Open Invitation............

23 Jan 2006

Quote by Darkfire
I a single guy looking to take part in the scene! even possably meet a women who can join me! Any tips!?!!?!?!?!?

Hiya

try this:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
and this: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
and this: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html?highlight=advice%20single
Should be enough to be hoing on with for now luv lol

Bugger...............you beat me to it..............and far better than I did too :D

23 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
hi ya lissa and other peeps is it ok if i lounge in this thread tonight i'm a sort of newb

yeah but you're a 20 posts a day newbie..!
do you sleep..?
:!:
bloody hell is it that many christ i need to get a life sad

Yep..................you'll be passing my post count soon...................and I've been a member for two years longer than you :shock:

23 Jan 2006

Just a quick hi to peeps, no shed to go to 2night :cry:

23 Jan 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Just a quick hi to peeps, no shed to go to 2night :cry:

Hi H&H

So when will the re-modelling be finished?

23 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
hi ya lissa and other peeps is it ok if i lounge in this thread tonight i'm a sort of newb

yeah but you're a 20 posts a day newbie..!
do you sleep..?
:!:
bloody hell is it that many christ i need to get a life sad

Yep..................you'll be passing my post count soon...................and I've been a member for two years longer than you :shock:
na I don't have the credability you have though, its just that I get caught up in long threads where I talk crap but what the hell as long as I have fun and amuse i'm happy biggrin

23 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
how long is a piece of string?

as a lurking newbie I thought these silly length threads were banned biggrin

:D
:D :D :D
Now if I'd said 'How long is your penis?' or 'Is bigger better?' or 'Does size really matter?' or '9 inches plus only?' or............................. :D
THEN I might be in trouble wink

Now stop lurking, and start posting :D
ok I have no string, but I have some nylon cord left over from re-stringing the bathroom blind (dont ask) and it is 1.8 meters rolleyes

23 Jan 2006

Dunno Lissa Cplbbw & Dracae is moving Miks shed to Dewsbury Safeways this weekend I thinks dunno

23 Jan 2006

Quote by gettingon
how long is a piece of string?

as a lurking newbie I thought these silly length threads were banned biggrin

:D
:D :D :D
Now if I'd said 'How long is your penis?' or 'Is bigger better?' or 'Does size really matter?' or '9 inches plus only?' or............................. :D
THEN I might be in trouble wink

Now stop lurking, and start posting :D
ok I have no string, but I have some nylon cord left over from re-stringing the bathroom blind (dont ask) and it is 1.8 meters rolleyes

Don't ask, he says!
Don't ask.
You REALLY don't know me at all..................lol.
WHY did you have to re-string your blind? :D

23 Jan 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Dunno Lissa Cplbbw & Dracae is moving Miks shed to Dewsbury Safeways this weekend I thinks

Why in the name of all that's holy would they want to move it there :shock:

23 Jan 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Dunno Lissa Cplbbw & Dracae is moving Miks shed to Dewsbury Safeways this weekend I thinks

Its my f'n shen and I say its stopping right here kiss

sorry wrong emotion mad

23 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
How long is a piece of string? .

From one end to the other!!! lol

Shaz x

23 Jan 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony

How long is a piece of string? .

From one end to the other!!! lol

Shaz x
See!
It takes another woman to get it biggrin

23 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
You REALLY don't know me at all..................lol.
WHY did you have to re-string your blind?

the old string snapped :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

23 Jan 2006

Quote by gettingon
You REALLY don't know me at all..................lol.
WHY did you have to re-string your blind?

the old string snapped :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
gettingon :boxing: lissa
:D :D :D

23 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
You REALLY don't know me at all..................lol.
WHY did you have to re-string your blind?

the old string snapped :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
gettingon :boxing: lissa
:D :D :D
5 posts and someone is hitting me :shock: :shock: :shock:
shall go back to lurking and re-read the newbie advice again redface

23 Jan 2006

Then again...................................maybe ............................hooked :eeek:

23 Jan 2006

Quote by gettingon
Then again...................................maybe ............................hooked :eeek:

Mwahahahaha!
Another one caught in the Forum web biggrin

23 Jan 2006

I checked out your pics!! Your an adventurous girl arn't you!
Thanks for your help L......and the pics!

23 Jan 2006

Quote by 9inchgirth
I checked out your pics!! Your an adventurous girl arn't you!
Thanks for your help L......and the pics!

I do my humble best biggrin

What is life for if not for living, eh?
Sex and biking give me all the excitement I need wink

23 Jan 2006

your a cool chick!
I do agree about living it up! I used to be real shy and reserved about sex! Bollocks to that now!

23 Jan 2006

Quote by 9inchgirth
your a cool chick!
I do agree about living it up! I used to be real shy and reserved about sex! Bollocks to that now!

you wont be shy and reserved for long on here hunny lol

:lol:
you can kiss all that goodbye! biggrin

23 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
Dunno Lissa Cplbbw & Dracae is moving Miks shed to Dewsbury Safeways this weekend I thinks

Why in the name of all that's holy would they want to move it there :shock:
'cos last time cplbbw and me visited mik's shed this is the state we found it in, feck knows what you lot get upto in it, hisandhers blame NWC........NWC blames Squirtee............Squirtee blames mik69 himself.............and everybody then blames Darkfire, who claims to sit quietly in the corner.......oh yeh ?

so we decided to move it to dewsbury and give it some tlc and a complete refurb smile

:)

23 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
'cos last time cplbbw and me visited mik's shed this is the state we found it in, ?

so we decided to move it to dewsbury and give it some tlc and a complete refurb :)

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

24 Jan 2006

there it goes...........all secured............on it's way to dewsbury........

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

24 Jan 2006

Quote by Darkfire
your a cool chick!
I do agree about living it up! I used to be real shy and reserved about sex! Bollocks to that now!

you wont be shy and reserved for long on here hunny lol

:lol:
you can kiss all that goodbye! biggrin

You got that right!! i'm a dirty little bugger now. Im into anything and everything. Still im a bit new and not really knowing anyone!

24 Jan 2006

Quote by Darkfire
your a cool chick!
I do agree about living it up! I used to be real shy and reserved about sex! Bollocks to that now!

you wont be shy and reserved for long on here hunny lol

:lol:
you can kiss all that goodbye! biggrin

You got that right. Im a dirty bugger now. into anything and everything. Only problem is, im new to this and dont know anyone!!!!

24 Jan 2006

and i am just sweet innocent little me!
The one and only
innocent
Shaz redface

:angel:

24 Jan 2006

Whatever you do dont take that shed to Dewsbury, its not safe there I tell you
:shock: For often warwick is to be found in the vicinity and some little get stole my beloved shed
( NO REALLY THEY DID) And that looks like a reallly nice shed :idea: :idea: so Ill nick it

24 Jan 2006

Ok all you Newsbies and Shybies................Lissa is in the house and STILL being nice :shock:
Post away................anything you like about anything and I promise NOT to flame you biggrin

I may be a tad distracted cos I'm also chasing a bike on e bay, but I'll be around til just after 10pm wink

24 Jan 2006

I must admit that I wanted to learn how to ride a bike and was going to until I got kncked off twice during the first lesson.
Mind you, Lissa's pics are making me want to start again! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: