Oxymoron

1 Dec 2004

The Inland Revenue would like an accurate estimatefrom me of last years income confused

1 Dec 2004

Well - I know I will look like a bit of an oximoron to you - nothing new there then - but - what is an oximoron? confused

1 Dec 2004

Whats an oximoron? Am I an oximoron?

1 Dec 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
The Inland Revenue would like an accurate estimate from me of last years income

The civil service never fails to amaze me!!!!
Having worked for the Civil Service for a number of years things never get better!!!

1 Dec 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Well - I know I will look like a bit of an oximoron to you - nothing new there then - but - what is an oximoron?

Its a statement of contradictions.
eg
A Generous Scotsman..!!! wink

or
An Intelligent Irishman...!!!! wink

Dxxx

1 Dec 2004

What are you insinuating surreycouple?
I am a very generous person, although I am a scotswoman lol

I love to give :twisted:

1 Dec 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
Well - I know I will look like a bit of an oximoron to you - nothing new there then - but - what is an oximoron?

Its a statement of contradictions.
eg
A Generous Scotsman..!!! wink

or
An Intelligent Irishman...!!!! wink

Dxxx
Thanks for that SC! wink

1 Dec 2004

My favourite oxymoron is what the Danes refer to as an "open sandwich".
Mike.

1 Dec 2004

Still can't work out if the line in Surrey Couples sig is an oxymoron
"OFFICIALLY UNVERIFIED Non-Homophobic"
confused

1 Dec 2004

Thought you were going out Andy? lol

1 Dec 2004

@ Mike North!

1 Dec 2004

Mark
youre a pedant
sorry couldnt resist lol

1 Dec 2004

Quote by Mark
Call me a pedant if you like, but I thought it was Oxy moron.

1 Dec 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Thought you were going out Andy?

In a minute - still working up to it!!

1 Dec 2004

I'm probably a moron, and used oxy once upon a time as a spotty teenager too!
Another oxymoron is a practcally minded academic... It is here anyway!
Rick! biggrin

1 Dec 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
Still can't work out if the line in Surrey Couples sig is an oxymoron
"OFFICIALLY UNVERIFIED Non-Homophobic"

It just refers to the whole 'verified' debacle of Nov 04 - many souls were lost, some wounds may never heal.
It means (for clarity) definitely NOT homophobic.
wink

Mxxx

1 Dec 2004

Quote by Mark
Call me a pedant if you like, but I thought it was Oxy moron.

It is - but Libra wrote it (and we like her) and we would never correct a lady in open forum!!!
wink

Dxxx

1 Dec 2004

Microsoft Works... :grin:

1 Dec 2004

Too true Mark..... Itt's like banging my head on a wall trying to educate this lot!
Rick! rolleyes

1 Dec 2004

They'll be wanting your p60 then!!
I sent mine in and got Â£700 in the bank this am! biggrin

1 Dec 2004

Business Ethics
Is there such a thing?

1 Dec 2004

who cares they sent me Â£700 silly

1 Dec 2004

Quote by Mark
Call me a pedant if you like, but I thought it was Oxy moron.

It is - but Libra wrote it (and we like her) and we would never correct a lady in open forum!!!
Oops, showing my bad manners redface

Quote by flapjackboy
Microsoft Works... :grin:

Hehe.
Pizza Restaurant ;)
I agree Mark, i think Pizza is awful. :uhoh:

1 Dec 2004

Quote by Elissamay
Pizza Restaurant ;)

I agree Mark, i think Pizza is awful. :uhoh:
And thats why you're wrong. rolleyes

Dxxx

1 Dec 2004

Corporate planning
Crimnal justice
Critical acclaim
Congressional ethics
Black light
Advanced BASIC
American culture
Australian culture
A just war
New classic
Educational television
Government initiative
Effective management
Honest politician

1 Dec 2004

Open prison.
Mike.

1 Dec 2004

Soft Swinger redface

1 Dec 2004

Quote by fruity1976
They'll be wanting your p60 then!!
I sent mine in and got Â£700 in the bank this am!

Don't suppose I could borrow your bank card for an hour? :twisted: lol

1 Dec 2004

they undercharged me Â£520-bad news is they are taking it back weekly now mad

1 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
They'll be wanting your p60 then!!
I sent mine in and got Â£700 in the bank this am!

Don't suppose I could borrow your bank card for an hour? :twisted: lol

hehe not even my bank account! confused

Anyhoo I need more sex toys! :twisted: