out break of bird flu

9 Nov 2005

I have noticed of late a few of the females complaining about sore throats, sneezing, and having the snuffles......now I am concerned this might well be an outbreak of Bird Flu in the SH towers. And believe me from what I heard Bird Flu is real bad.....its like man flu but with PMT!!!!
Now I would like to ask the powers that be at the sh towers what precautions they have put in place for such an eventuallity.....have we isolation rooms ready...(if so can we put debbiewebs in there straight away).....and do we have stockpiles of suitable drugs to stop the spread.....this is potentially a real danger..if spread amongst the SH towers, no swinger will be safe to walk the streets.
I await a suitable reply from the powers !!!!

9 Nov 2005

Quote by deancannock
Bird Flu is real bad.....its like man flu but with PMT!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

9 Nov 2005

Man Flue has got to be worse than any bird flu.

9 Nov 2005

You just need some good nurses'
Now where are they? Where's my uniform........
Man flu.................tissues and early night............
and stop moaning about it............
Bird flu in SH towers..........never............

9 Nov 2005

I saw a pigeon staggering about, looking like it was drunk this morning. The other day I saw one trying to build a nest out of plastic spoons and straws.
Are these symptoms?

9 Nov 2005

.................tissues and early night............
and porn?

9 Nov 2005

nothing is worse than man flu :shock:

9 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
nothing is worse than man flu :shock:

agree with that - dont know what all this over reaction about bird(women's) flu is - thought you ladies just got on with things how ever bad you felt!!

9 Nov 2005

Quote by TallFunLondon
nothing is worse than man flu :shock:

agree with that - dont know what all this over reaction about bird(women's) flu is - thought you ladies just got on with things how ever bad you felt!!
we do :shock:

9 Nov 2005

Thought this was fuuny

13 Nov 2005

Quote by deancannock
...outbreak of Bird Flu...

I thought you were going to tell us you'd been couped up all day and were feeling foul.

13 Nov 2005

Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack biggrin

13 Nov 2005

Quote by Devon1
Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack

Shouldn't that be...
"Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
cough....cough... croak." ?

13 Nov 2005

I have been feeling a bit peckish today :shock:

13 Nov 2005

Quote by blueis
Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack

Shouldn't that be...
"Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
cough....cough... croak." ?
It's like the old joke (revised) :
What goes Tweet Tweet Thump ?
A budgie with bird flu.

13 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack

Shouldn't that be...
"Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
cough....cough... croak." ?
It's like the old joke (revised) :
What goes Tweet Tweet Thump ?
A budgiewith bird flu.
Was it a Norwegian Blue confused

: Beautiful plumage :D

13 Nov 2005

Quote by Devon1
Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack

Shouldn't that be...
"Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
cough....cough... croak." ?
It's like the old joke (revised) :
What goes Tweet Tweet Thump ?
A budgiewith bird flu.
Was it a Norwegian Blue confused

: Beautiful plumage :D
No, it's only sleeping lol

13 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack

Shouldn't that be...
"Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
cough....cough... croak." ?
It's like the old joke (revised) :
What goes Tweet Tweet Thump ?
A budgiewith bird flu.
Was it a Norwegian Blue confused

: Beautiful plumage :D
No, it's only sleeping lol

After a hard days squawking!!

13 Nov 2005

Seriously though, I saw a headline in the Sunday Times saying that medics aren't taking Bird Flu seriously enough. You might say they've got their heads in the sand.