outdoor weather

23 Jul 2006

Oh the lovely sunshine we have had....
And ohâ€¦. the horny feeling the sun gives us and tempts into fields and out onto patios to savour our great British summer, in the great British outdoors, with the great British BITING FUCKING INSECTS! mad

Three bites the size of a NASA launch pad are itching the living hell of my right thigh and now I feel the itch begin on my boob - pound to a penny I'll look like I have grown an extra nipple by tonight evil

Yes, I know there are countries with insects that do a lot more harm than our common gnat type winged beasties â€“ but I want to rant â€“ so rant I will!
A bit of outdoor fun my arse â€“ be warned there is a price to everything and it is just not safe out there!

23 Jul 2006

Spray a bit of delay spray on the bits and just leave it and it will go numb as it has local anesthetic in it biggrin

I just love delay spray now and use it for lots of things apart from what it should be used for lol

Shaz x

23 Jul 2006

:laughabove: so its case of once bitten twice shy hehe

23 Jul 2006

You have my sympathies, I usually wake up with a row were the bloody things have bitten walked, bitten walked mad

We sat in a lovely restaurant in Derby the other night, it's on the river and when it got dark and the lights went on, the window was like a scene from a Cheap B Movie, think The Birds, but with midges!!!! There were thousands!
We had planned for a little late night fun but I was completely putoff sad

Cx

23 Jul 2006

We had a flying ant plague last week and i hate flying things. I went into blind panic in the back garden last Sunday lol

23 Jul 2006

:twisted:
Dont believe all you hear.
It is the smell of Garlic that attracts them.
Stay off garlic tainted foods and you will be fine.
Dammy m8 = tell them cos they will not believe me wink

Phredd :love: to those who care xxxxxxxxx

23 Jul 2006

Im with you on this one- I hate the feckin things! If I get a mossie bite it swells ( :shock: ) ridiculously.......I once couldn't walk without a crutch for 4 days because of a bite to my ankle.
To make matters worse- its always me they go for mad

. Does anyone know if theres any truth in the saying that mossies prefer biting women?
And another thing......ages ago, I remember watching a kids film in which a mossie ordered a drink from the bar. He asked for a "bloody Mary, 0+" do they like this particular blood groop more? Guess what I am evil

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Medic_1
:twisted:
Dont believe all you hear.
It is the smell of Garlic that attracts them.
Stay off garlic tainted foods and you will be fine.
Dammy m8 = tell them cos they will not believe me
Phredd :love: to those who care xxxxxxxxx

Sorry to blow that theory ... I hate garlic .... absolutely detest it!!!!
I still get bitten sad

Cx

23 Jul 2006

It is thunder bugs here, just annoying ............

23 Jul 2006

I have just been asked what type of insect it was.........
I have no idea, but they must have been ninja trained - as I didn't see them coming confused

23 Jul 2006

i've been bitten all over (and it wasn't bubbly lol)

23 Jul 2006

I thinking is that wishing it was me sparky confused

:

:lol:
bubbly

23 Jul 2006

Quote by bubblylorraine
I thinking is that wishing it was me sparky : :lol:
bubbly

depends what you bitting :lol:

23 Jul 2006

I've been bitten on the ankle today by something in the garden - my ankle's now swollen and very painful sad

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I've been bitten on the ankle today by something in the garden - my ankle's now swollen and very painful

Not good - but I can think of a kiss that'd be good!!

23 Jul 2006

Quote by westerross
I've been bitten on the ankle today by something in the garden - my ankle's now swollen and very painful

Not good - but I can think of a kiss that'd be good!!
You want to kiss my ankles? :twisted:

24 Jul 2006

I've just spotted the title of this thread. Is that Outdoor weather as opposed to Indoor weather? dunno

Sorry it's been a long night. I'll get my coat bolt

24 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've just spotted the title of this thread. Is that Outdoor weather as opposed to Indoor weather?
Sorry it's been a long night. I'll get my coat

Indoor weather is so much more dependable.
SS have you been under the knife , you look so much better this week.

24 Jul 2006

Quote by
I've just spotted the title of this thread. Is that Outdoor weather as opposed to Indoor weather?
Sorry it's been a long night. I'll get my coat

Indoor weather is so much more dependable.
SS have you been under the knife , you look so much better this week.
The Oil Of Olay has finally kicked in :dry:
Plus the help of my new corset

24 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've just spotted the title of this thread. Is that Outdoor weather as opposed to Indoor weather?
Sorry it's been a long night. I'll get my coat

Indoor weather is so much more dependable.
SS have you been under the knife , you look so much better this week.
The Oil Of Olay has finally kicked in :dry:
Plus the help of my new corset
I never saw you as a blond ether.

24 Jul 2006

I'll have you know I'm blond under all this red rolleyes

25 Jul 2006

So that makes you a dippy red head?
Duck
Travis