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I was coming out of kit-off's gate shaking crumbs from my hair and stumbled into a bloke walking past.
HE: You look like you've just been pulled through a bush bachwards
ME: I know
HIM: What's that on your coat
Me: It's dog hair. I've been at a mate's BBQ and got chilly when the sun went in, and I don't mind looking like a tramp, just going round the corner anyway
HIM: That didn't come out right, it sounded worse
ME: Don't worry about it, I'm rushing home now to look in the mirror
HIM: That's not the best pulling line I've come up with
ME: Srike it off your list mate.
HIM: I was just being honest
ME: I thought you didn't mean it
HIM: I'll strike honesty off my list....no, that's not what I mean...oh no...ok I'll stop
ME: I'd shut-up about now too if I were you
HIM: Ok, enjoy your evening.
ME: You too and take your foot out your mouth before you go on the pull tonight.
(He was smelling good)
I turn off the main road, he turns too....
HIM: I'm not following you, honest, I'm really going this way
ME: I'm not worried, I've got a strapping son waiting at home for me
HIM: Hi Pauline how you doing
He stops to chat to someone in her front yard, I carry on walking, then hear him behind me again. I turn into my street he carries on going but shouts,
See, she may be 102 but I pulled, pointing back up the road. :lol2:
So thought I'd ask if any of you have your own original pulling lines that may have worked, or not ......
Warming the Bed
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The opening line I used on my current wife was
How many kids you got then? rolleyes
It worked we've been together 11years now
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Quote by jellybelly
The opening line I used on my current wife was
How many kids you got then? rolleyes
It worked we've been together 11years now

how many kids did she have? or have now lol
x rache x
Orgasminator
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Chat up line used by Rik Mayall in an episode of Bottom, "Did I tell you that's a smashing blouse you've got on?"
No, it didn't work for him and I haven't used it myself!
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one man came up to me and said
Do you ever go to the library? Good, because I really want to check you out!
Oo me student years! :twisted: :twisted: Debs drifs of in to a dream world
I chatted Mr Debs up when i first sew him...... 16 i was!........all i said was......... would you like me to fill your glass! rolleyes
been togather now for 29 years! :eeek: ..18 years living!..and still Fancy him like mad! :twisted:
so there you go ladies!............ worked for me! :thumbup:
and i wouldent be with out him :inlove: after all these years!
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With the step mum from hell my chat up line was "Sorry, but you have the biggest and most amazing pair of tits I have ever seen so please forgive me if I dont look you in the eyes very often" She was a 34 E so they were quite imressive, lol, and I was pissed as a fart!
With laddos mum it was "I know you're going with my mate... but if it dont work out I have some heavy metal records that you can come and listen to"
God... just remembered what my chat up line with my first girlfriend was and the lass I lost my verginity to... "Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up" at a local disco... I was 17 and she was 15... arrr sweet youth!
Now adays I dont tend to use chat up lines, but do tend to be honest if n when things just happen... I always find "Fuck you are so sexy" works well... for some reason "I'm a photographer and I'd love you naked in my studio" doesnt work very well, hehehe
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"How would you like your very own layby? One of my favourites is not too far from here and I'll happily show you round before you decide" :twisted: :twisted:
innocent :whistling:
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When i pulled my missus, i walked straight up to her and said 'May i lick the sweat off your cleavage'
She said 'Yes' (to my utter amazement) 'but let me go dance for a bit ang get sweaty first.'
Sure enough half an hour later shes back thrusting her cleavage at me.
Im still gobsmacked noe thinking about it.
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best received to date
"we've got a fridge full of beer back at our flat"
walked home like john wayne next morning, smiling but hungover
Warming the Bed
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Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
The opening line I used on my current wife was
How many kids you got then? rolleyes
It worked we've been together 11years now

how many kids did she have? or have now lol
x rache x
She had 3 but with my 2 we've got 5 but none together lol
Sex God
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The Best Line i used at an sh munch was.......
Do You Cum Here Often....
MikeC
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Never mind pick-up lines, today I've heard the scariest thing from my son....
What you worried about mom, he's just a fucked up white man on drugs
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I had one from my son last night.
Oh dad you are a perv - is it genetic? lol
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Never mind pick-up lines, today I've heard the scariest thing from my son....
What you worried about mom, he's just a fucked up white man on drugs

charlie says never talk to strangers rotflmao
x rache x
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Hmmmm, not very good at chat up lines...
The best one I tried kinda backfired on me.
The plan was to find a good looking woman at the bar, go up to the bar, grab an ice-cube, place it on the bar and smash it with an ashtray. I would then turn to her and say "Now, that's broken the ice do you fancy coming outside with me".
What actually happened was that I got to the bar there was no ice. I then had to ask the barman for an ice cube whilst trying to keep eye contact with her. Then, there was no ashtray so I had to use my pint glass. Once I had the ice cube, I brought the glass down on it a bit too hard, smashing it in the process! redface
Something flew down her cleavage and we were not sure if it was Ice or Glass so i had to help her find it, which was actually great fun.
We ended up spending the night getting pissed together once we had stopped laughing.
It all turned out OK in the end, but I don't think i will try it again. :twisted:
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Quote by BigDanny12999
Hmmmm, not very good at chat up lines...
The best one I tried kinda backfired on me.
The plan was to find a good looking woman at the bar, go up to the bar, grab an ice-cube, place it on the bar and smash it with an ashtray. I would then turn to her and say "Now, that's broken the ice do you fancy coming outside with me".
What actually happened was that I got to the bar there was no ice. I then had to ask the barman for an ice cube whilst trying to keep eye contact with her. Then, there was no ashtray so I had to use my pint glass. Once I had the ice cube, I brought the glass down on it a bit too hard, smashing it in the process! redface
Something flew down her cleavage and we were not sure if it was Ice or Glass so i had to help her find it, which was actually great fun.
We ended up spending the night getting pissed together once we had stopped laughing.
It all turned out OK in the end, but I don't think i will try it again. :twisted:

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Many years ago, a bloke offered to walk me home after my shift at the pub. He said 'I've never walked a pregnant girl home before.'
I said 'I'm not pregnant!'
He said, 'You're not home yet either!'
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