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FFS. I spent 10 minutes composing some erudite words of wisdom on Foxy's post and before I get it in the bloody things locked.
Well thank you very much :!:
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by westerross
FFS. I spent 10 minutes composing some erudite words of wisdom on Foxy's post and before I get it in the bloody things locked.
Well thank you very much :!:
lol :lol: :lol:

Now come on TE, I don't believe that for one minute!!!!!
You, words of wisdom - a bit of a contradiction in terms I think!
Start telling porkies like that and you stand a chance of your thread being locked!!!!!!!
I think this thread should be locked
See I said it first this time
I demand my award, 3 threads locked in such a short space of time must be a record!!!
Quote by Alexandra
Now come on TE, I don't believe that for one minute!!!!!
You, words of wisdom - a bit of a contradiction in terms I think!
Start telling porkies like that and you stand a chance of your thread being locked!!!!!!!

Alright - it was bollox but it took at least 45 seconds to compose!
I'm all hurt now! lol
Quote by westerross
Now come on TE, I don't believe that for one minute!!!!!
You, words of wisdom - a bit of a contradiction in terms I think!
Start telling porkies like that and you stand a chance of your thread being locked!!!!!!!

Alright - it was bollox but it took at least 45 seconds to compose!
I'm all hurt now! lol
Awwwwww
Give us a snog!
What thread?? anything to cheer me up????? believe me, i need it having spent a weekend with my parents!!
Quote by foxylady 123
I think this thread should be locked
See I said it first this time
I demand my award, 3 threads locked in such a short space of time must be a record!!!

Maybe telling you something perhaps??? dunno
Quote by VenusnMars
Foxy`s prize

:twisted:
Venusxxx

She'll have a tummy ache - eating apples that quickly - you mark my words!
:gagged: not gonna say a word me and foxy go way back, old sparring partners!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
*************** HIJACK ******************
Wilma - how are you and Fred doing?
******* END OF HIJACK ***************
*************** HIJACK ******************
Not too bad thanks Alex, healing nicely now, had a witch of a scottish woman looking after us for a week. Wouldn't let me lift a bloody finger. Thanks for your concern but we are alive and kicking. :kick:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
******* END OF HIJACK ***************
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
*************** HIJACK ******************
Not too bad thanks Alex, healing nicely now, had a witch of a scottish woman looking after us for a week. Wouldn't let me lift a bloody finger. Thanks for your concern but we are alive and kicking. :kick:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
******* END OF HIJACK ***************

Very glad to hear it!
Hugs
And JAGS & SARGE
Stop cheating - just 'cos you two can post on locked threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Steve walks in singing-"i'm not trying to pull you,even though i would like to,i think you are really fit,your fit but my gosh don't you know it",Steve walks back out whistling*
Quote by VenusnMars
Foxy`s prize

:twisted:
Venusxxx

I think stephen hendry's practice session's are getting a bit out of hand wink
KinkyLizard
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
*************** HIJACK ******************
Not too bad thanks Alex, healing nicely now, had a witch of a scottish woman looking after us for a week. Wouldn't let me lift a bloody finger. Thanks for your concern but we are alive and kicking. :kick:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
******* END OF HIJACK ***************

Witchity-Witch.. witchity-witch :happy: Fuck-face rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

PS - am now a confirmed alcoholic 'hic' lol
Quote by Alexandra
And JAGS & SARGE
Stop cheating - just 'cos you two can post on locked threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Com'on - we need SOME fun sometimes!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who you callin Fuck Face oh woman of the squeaky bra!!!
Love
Witchity Witch Wilma
x x x x x x x x xx
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Who you callin Fuck Face oh woman of the squeaky bra!!!
Love
Witchity Witch Wilma
x x x x x x x x xx

You... and, if memory serves me correctly YOU bought me the creaking squeaking bra in the first place :eeek: :eeek:
x xx x
Shut up woman or you'll be heading the same way as Foxy although I think we may need a considerably bigger ball rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Stinky Gizzard - you got any pics of Jags with a gag?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ooooooooh I could burst a stitch or two :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love
Witchity Witch of the West Wilma
x x x x x x x x x x
Quote by Mark
FFS. I spent 10 minutes composing some erudite words of wisdom on Foxy's post and before I get it in the bloody things locked.
Well thank you very much :!:

Awww crap, and to think we could have stickied it for posterity had you made your fantabulous post in time biggrin
ooooh you bitch! lol
Love
Wilma
x x x x x
<goes off to sharpen a cotton bud to stick in Wilma's belly button>
:P :P
Quote by Mark
Whore!

You rang M`lord?
Venusxxx
Quote by Jags
<goes off to sharpen a cotton bud to stick in Wilma's belly button>
:P :P

That really hurt you old dog.
As for you Mark well you can :kissmyarse: Oh sorry you already done that rotflmao
Love
Wilma The Wicked!!!!
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
That really hurt you old dog.

OLD????? mad DOG???? :x :x :x
Flipping heck Wilma, call me a slut, please!!!
:happy: :happy:
Carnage thread! Carnage thread! :bounce:
You two carry on, I`m just going to let Mark give me a good `goading`, don`t mind us lol
Venusxxx
Quote by Jags
OLD????? mad DOG???? :x :x :x
Flipping heck Wilma, call me a slut, please!!!
:happy: :happy:

Call yourself a Mod get your quotes right.
You asked for this ......... SLUT!
Love
Wilma of the beautiful Womb variety
x x x x x
Quote by VenusnMars
Foxy`s prize

:twisted:
Venusxxx

Now this i find so symbolic it needs no reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wilma
I had to think long and hard to remeber what you were talking about with the sparing patners comment!!! U think it had something to do with little blue pill and freedom of information on their useage!! Ah well nice to know you remember me!!
Quote by VenusnMars
Carnage thread! Carnage thread! :bounce:
You two carry on, I`m just going to let Mark give me a good `goading`, don`t mind us lol
Venusxxx

ooooooo goading???? Does it mean something different then.
And Mark's doing it is he?
(stands in the queue)
Get to the back girls, he kissed my arse first.
Love
Wilma
x x x x