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Kinky_Lizard
Sex God
Quote by Calista
dambuster you are one funny geezer! hahahahaha!
nice meeting you at the munch! biggrin
KinkyLizard
Unknown User
Quote by redstilletto
want some turps and a map

turps might be good. Trust me - I don't need a map
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Kinky Lizard

I heard you have two soft spots!! wink
KinkyLizard

Christ if I looked that good and they were my soft spots I'd not be lurking around a swinging forum ... playboy here I come ;)
Calista xx
kazswallows
Sex God
well i'm lost with pink floyd rolleyes i'll have a peek at hubbys record collection to find out if they're really a band biggrin :D
but to ansa your thread dambuster you can paint me anytime with chocolate wink :wink:
kaz takes a sly peek at her aviator...........
nah not enough paint to cover that bod :cry: :cry:
Flirty__Fruitcake
Sex God
The great Calista in the sky
Look Calista - you may not wanna snog me anyway - I just may not be the type you like to snog - I can live with that
- no I can't
My most desperate yet -
Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with Calista.
Unknown User
Quote by kazswallows
well i'm lost with pink floyd rolleyes i'll have a peek at hubbys record collection to find out if they're really a band biggrin :D
but to ansa your thread dambuster you can paint me anytime with chocolate wink :wink:
kaz takes a sly peek at her aviator...........
nah not enough paint to cover that bod :cry: :cry:

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My heads about to explode
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
See Calista Play..what snog was that Spirited??

Well Fruity Flirtcake .. this was really really close ;)
hot hot hot ..... any hotter you'd burst into flames ....
but the name ..... hmmmmmmm .....
Calista xx
Flirty__Fruitcake
Sex God
And theres these:
Calista*
Calista**
Calista***
Calista****
AKA
Echoes*
Dogs**
Pigs***
Sheep****
Unknown User
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Sorry - didn't mean to be mad with you its just you've got such a knack with these things you charmer normal fellas like me ain't got a chance.

Fuck off, cheeky twat wink
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
See EMILY play?

Kerching !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best tell DB he can paint kaz 'cause the snog is gone ;)
Calista xx (off to bed because the laptop battery is about dead and I'm too lazy to find teh lead!)
SpiritedAway
Sexpert
OK, you beat me flirty, well done old sport wink
SA
XXXXX
kazswallows
Sex God
Best tell DB he can paint kaz 'cause the snog is gone

NO NO NO please calista give him the snog, was looking forward to all that chocolate biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
See EMILY play?

Kerching !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best tell DB he can paint kaz 'cause the snog is gone ;)
Calista xx (off to bed because the laptop battery is about dead and I'm too lazy to find teh lead!)
Bollox :cry: :cry: :cry:
Unknown User
Quote by kazswallows
Best tell DB he can paint kaz 'cause the snog is gone

NO NO NO please calista give him the snog, was looking forward to all that chocolate biggrin
Double bollox :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by kazswallows
Best tell DB he can paint kaz 'cause the snog is gone

NO NO NO please calista give him the snog, was looking forward to all that chocolate biggrin
rotflmao
have had the pleasure of DB's company three times now and still no snog :cry:
he's gonna be wracking his brains now ;) ;)
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
Best tell DB he can paint kaz 'cause the snog is gone

NO NO NO please calista give him the snog, was looking forward to all that chocolate biggrin
rotflmao
have had the pleasure of DB's company three times now and still no snog :cry:
he's gonna be wracking his brains now ;) ;)
THREE ???????????
Calista
Sex God
LMAO I knew it .....
Good job I know you well enough ... my confidence would be in my boots now otherwise ROFL.
First time we met was???
Sat in a jacuzzi together in ???
Last weekend????
Calista xx
Flirty__Fruitcake
Sex God
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
You mean
I've won :shock:
A SNOG with real live Swinging Heaven lady Calista :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Calista - if you find me to be an absolute Gargoyle YOU NEEDN'T REALLY SNOG ME
but then again
Gargoyles need love too!!!!
X
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
LMAO I knew it .....
Good job I know you well enough ... my confidence would be in my boots now otherwise ROFL.
First time we met was??? NW Munch?????
Sat in a jacuzzi together in ??? Liberation
Last weekend???? Yes please
Calista xx

Tell me I'm right ffs
Calista
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
LMAO I knew it .....
Good job I know you well enough ... my confidence would be in my boots now otherwise ROFL.
First time we met was??? NW Munch?????
Sat in a jacuzzi together in ??? Liberation
Last weekend???? Yes please
Calista xx

Tell me I'm right ffs
What's it worth???
(in a real cheeky mood tonight)
:giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Calista

Tell me I'm right ffs

What's it worth???
(in a real cheeky mood tonight)
:giggle:
Oh for you Miss, I think you know
Calista
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Oh for you Miss, I think you know

Tell you in the morning ;)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
SpiritedAway
Sexpert
Quote by redstilletto
did someone say bollox

Nope, but it was a lot of fun trying to guess wink
SA
XXX
Unknown User
Quote by Calista

Oh for you Miss, I think you know

Tell you in the morning ;)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sleep well, Sweetie kiss