Pampas Grass

11 Mar 2008

Thanks to all of you who replied to my question about ankle bracelets...Here's another question...
I was told that you can tell a swingers house becuase it has pampass grass in the front garden !
I really hope that this is another myth, cause my neighbour has some and she is in her 70's !

11 Mar 2008

If someone were tovisit a house, approaching the front door after negotiating a route via the grasses and be greeted at the door by a glamourous woman wearing a small decorative ankle chain... then notice when being offered a cup od tea in the lounge, lit casually by a well placed lava-lamp, that the car keys had been casually tossed into a crystal-cut bowl on the smoked glass coffee table... well, they get ideas might they not?
The saucie people
lp

11 Mar 2008

Quote by __random_orbit__
If someone were tovisit a house, approaching the front door after negotiating a route via the grasses and be greeted at the door by a glamourous woman wearing a small decorative ankle chain... then notice when being offered a cup od tea in the lounge, lit casually by a well placed lava-lamp, that the car keys had been casually tossed into a crystal-cut bowl on the smoked glass coffee table... well, they get ideas might they not?
The saucie people
lp

There is pampas grass in the cemetetry where my nana is buried.... maybe they are all in swinging heaven....

11 Mar 2008

lets not forget the leather couches to -
i dont have pampas grass or wear an ankle chain but i do have lava lamps and leather couches redface

11 Mar 2008

It has to be a cream leather sofa tho!! :giggle:

11 Mar 2008

Quote by lyns
It has to be a cream leather sofa tho!! :giggle:

damn mines brown :shock:

11 Mar 2008

I thought it was BROWN leather sofas!!!
Our local council plants pampas grass in its green spaces...:shock:
think theyre tryin to tell us summat biggrin

11 Mar 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
I thought it was BROWN leather sofas!!!
Our local council plants pampas grass in its green spaces...:shock:
think theyre tryin to tell us summat

I think this was the thread that started off the leather sofa thing and they were talking of cream sofas lol

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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/197881.html?highlight=cream%20leather%20sofas

11 Mar 2008

Quote by juicyangel
Thanks to all of you who replied to my question about ankle bracelets...Here's another question...
I was told that you can tell a swingers house becuase it has pampass grass in the front garden !
I really hope that this is another myth, cause my neighbour has some and she is in her 70's !

Hey, come on - why can't your neighbour do a bit of swinging in her retirement years if she wants to?
Plim :shock:

11 Mar 2008

i went to a certain swingers club a while ago and there were some very mature members there!!

11 Mar 2008

Quote by lyns
I thought it was BROWN leather sofas!!!
Our local council plants pampas grass in its green spaces...:shock:
think theyre tryin to tell us summat

I think this was the thread that started off the leather sofa thing and they were talking of cream sofas lol

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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/197881.html?highlight=cream%20leather%20sofas
heehee Lyns....everyone with brown leather sofas can breathe a sigh of relief then that theyre not giving off secret signs biggrin

11 Mar 2008

Quote by lyns
It has to be a cream leather sofa tho!! :giggle:

Holding my hand up to that one lol

12 Mar 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
lets not forget the leather couches to -
....

My god,

they all know redface

what can I do redface

For sale full set of leather couches. redface

12 Mar 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
i went to a certain swingers club a while ago and there were some very mature members there!!

Oh please, do tell me where it was?
Pant, pant,
Plim :taz: :taz:

12 Mar 2008

Quote by Plimboy
i went to a certain swingers club a while ago and there were some very mature members there!!

Oh please, do tell me where it was?
Pant, pant,
Plim :taz: :taz:
PM'd you Plim wink