Panto...*behinnnd youuuu!*

21 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!

Isn't Prince Charming usually a woman in drag confused

Is there something you want to share with us da69ve ???
well spotted PL ! rotflmao

Can I be Snow White? Nothing to do with being pure and virtuous like Kiss. I just want to have 7 men at my beck and call night and day wink

( though I'd rather they were 6' tall than 4' ) :?
Well, before anybody else says it I could be dopey......
Well, I have been known to get mixed up from time to time..... lol

21 Nov 2006

Quote by da69ve
Damn!......looks like i'll have to play Buttons!

Isn't Buttons normally a girl dressed as a man?? dunno

I can see a theme developing here :giggle:

21 Nov 2006

Hmmmm - love to take part, but no idea what part I could play. Any suggestions?

21 Nov 2006

we do need a theme it has to be said....& Im assuming several of the Horrors of Christmas are being blended together here?
All for the better...
these Vitically challenged chappies, muff-mining or whatever the hell it seems they get up to... I understand there was one called Grumpy, am I right?...that could well suit me...
there wasn't perchance, one called *rubbery* was there? >maybe *Tactile*?<
Just asking
lp

21 Nov 2006

sorry, couldn't resist
:giggle:

21 Nov 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Hmmmm - love to take part, but no idea what part I could play. Any suggestions?

the back end of the panto horse! bolt

21 Nov 2006

Quote by Shireen
Damn!......looks like i'll have to play Buttons!

Isn't Buttons normally a girl dressed as a man?? dunno

I can see a theme developing here :giggle:
tell that to Jim Davidson!

21 Nov 2006

Quote by da69ve
Hmmmm - love to take part, but no idea what part I could play. Any suggestions?

the back end of the panto horse! bolt

run Forrest run!!!!!!
you are so in trouble for that :shock:

21 Nov 2006

Quote by da69ve
Hmmmm - love to take part, but no idea what part I could play. Any suggestions?

the back end of the panto horse! bolt

Well Dave, someone had to say it! lol

See, it might not be so bad, depending on who's in front of me :twisted:

21 Nov 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
depending on who's in front of me :twisted:

or behind
>in edit: panto horses dont count as beastiality, surely?<

21 Nov 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
depending on who's in front of me :twisted:

or behind
OK OK I'll be in front with LP behind me :twisted:

21 Nov 2006

right we need a couple of ugly sisters.......any volunteers?

21 Nov 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
depending on who's in front of me :twisted:

or behind
OK OK I'll be in front with LP behind me :twisted:
LP is playing the wicked step mother
an dolop and meety the ugly sisters
FB you can be the fairy god mother hun wink

im of before the wicked witch of the north has a go bolt

21 Nov 2006

Thanks Sercher - does anyone give her one? :twisted:

21 Nov 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Thanks Sercher - does anyone give her one? :twisted:

ye! me!
an im playin the back end of the horse :shock: wink

21 Nov 2006

blimey, Ive been allocated a role...!
must research!

21 Nov 2006

surely it should be sinderella ?

22 Nov 2006

I'm surprised ms Sin wasnt mentioned earlier... eve I'vvve heard of her
lp

22 Nov 2006

Quote by sercher01
an dolop and meety the ugly sisters

FFS Sercher.....Ugly sisters....not fecking hideous!
:giggle:
bolt

22 Nov 2006

its ok m8
you get to put makeup on so you look better wink

22 Nov 2006

There has to be room for a Widow Wanky. I'm prepared to rub my lamp.

23 Nov 2006

ah yes....
in the realms of Panto, I have heard mention of something being rubbed vigourously,
and indeed another unmentionable opening to display it's treasures at the utterance of a few simple, though magical words.....
what on earth is THAT all about?
lp

23 Nov 2006

Can I be an evil queen type person too, much more to my style! lol

24 Nov 2006

Can I be Peter Pan- I have the pirate boots...team them with some fishnets & shorts....
oh, and I get to sail a ship & play with the crew. Erm, getting feelings of Deja Vue here!
Anyone wanna join my lost boys?

24 Nov 2006

yup!
but apparently Im a Wicked Stepmother!!!
deja vu?..... tell all and it could esilly be included in the plot...
good point... do we have a plot yet?
Mistress sassy... evil-lady-types?...of course!
Voddy... usherettes, whatever.... you're on!
lp

24 Nov 2006

I had a plot once...but then i lost it

24 Nov 2006

find it immediately Ms Warmer... we need it, your *sinderella* and those boots....
bring them along in your Pop-Top!
now!
lp

24 Nov 2006

i'll pop off in my pop top and plot the plot then

24 Nov 2006

Quote by Warmer
i'll pop off in my pop top and plot the plot then

can the can if you want
its behind you ! rolleyes

24 Nov 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
yup!
but apparently Im a Wicked Stepmother!!!
deja vu?..... tell all and it could esilly be included in the plot...
good point... do we have a plot yet?
Mistress sassy... evil-lady-types?...of course!
Voddy... usherettes, whatever.... you're on!
lp

Once upon a time, a virtuous, innocent young girl was press ganged into joining the crew of a tall ship (mostly true).
On her second night on board, she was corrupted by the crew, with the help of the evil Captain Morgan, and his spiced rum. (true)
When the poor girl was so drunk she couldn't tell the difference between a hammock & a pair of trousers (absolutely true redface

) she found herself alone with a crew member.
After establishing that the girl "did not allow herself to get into situations where she could be taken advantage of unless she had orchestrated them that way" (true), she was then taken roughly by the (very) able seaman over a gunpowder keg (true).
After the wicked seaman had had his way with her, he lit up a post coital cigarette- and scared the maiden half to death! (:scared smile

Whilst she was there, someone cast an evil spell on the girl. This enchantment meant she is forever compelled to revisit the ship whenever it is nearby and lure new and unsuspecting sailors to the depths- well, her depths anyway!
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End.