushings? If they can make a beard I'm sure a hairdo would be simple.
Jas
XXX
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there you go Ice what more could you want Jas has kept all her cats hair in a box. I can just see you getting the old prit stik out and getting yourself a knew hairstyle and image........puuuurrrrrfect .
Oh Jas I do hope your cats a Tabby....... :rotflmao:

15 Feb 2005

Don't listen to them, sticking cat's hair on your head would just make you look like a pussy.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Feb 2005

Id just like to say sorry for my slowness in response to the thread . It isnt that i dont care Ice mate I do , but i was still laughing .
G

15 Feb 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Do you want my cat brushings? If they can make a beard I'm sure a hairdo would be simple.
Jas
XXX
I'm sorry but I can't stop giggling at the thought of a baldy you.

Jas!
Have you been experimenting with beards again? I know you have a fetish for them but ........ :lol:
LC wink

15 Feb 2005

Mmmmm i actually find bald men quite attractive! but then i find hairy men quite attractive too......................feel i may have some issues :shock:
Dont worry - i'll polish your head 4u wink

15 Feb 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
Mmmmm i actually find bald men quite attractive! but then i find hairy men quite attractive too......................feel i may have some issues :shock:
Dont worry - i'll polish your head 4u

Damn, there go my knees. biggrin

15 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
Show us a pic!!

If I can find the bloody cable to upload from the camera to the pc, I will. :shock:

15 Feb 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
Mmmmm i actually find bald men quite attractive! but then i find hairy men quite attractive too......................feel i may have some issues :shock:
Dont worry - i'll polish your head 4u

Hi sexyjess23, I'm both bald and hairy! :grin:
LC :wink:

15 Feb 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Take two tea bags and bung them into the pot, pour on hot water and brew.
Do nothing for 3 hours.
When cold remove said tea bags and use them in a dabbing motion covering your head with cold tea.
Continue to do so, letting it dry between layers, until you get the desired colour to match your face.
Oh and don't go out in the rain
Dawn :smug:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bit like potato printing you mean? :shock:
Try it Ice, then post the picture of you with loads of square/round/pyramid patterns all over yer head :rotflmao: