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nottoosure
Forum Virgin
I've never had a blow job or given one to a girl. I'm a straight man. Can someone explain what they like about it all? Are most people into it - I mean, am I one of only a few missing out, or is it just something that only some people are into? I'm inexperienced - I look forward to your tips. confused
CiscoCat6k
Master of Sex
Quote by nottoosure
I've never had a blow job or given one to a girl.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
HUH??? :shock: To a girl???:shock: hmmm me thinks you need to watch Crocodile Dundee once again if that is the girls you date.....
No offence or disrespect to those out there that are "Well hung ladies" :shock:
Unknown User
rrrrrrrrrr bless him lol
SilkandBigG
Sex God
I have never had a bare metal resprayed , primrose yellow with black leather V12 rebuilt engined fully restored E-Type Jaguar , and dont know what one is like . If I mention it here and ask someone to describe it , d'yer reckon someone might give me one ??
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
I have never had a bare metal resprayed , primrose yellow with black leather V12 rebuilt engined fully restored E-Type Jaguar , and dont know what one is like . If I mention it here and ask someone to describe it , d'yer reckon someone might give me one ??

OMG i've just been sat here for about 15 mins watching that little dancing woman i have there silk and big :eeek: had 2 slap myself to get my eyes off it lol
anyway where was we?
oh yeah u don't have bjs!! can i meet u please save me a job? lol
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by nottoosure
I've never had a blow job or given one to a girl

Bloody hell, what they don't teach them in schools these days :huh:
How old are you, sonny?
Sxboy
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
I have never had a bare metal resprayed , primrose yellow with black leather V12 rebuilt engined fully restored E-Type Jaguar , and dont know what one is like . If I mention it here and ask someone to describe it , d'yer reckon someone might give me one ??

S1 ,S2 or S3
coupe ,fixed head or convertable
which wire wheels
does madam want a black wabasto fake leather roof covering with that
Unknown User
always remember nothing sucks like an electrolux lol
Missy
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
How old are you, sonny?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
First thing in the morning giggles here! That phrase just tickled me :lol2:
Oi laddo, get out my garden!
Sorry, just had the urge to add my own fave phrase lol
Misschief - MissIrrelevant confused
Sxboy
Sex God
Quote by nottoosure
I've never had a blow job or given one to a girl. I'm a straight man. Can someone explain what they like about it all? Are most people into it - I mean, am I one of only a few missing out, or is it just something that only some people are into? I'm inexperienced - I look forward to your tips. confused

MY TIP : NEVER SIT DOWN WITH A LIGHTBULB IN YOUR BACK POCKET
Unknown User
Quote by Silk and Big G
I have never had a bare metal resprayed , primrose yellow with black leather V12 rebuilt engined fully restored E-Type Jaguar , and dont know what one is like . If I mention it here and ask someone to describe it , d'yer reckon someone might give me one ??

fantastic in a straight line, forget going round bends..well not over 40mph, although in the hands of a pro driver, you can get quite an impressive time round goodwood
Jim_York
Sexlightened
Which brings us nicely back to the subject matter lol As a nice BJ can produce some real good wood lol
Sxboy
Sex God
Quote by Jim_York
Which brings us nicely back to the subject matter lol As a nice BJ can produce some real good wood lol

ash ,elm ,oak or something more exotic ?
Libra__Love
Sex God
I've been baffeling over this one all morning.
What's a blow-job?
FFS....is school out for summer already?
Sxboy
Sex God
Libra + Love its soo obvious
BLOW = some thing that is a set back or dissappointment
JOB = work
put it to gether crap employment
roger743
Sex God
Quote by nottoosure
I've never had a blow job or given one to a girl. I'm a straight man. Can someone explain what they like about it all?

You can simulate the experience without the aid of a woman... take the cardboard innards from a toilet roll and soak it in warm water. Meanwhile, cut the index finger off a pair of washing-up gloves and stuff it with bits of rag. Pick up the cardboard tube and gently insert your penis into one end, and dangle the rubber-glove-finger down the other. Enjoy.
davej
Sex God
Quote by roger743
I've never had a blow job or given one to a girl. I'm a straight man. Can someone explain what they like about it all?

You can simulate the experience without the aid of a woman... take the cardboard innards from a toilet roll and soak it in warm water. Meanwhile, cut the index finger off a pair of washing-up gloves and stuff it with bits of rag. Pick up the cardboard tube and gently insert your penis into one end, and dangle the rubber-glove-finger down the other. Enjoy.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
roger743
Sex God
Quote by davej
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Please nobody try this; a paper-cut on the penis really hurts. :shock:
BillyChis
Sexlightened
and i thought i had a problem......
westerross
Sex God
Errrm I've never given a woman a blowjob before either. If I thought I had I'd demand a recount methinks.