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Panto...*behinnnd youuuu!*
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
i'll pop off in my pop top and plot the plot then
can the can if you want
its behind you !
or maybe do the do ...
Master of Sex
Are the doggers going to write a new version of Babes in the Wood? I bet Friar Tuck will get his name mispronounced again.
Quote by winchwench
yup!
but apparently Im a Wicked Stepmother!!!
deja vu?..... tell all and it could esilly be included in the plot...
good point... do we have a plot yet?
Mistress sassy... evil-lady-types?...of course!
Voddy... usherettes, whatever.... you're on!
lp
Once upon a time, a virtuous, innocent young girl was press ganged into joining the crew of a tall ship (mostly true).
On her second night on board, she was corrupted by the crew, with the help of the evil Captain Morgan, and his spiced rum. (true)
When the poor girl was so drunk she couldn't tell the difference between a hammock & a pair of trousers (absolutely true
) she found herself alone with a crew member.After establishing that the girl "did not allow herself to get into situations where she could be taken advantage of unless she had orchestrated them that way" (true), she was then taken roughly by the (very) able seaman over a gunpowder keg (true).
After the wicked seaman had had his way with her, he lit up a post coital cigarette- and scared the maiden half to death! (:scared
Whilst she was there, someone cast an evil spell on the girl. This enchantment meant she is forever compelled to revisit the ship whenever it is nearby and lure new and unsuspecting sailors to the depths- well, her depths anyway!
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
You forgot the bit about the ships pussy, who many seamen went to see.
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
yup!
but apparently Im a Wicked Stepmother!!!
deja vu?..... tell all and it could esilly be included in the plot...
good point... do we have a plot yet?
Mistress sassy... evil-lady-types?...of course!
Voddy... usherettes, whatever.... you're on!
lp
Once upon a time, a virtuous, innocent young girl was press ganged into joining the crew of a tall ship (mostly true).
On her second night on board, she was corrupted by the crew, with the help of the evil Captain Morgan, and his spiced rum. (true)
When the poor girl was so drunk she couldn't tell the difference between a hammock & a pair of trousers (absolutely true
) she found herself alone with a crew member.After establishing that the girl "did not allow herself to get into situations where she could be taken advantage of unless she had orchestrated them that way" (true), she was then taken roughly by the (very) able seaman over a gunpowder keg (true).
After the wicked seaman had had his way with her, he lit up a post coital cigarette- and scared the maiden half to death! (:scared
Whilst she was there, someone cast an evil spell on the girl. This enchantment meant she is forever compelled to revisit the ship whenever it is nearby and lure new and unsuspecting sailors to the depths- well, her depths anyway!
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
Avast ye land lubbers, where do I sign up? This is one ship I'm not gonna miss :twisted:
Sex God
:shock:
best get me sea legs on then
best get me sea legs on then
Sex God
will there be a jolly Roger aboard?
