And oh…. the horny feeling the sun gives us and tempts into fields and out onto patios to savour our great British summer, in the great British outdoors, with the great British BITING FUCKING INSECTS!
Three bites the size of a NASA launch pad are itching the living hell of my right thigh and now I feel the itch begin on my boob - pound to a penny I'll look like I have grown an extra nipple by tonight
Yes, I know there are countries with insects that do a lot more harm than our common gnat type winged beasties – but I want to rant – so rant I will!
A bit of outdoor fun my arse – be warned there is a price to everything and it is just not safe out there!