P is for Phone Sex

17 Aug 2006

P is for Phone Sex
First, I will say that I am not into phone sex, but I do know someone who is. In fact she is so into it that the last time I went to see her she asked me to phone her.
She insists that I only phone her on her mobile, never on her home phone. She say it is just not the same.
Anyway, I ring her and when she has had enough she answers the phone and says 'Thank You.' She seems to get a real buzz out of phone sex. What the hell I get joy out of others pleasures.

17 Aug 2006

Phone sex is nice. You just need to remember to switch to vibrate only ..... redface

17 Aug 2006

Dam is that what she does.

17 Aug 2006

I find that it can be fabulous foreplay, especially when you can call your lover at work and they can't answer you, then you go on to tell them what you have planned or what is expected of them! biggrin

17 Aug 2006

Sometimes it's a necessity, when you can't get to see someone and they live a couple of hundred miles away what else is there?
H.x

17 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I find that it can be fabulous foreplay, especially when you can call your lover at work and they can't answer you, then you go on to tell them what you have planned or what is expected of them!

Yes I know someone who does that to me. I'm afraid I spend to much time thinking of cryptic answers to listen to hard.

17 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Sometimes it's a necessity, when you can't get to see someone and they live a couple of hundred miles away what else is there?
H.x

What was your phone number again?
innocent

17 Aug 2006

have never quite got the concept of having sex witha phone........personally I prefer humans lol

17 Aug 2006

You know with video-calling there's a whole new dimension to phone sex now.

17 Aug 2006

Quote by
I find that it can be fabulous foreplay, especially when you can call your lover at work and they can't answer you, then you go on to tell them what you have planned or what is expected of them!

Yes I know someone who does that to me. I'm afraid I spend to much time thinking of cryptic answers to listen to hard.
that one wasn't very cryptic was it though?!
lol

buzzing etc - the ones before were harder to work out hun - your standards are slipping!
hehheheeh :P

17 Aug 2006

So which of you lovely females wants to give me their phone number so I can carry out a demonstration for you?
Previous applicants need not apply as you have already received your demo. Please call me to arrange another one should you so desire.

17 Aug 2006

Pffft, I already told ya, p is for Porcupine...possibly the 2nd kinkiest creatures on the planet! :

18 Aug 2006

P is for lots of things, prancing, ect. Feel free to add more p.

18 Aug 2006

Quote by
Feel free to add more p.

:shock:
H,x

18 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Feel free to add more p.

:shock:
H,x
that would be "w" then???????????? :shock: confused

18 Aug 2006

P is for Pluvious :cry:

18 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
So which of you lovely females wants to give me their phone number so I can carry out a demonstration for you?
Previous applicants need not apply as you have already received your demo. Please call me to arrange another one should you so desire.

OOOOO mememememe :twisted:
Ahem. redface