Glasshopper he said ( an unfortunate name as to this day I cannot see a piece of glass without hopping around for hours) no matter how tempted you become never lift the lid of your biscuit tin for what lis within is best left undisturbed
At least thats what I think he said as it was at times hard to make out as his head was wedged so firmly up his own arse
But the foolish disciple could not resist the temptation
I was not prepared for what I saw in the biscuit tin :shock:
Flirty Fruitloop Butters and deancannock worshipping at the feet f a giant rabbit called Zorba
they were chanting some religius mantra that sounded like tzickylicky lackytzicky
I carefuly replaced the lid and made my way to Mcdonalds in desperate need of the healing powers of a large Coffee
On arriving I was pleased to find Dawn mids performing an indecent act on athick shake and began to recount my experience. But no sooner had I sat down that Sarge came flying through the plate glass window :shock:
I could see behind him Debbiewebbs and Misschief brandishing tins of Pilchsards and fresh herrings
things had certainly taken a turn for the wotse and I was delighted therefore to see Morrissey entering the building only he had a sink plunger masking taped to his forehead .
nevertheless the voice of reason had arrived
to be continued
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:? :? :shock:
:flipa: :flipa: 
ing everyone with a sink-plunger. 