poor me.
as a child, I was never exposed to the horror that is Panto... maybe a good thing, maybe bad...
But here I am, a grown child in an adults body, now feeling big enough and ugly enough to ask for an education into this great annual tradition.
It appears here in SH that we have many forumites with certain character traits that may fit the role, and indeed the costumes of a few of the Panto Horrors lurking out there in childrens entertainment land.
Indeed, not only characters, but many and varied stories/fantasies to boot. maybe some of you could be able to suggest yourselves, or others >in a friendly way, of course!< to fill a part or two>!< from any role, in any Panto.. mix it up as it were. perhaps even snippets of the storyline as we go along...
The stage is set... venue is booked, and the season approaches >humbug<
>note: this may well have been done before, so please feel free, Oh Those Who Moderate, to lock/delete as appropriate, ta<
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Sex God
You can't have this thread without a crocodile in it, don't know why
but you can't...so there ya go Sex God
Quote by Kiss
I'd be Snow White for obvious reasons.
(I'm pure and virtuous.)
Given who she shacked up with before the charming prince came along I can see this one biting you in the arse.
....Oh yesss I cannn....
Sex God
Ooooh I LOVE pantos, now let me think.......I'd have to be Cinderella but I'd put her in a sexy clubbing dress and stockings, then she'd have a smouldering kiss with Prince Charming and then we'd shag on stage with everyone watching....(all you lot anyway)
...or may be that would be a bit much :shock: ...anyone willing to audition?
pink x
...or may be that would be a bit much :shock: ...anyone willing to audition?
pink x
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
You can't have this thread without a crocodile in it, don't know why
Have you been sniffing the Oxo cubes again?
nope there was just something telling me that the thread needed a Crocodile, I don't know why :dunno: It wasn't even random otherwise I would have put in a Buffalo cos they are my favourites. It was specific it had to be a Crocodile.
...anyways carry on chaps I'm happy now.
Did Pinnochio ever go to pantomine and is anyone gonna choose him....if not I've got a plan.
Quote by blueandpink
Ooooh I LOVE pantos, now let me think.......I'd have to be Cinderella but I'd put her in a sexy clubbing dress and stockings, then she'd have a smouldering kiss with Prince Charming and then we'd shag on stage with everyone watching....(all you lot anyway)
...or may be that would be a bit much :shock: ...anyone willing to audition?
pink x
Well if nobody is offering I suppose I cud be your Prince Charming, only if I can dress as Adam Ant (lipp gloss an all)
but then it'd only get smeared when u snog my face off!
But i'd be worth it!
I think??
Sex God
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!
Offer accepted baby xx
pink x
Quote by PoloLady
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!
Isn't Prince Charming usually a woman in drag
Is there something you want to share with us da69ve ???
well spotted PL !
Can I be Snow White? Nothing to do with being pure and virtuous like Kiss. I just want to have 7 men at my beck and call night and day
( though I'd rather they were 6' tall than 4' ) :? Quote by Sassy-Seren
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!
Isn't Prince Charming usually a woman in drag
Is there something you want to share with us da69ve ???
well spotted PL !
Can I be Snow White? Nothing to do with being pure and virtuous like Kiss. I just want to have 7 men at my beck and call night and day
( though I'd rather they were 6' tall than 4' ) :?Yeah - but remember two of them will always be Grumpy & Sleepy (nothing new there then)
Can I be Pussy in Boots? :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!
Isn't Prince Charming usually a woman in drag
Is there something you want to share with us da69ve ???
well spotted PL !
Can I be Snow White? Nothing to do with being pure and virtuous like Kiss. I just want to have 7 men at my beck and call night and day
( though I'd rather they were 6' tall than 4' ) :?Yeah - but remember two of them will always be Grumpy & Sleepy (nothing new there then)
Can I be Pussy in Boots? :twisted:
Grumpy and Sleepy? that's my 2 ex hubbys! No sorry, that's You Git and Fat Bastard
I forgot Pussy in Boots :doh:
Quote by da69ve
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!
Isn't Prince Charming usually a woman in drag
Is there something you want to share with us da69ve ???
Damn!......looks like i'll have to play Buttons!
You can play with my buttons
so what does the big red one do?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not the big red one :shock:
Sex God
You can't have this thread without a crocodile in it, don't know why
..and very nice he is too Dave xx
pink x
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!
Isn't Prince Charming usually a woman in drag
Is there something you want to share with us da69ve ???
well spotted PL !
Can I be Snow White? Nothing to do with being pure and virtuous like Kiss. I just want to have 7 men at my beck and call night and day
( though I'd rather they were 6' tall than 4' ) :?...and there lies the problem, always thinking of the negatives and not the advantages now then:-
negatives
only 4 ft tall
positives
can be hidden under a fully pleated skirt.
can perform various acts whilst hidden under skirt without the public knowing (handy if the bus is late)
trained in all aspects of mining and tunneling able to operate in confined space.
can whistle and hold a tune.
can queue in the garden and provided there is a pond and a wheelbarrow as props and they stand still, not raise suspicion with the neighbours.
I'm sure there are others, but I'm short on time.
Sex God
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!
Isn't Prince Charming usually a woman in drag
Is there something you want to share with us da69ve ???
well spotted PL !
Can I be Snow White? Nothing to do with being pure and virtuous like Kiss. I just want to have 7 men at my beck and call night and day
( though I'd rather they were 6' tall than 4' ) :?...and there lies the problem, always thinking of the negatives and not the advantages now then:-
negatives
only 4 ft tall
positives
can be hidden under a fully pleated skirt.
can perform various acts whilst hidden under skirt without the public knowing (handy if the bus is late)
trained in all aspects of mining and tunneling able to operate in confined space.
can whistle and hold a tune.
can queue in the garden and provided there is a pond and a wheelbarrow as props and they stand still, not raise suspicion with the neighbours.
I'm sure there are others, but I'm short on time.
PMSL
pink x
Quote by davej
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!
Isn't Prince Charming usually a woman in drag
Is there something you want to share with us da69ve ???
well spotted PL !
Can I be Snow White? Nothing to do with being pure and virtuous like Kiss. I just want to have 7 men at my beck and call night and day
( though I'd rather they were 6' tall than 4' ) :?...and there lies the problem, always thinking of the negatives and not the advantages now then:-
negatives
only 4 ft tall
positives
can be hidden under a fully pleated skirt.
can perform various acts whilst hidden under skirt without the public knowing (handy if the bus is late)
trained in all aspects of mining and tunneling able to operate in confined space.
can whistle and hold a tune.
can queue in the garden and provided there is a pond and a wheelbarrow as props and they stand still, not raise suspicion with the neighbours.
I'm sure there are others, but I'm short on time.
well that's me stuffed then! I could never wear a pleated skirt with my hips :?
