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I have never seen so many guys who claim to be 6' or more tall. Either they have been extreemely well fed or they are telling porkies. I know which I beleive! :doh:
they might not have been over 6' before but we can put them on the rack & strech them in the dungeon if found to have told porkies :twisted: :twisted:
And I'd offer to do the racking, but I'm being nice today.
must be nice, must be nice, must be nice!
Quote by hamper
I have never seen so many guys who claim to be 6' or more tall. Either they have been extreemely well fed or they are telling porkies. I know which I beleive! :doh:

and the point to this post is what exactly dunno
Lie Lies Lies, cmon hun, if they are untruthful about that, what else will they say that is not true about themselves, and what does it do for the integrity of the site hey?? rolleyes
To be perfectly honest, Hamper, I don't really care if a guy is 5 ft 6 or 6 ft 6.................as I'm only 4 ft 10 they are ALL tall to me biggrin
we are all about the same hight laying down anyway biggrin :D
& lissa you know what they say.... only the best things come in small packages :D
c hear, if I post an ad saying I'm 6' 4", muscle bound with adonis features gorgeous tan and a 8" cock, the replies would fly in. However, being only a 5' 8" gorgeous wimp with 7" COCK I would be misleading those who took the trouble to reply and they would be disappointed wouldn't they? redface
Quote by hamper
c hear, if I post an ad saying I'm 6' 4", muscle bound with adonis features gorgeous tan and a 8" cock, the replies would fly in. However, being only a 5' 8" gorgeous wimp with 7" COCK I would be misleading those who took the trouble to reply and they would be disappointed wouldn't they? redface

I wouldn't..................but I don't do BIG cocks anyway, too painful :shock:
Quote by hamper
c hear, if I post an ad saying I'm 6' 4", muscle bound with adonis features gorgeous tan and a 8" cock, the replies would fly in. However, being only a 5' 8" gorgeous wimp with 7" COCK I would be misleading those who took the trouble to reply and they would be disappointed wouldn't they? redface

Is your partner not really 6'2'' then confused wink
Quote by PoloLady
c hear, if I post an ad saying I'm 6' 4", muscle bound with adonis features gorgeous tan and a 8" cock, the replies would fly in. However, being only a 5' 8" gorgeous wimp with 7" COCK I would be misleading those who took the trouble to reply and they would be disappointed wouldn't they? redface

Is your partner not really 6'2'' then confused wink
And is he really 67?
Also curious as to why you're looking for a straight male when you're a gay couple.
yep really is 6 2 and proud of it but it is true. we r not out ot deceive. Like your ad sjude, no messing there str8 to the point, an no one could complain that they were being mislead. :small-print:
Your not ageist r u frecklebird? yes he is. We have been messaged by str8 guys and I am sure you know there r many who will go for a bj from a male. lol
oops, that should have been misled cool
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Your not ageist r u frecklebird? yes he is. We have been messaged by str8 guys and I am sure you know there r many who will go for a bj from a male. lol

NO, I'm not ageist. Judy knew what I meant about seeking a straight male. I would have expected that a gay couple would have known, too.
If you're really 57 and 67, then you've been around long enough to know that there are fakes and liars in all walks of life. Get over it and concentrate on those who aren't fakes and liars.
Don't agree with judy. We have been around the scene since 1960 and we have and have had transvestite and bi friends. One can only speak from their experienecs and ours have been excacly as descibed. It all comes down to being honest with onesself and others and what a wonderful world it would be if everyone could accept it. :idea:
Quote by hamper
c hear, if I post an ad saying I'm 6' 4", muscle bound with adonis features gorgeous tan and a 8" cock, the replies would fly in.

They dont actually sad
might be because I can only tick the 6'4" box tho'
wink
Quote by the_Laird
c hear, if I post an ad saying I'm 6' 4", muscle bound with adonis features gorgeous tan and a 8" cock, the replies would fly in.

They dont actually sad
might be because I can only tick the 6'4" box tho'
wink
Laird, you could tick the 'gorgeous' box :twisted:
Quote by JudyTV
Don't agree with judy. We have been around the scene since 1960 and we have and have had transvestite and bi friends. One can only speak from their experienecs and ours have been excacly as descibed. It all comes down to being honest with onesself and others and what a wonderful world it would be if everyone could accept it. :idea:

You don't have to agree with me, disagree all you like and I don't care how long you have been around, the fact that you only came onto the scene as late as 1960 is irrelevant honey. When you have been on the scene a while you will realise what is actually a fact and what is your own personal conception. Yours or my own length of time on the scene doesn't necessarily give automated knowledge, it is a little more complex than that. I would have thought anyone who has been around the scene for a while would have established the clear difference between Gay and bi. Its like having a baby ...you cant be a little bit pregnant. It stands to reason, if you are less than 100 gay then you are bisexual. Gay men do NOT have sex with women. You can play with it in any way you want to but Gay men have sex with men, and if they have sex with women they are bisexual. That is why gay men in a conventional marriage are seldom successful long term. There is always an exception to everything in this world. But most of us, whatever our orientation were not born in a stable after a long march by their mum and dad in Bethlehem, so that exception doesn't really apply. wink
Jude.
Jude
..................Just an old Tranny that has been around long before 1960.
Judy u sound wonderful and I could give u a great big kiss but I still beg to differ. Probably u would give me great big slap lol. Never, mind we r not going to agree many of the points raised so i think we should say cheers and have a good time whatever. smile
just wanted to say "here here" to both judy's posts!!!
I think it's wise never to take anybody's ad or reply as Gospel truth.
After all, how physically fit is 'physically fit'? Royal Marines six-pack or just able to run for the bus without keeling over? And how VWE is 'VWE'?
If an ad is silly enough to specify 'nobody over 35, I'd be silly to admit that I am 36, if I could pass for 34 in a dim light? Is somebody really going to demand my birth certificate?
Personally, I always take what I hear on the phone and read in ads and PMs with a very large pinch of salt. You never really know until you meet. Good point, Judy.
some people just cant be pigeon-holed.......some days i feel straight, some days i feel bi.
people change and i guess there must be "straight-curious" gay men out there. hamper is right "straight" men are really unfussy about whose mouth is getting them off.
if a wife doesnt even contemplate performing oral on her fella he is very likely to go elsewhere, and a lot of them dont consider it cheating if its with another man.
yeah ive heard men say it before so i know it goes on in some mens heads. im not justifying them but morals are a very flexible thing.