Our New Steriliser Kit (and other matters.....)

30 Apr 2005

We bought a Sterilising Kit today. Just to be clear, this is for sterilising baby's bottles NOT people (though Sappho keeps making unpleasant snipping signs at me every time she has a pair of scissors in her hands :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock smile

. Frankly, the amount of equipment we are having to buy is frightening - but I guess other SH parents will know what we mean. Incidentally, Sappho IS intending to breast feed but bearing in mind that there are going to be two of the little darlings she figured that they may need a bit of a boost from time to time.
The really perplexing thing was the blurb on the side of the sterilising unit:
"For sterilising bottle and breast feeding equipment"
BREAST FEEDING EQUIPMENT????? :shock: Isn't that errrrm, breasts? dunno

Dear God, is poor Sappho going to have to dangle her tits over this electrical steaming unit for eight minutes before every feed? Steamed breasts? I am beginning to wonder if I should do some asparagus tips and Hollandaise sauce to go with them rotflmao

Will
For two very small people who haven't even arrived yet, they are already taking up an astonishing amount of space.

30 Apr 2005

Nipple covers, pumps, storage bottles!!!
Oh mate you've got some fun experiences coming your way as a new dad!!!
Good luck to all four of you. :thumbup:

30 Apr 2005

LIGHT SABRES
you should have bought the BLOODY LIGHT SABRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sterilising equipment is for wimps wink

30 Apr 2005

Quote by the_Laird
LIGHT SABRES
you should have bought the BLOODY LIGHT SABRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sterilising equipment is for wimps

LOL someone looking forward to Episode III I see ;) (From a dad who owns 3 light sabres, for the kids you understand)
Will mate, all will become clear but right now enjoy the fact breasts don't need sterilising, they always around with mum and ready to keep little nippers full. Wonderful things they are, except for mastitis (spelt badly), I hope you never have to go through that.
Best of luck with the sterilisers mate, look forward to those great stages or parenting:
1. They get this winding thing sorted
2. They can hold their own bottle (so you can finally get blood pumping round your arm not hold thing dead still 20 hours per day)
3. They can feed themselves
4. They can dress themselves
5. They stop wearing nappies and you don't have to be involved in the smelly bit any more
6. They grow up and leave home ;)
Ok so I missed talking, but after 4 hours of 'I want' you will wish so did they sometimes ;) Oh and walking, so easy when they stay where you put them down and not move to insert the jam sarnie in the video player... hehe...

30 Apr 2005

What Littlemee said
Nipple shields, storage jars for expressed breast milk, breastpump, those funny discs that you put in the bra to collect surplus breastmilk...although i honestly can't see her needing it that soon after having the babies...
smile

:)

30 Apr 2005

Quote by willxx69
We bought a Sterilising Kit today. Just to be clear, this is for sterilising baby's bottles NOT people.

Whew!!! I was getting a bit worried about our Kit then :shock:
Will - may I just say that Sappho looks very good for it all biggrin

aRSexx :color:

30 Apr 2005

Thanks f :happy: :happy: :happy: r the 'let's reassure Jags' phone call today - I was travelling at an everage speed of 25 mph on the M6 at the time so was well able to taKe in all aspects of the conversation - ONLY THREE WEEKS TO GO!!
:happy: :happy:
PS - I'm not here and you haven't seen me - understand!
:P

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
PS - I'm not here and you haven't seen me - understand!

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

30 Apr 2005

Sappho darling, how are your ankles? On second thoughts get Will to check them I know you can't see them anymore!
Looking forward to the call so we can open a bottle of bubbly!!
Love
Wilma (and Fred)
x x x x x x x x x x

30 Apr 2005

its only the start willx69!!!!!!!!!!!!! if youre cringing at that price wiat for the stuff to come lololol

30 Apr 2005

and the must have trainers :shock:

1 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
The really perplexing thing was the blurb on the side of the sterilising unit:
"For sterilising bottle and breast feeding equipment"

BREAST FEEDING EQUIPMENT????? :shock: Isn't that errrrm, breasts?
Dear God, is poor Sappho going to have to dangle her tits over this electrical steaming unit for eight minutes before every feed? Steamed breasts? I am beginning to wonder if I should do some asparagus tips and Hollandaise sauce to go with them

Ah well just think your gonna be able to view 2 very plump and tender breasts if she does lol

:lol: :lol:
Just be there to comfort her when they get teeth and try to bite her nips off :scared:

2 May 2005

Thanks for the good wishes everyone.
Wilma - Never mind her ankles her entire feet (including the toes) are swollen at the moment. Poor love. She still looks damned sexy to me though!! :inlove:
I will post a fuller update on another thread.
Will

2 May 2005

Quote by Rainbows
We bought a Sterilising Kit today. Just to be clear, this is for sterilising baby's bottles NOT people.

Whew!!! I was getting a bit worried about our Kit then :shock:
You were worried Rainbows? I thought for a minute that Will was requesting my assistance in a DIY venture :shock: :shock:

2 May 2005

I still don't like the way Sappho keeps waving thos scissors at me!! :eeek:
Will
Nice to see you Kit kiss

2 May 2005

Oooh ..........ooooh lovely to see you back Will. kiss