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Jockcock
Warming the Bed
Help new guy in Surrey area needs broken in gently biggrin
Sxboy
Sex God
what would you like to be broken in with ?
northeastcoupleuk
Sex God
lol i was just thinking that u beat me to it lol....................................................
In_awe_of_U
Warming the Bed
I had a car like that, once. Spent ages driving like a 70 y.o. and it still lost me a fortune when I sold it. I'll thrash the next one to within an inch of its life...just to check. Scientific research, they call it. ;-)
Good luck - hope someone answers your calls. Have you posted an ad as well?
BallouBear
Orgasminator
a huge trout does it for me.
Or possibly a wet newspaper
Oh bugger got me thinking now - and thats dangerous ...........
Sxboy
Sex God
gets surgical glove dildo and ky jelly
BallouBear
Orgasminator
Quote by SXBOY
gets surgical glove dildo and ky jelly

Did you not forget to say "cough please"
Or am I thinking about something else???????
Unknown User
Quote by SXBOY
gets surgical glove dildo and ky jelly

That's your idea of gentle? :shock: :shock:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by JOCKCOCK
Help new guy in Surrey area needs broken in gently biggrin

Ok someone pass me by cricket bat!
Vix
Sex God
Cricet bats are not very gentle now, are they?
Fruit bats are softer.
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by JOCKCOCK
Help new guy in Surrey area needs broken in gently biggrin

How about a plate over the head? not sure which one would break first!
Aldeway
Warming the Bed
Quote by bigDewi69
gets surgical glove dildo and ky jelly

That's your idea of gentle? :shock: :shock:
:shock: He'd have skipped the KY if he wasn't being gentle! :shock:
Aldeway
Warming the Bed
Quote by Vix
Cricet bats are not very gentle now, are they?
Fruit bats are softer.

Wonderful image Vix, I can almost see the keyboard clearly again after laughing at that. lol Better be careful tho' or the RSPCA will be after you for promoting cruelty to dumb animals. The bat I mean, not numptie the poster boy, just to clarify. wink
Al
Unknown User
Just sit here and we'll begin :twisted: :twisted:
Sxboy
Sex God
Quote by Aldeway
gets surgical glove dildo and ky jelly

That's your idea of gentle? :shock: :shock:
:shock: He'd have skipped the KY if he wasn't being gentle! :shock:
your so right and i did not say extra large dildo either
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by bigDewi69
Just sit here and we'll begin :twisted: :twisted:

Now then - that's some serious bondage kit you have there Dewi - and I thought you were such a clean-living innocent lad :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
We have such sights to show you ..............
B_Girl
Warming the Bed
i agree some serious bondage
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:happy: :swingingchair:
Unknown User
ha ha ha , wow im lucky ive started off in here on the right foot! must remember not to post anything that can be twisted so easy biggrin
B_Girl
Warming the Bed
good to hear they never scared you off :giggle:
:happy: :swingingchair:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by essex_young_gun
ha ha ha , wow im lucky ive started off in here on the right foot! must remember not to post anything that can be twisted so easy biggrin

Ooooooooooooo everything can be twisted by someone lol
We're all twisted on here :twisted:
davej
Sex God
Quote by JOCKCOCK
Help new guy in Surrey area needs broken in gently biggrin

Come ere!!!!
Unknown User
Quote by bluexxx
Just sit here and we'll begin :twisted: :twisted:

Now then - that's some serious bondage kit you have there Dewi - and I thought you were such a clean-living innocent lad :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:
It's all in the eyes wink :lol: