Party?

16 Jan 2005

Oh come on, where are all the lazy arses who went to Clare n Steve's last night? Why arent you here posting telling us what a great time you had and aren't we all jealous for missing out on it?
Get a grip guys, it's gone midday. You should be recovered enough by now to do a quick post.
Tut
rolleyes

16 Jan 2005

One of those lazy arses would be me then. biggrin

Everybody seemed to be having a good time from what I could see but I had to leave at just after 2 in the morning so I'll have to let somebody else give you the nitty gritty. We did manage to find a couple of closet transvestites though and I'm sure Bluexxx was enjoying that whip far too much............I hope she can sit comfortably this morning. :shock:
Oh, and Molly, what can I say............ silly

hwoar:
Steve

16 Jan 2005

My lazy arse is just getting up as well Steve. lol

A big thank you from me to Clare and Steve, and to the lady with the rubber gloves. wink

Roger the Dragon xxx

16 Jan 2005

Lazy.... who are you calling lazy! :? :? ?????
I went to sleep not long before 6am and I was up and about at so Judy could have a double breakfast! :shock: lol

Thank you very much Clare and Steve for being ace hosts. The people who left before 2am missed so much..... you need to be real night owls in this swinging game you know! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: . I can't wait to see the pics that Reese took... there must be some cracking shots! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Steve was a a dutiful maid and not only cleaned several pairs of boots with his duster, he also made a very good job of polishing my PVC dress (while I was wearing it)! :twisted: .
Mollie, you tart wink

..... the dirty dancing star of the night :twisted:
Hmmmmmm, Timmy in my dress and boots :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
It was ace to meet the people who have been to our parties again, and some of those who are too scared to come :wink: :wink: :wink: ..... hey, there's no getting away from me know, you know! :lol: :lol: :lol: ... Vix I have to say that you are even more stunning in the flesh than you are in your pics :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So, Clare and Steve... when's the next one? :lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Jan 2005

Well it started off as one kind of party and ended up as quite another :rascal:
Put it this way our floor was covered with naked bodies silly

hwoar: and WOW what an eyeful :grin:
Jas-hun im proud of you,you guys have got to come next time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (And you also made us laugh with the flower pot men,Timmy quiet my arse ) lol

Judy your one mean woman with that crop :shock: Steve you twat in the maids uniform cool

8-) :lol: :lol2: And Blue next time get a better aim :lol:
MQ i think you left your bra so youll have to come back to fetch it :twisted:
Oh and Blue,youve gotta ditch that bit of thread really not worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh you lot that left early should be kicking yourselves at what you all missed :doh:
So Reese and Timmy we want those piccies sending asap please biggrin

:D :D
Thanks for all those that turned up,its a shame for those that couldnt come,but hey your loss not ours :lol2:

16 Jan 2005

well i had a blast... it was so good to see alot of nice people... you people who left at 2 missed out on a lot!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i did notice the bra and asked mq is it was hers.... she said it was too small.... lol might be an idea to ask jas what happened to hers..... lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
am molly...mmmm..... next time i hear "dirty" i will be thinking of you.....
so clare... just exactly when is the next party....
i have the video of steve in the maids outfit.... top class.... smile

:) :)
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s clare.... you need to jump in sooner next time... lol

16 Jan 2005

awwwwwww bugga, wish we could have come and sooooooo peed off that we couldn't. Sounds as if my back could have been cured with all the action confused

Again Clare n Steve, sorry for letting you down but glad it was a great night for all
Bev & Chris xx

16 Jan 2005

I must say that i had one of the best nights ive had for was a slow start and Vix tried her best to make us think that no one was going to turn up lol

.
Thanks to everyone who came and again those that left early missed a lot of the fun :twisted: :twisted: .
Special thanks to Blue for coming and ordering me around,showing me a thing or two and for letting us all do what we wanted with you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: .Judy for spanking me properly,you could definately teach Blue a thing or two in that department :lol: .Jas and Tim for making me laugh so much and being so bloody and Reese for coming and for being the nicest couple you could ever meet and for evryone else that came and helped make the evening go so well.
What time did everyone leave this morning???We got up and everyone had already gone.
Heres to the next one,when weve recovered form this one :shock:

16 Jan 2005

Aww I'm gutted we couldn't come sad

My voice hasn't returned fully and I wouldn't like to spread my germs :( that and our babysitter fell quite ill yesterday :( and we just can't get babysitters at short notice. My dress and boots remain hanging sadly in the bedroom.
Glad you all had a riot smile

C xx

16 Jan 2005

Big Thanks to Clare and Steve for being such good hosts (top drawer)

Quote by bluexxx
Mollie, you tart ..... the dirty dancing star of the night :twisted:

Yes I am.
We both really enjoyed ourselves twas a fantastic night.
Molly & Chris

16 Jan 2005

Thank you so much Clare and Steve passionkiss

It really was a great night and so many lovely people, thank you to you all for being so friendly and funny.
We had an absolute whale of a time redface

ops: :oops: I'll forward the pics to Reese and let him work his magic with them lol

Sorry we vanished before you were up but Timmy HAD to show Reese his League of Gentleman videos confused

Thank you Vix and Reese for being such wonderful bloody company this morning.
I think it is my bra :oops: :oops: how embarrasing leaving your bra behind
I have only one further thing to add.
IT WAS ALL MOLLY AND CHRIS'S FAULT :P

16 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
I have only one further thing to add.

IT WAS ALL MOLLY AND CHRIS'S FAULT :P

Its all a lie dont believe them we didnt do anything............ :!:

16 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
I think it is my bra ops: how embarrasing leaving your bra behind

We'll definately have to have another party for you to come and pick it up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

16 Jan 2005

Wow. What a spankingly good time was had by all!
Thank you Clare & Steve, yet again for being the best!
We only just got home about an hour ago, after finally deciding to try and get some sleep at 10 this morning. We're bolloxed, so we're off to bed now.
I just have to say to all those that were there*, I am so, so sorry redface

I have amended my signature to show remorse.
*Especially Timmy. I owe you. I will pay.

16 Jan 2005

Was your burnt flesh recovered then Vix ?
Bev
xx

16 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Was your burnt flesh recovered then Vix ?
Bev
xx

Yeah, thx. Fat lotta good it did me though rolleyes

Quote by Steve_Lincs
What time did everyone leave this morning???We got up and everyone had already gone.

We left at about 5am.
5 hours after that, we decided it might be a good idea to attempt sleep.
At this afternoon, we started the drive back to Somerset. I trust the preceeding to be adequate, however, should you require any further information, please do not hesitate to contact us.

16 Jan 2005

Quote by mollyandchris
I have only one further thing to add.

IT WAS ALL MOLLY AND CHRIS'S FAULT :P

Believe them we do anything............ :!:
See I told you lol

:lol:
Jas
XXX

17 Jan 2005

Well Seanie and I woke up about 25 past 9 on the sofa and still made it to the station on time for our train! I've never been the last to leave before lol! biggrin

If only I could have fitted in that bra lol!!!!!!
Hope your bottom wasn't too sore when you got home Roger or I'll have Charlotte after me!!! :twisted: whip

Bluexxx - you certainly are hard as nails, hope you can sit down by now! lol

Steve and Clare, hope we can have a pole installed next time for Molly to do a proper performance :twisted: might even give it a go myself lol! and Steve, you can polish my boots any time, but flounce like that again and you will get smackbottom

And Judy (or should that be LUBEy!!!), it was lovely seeing you again hunny :D

17 Jan 2005

Judy hun you will be first on the list for the next party,your absolutely fabulous.
But why am i such a dark horse???I know i look innocent,but you should know by now that im not as i look.

17 Jan 2005

Indeed, was great to meet more of our fellow SHers, as well as catch up with those we've met before.
Clare & Steve: Thanks again for an absolutely brilliant party!! And thanks, too, for turning all the pictures around so I wouldn't have to blur them later on!
Jas & Tim: What can I say?! passionkiss

Phwoar!! Thanks so much for your friendship and for opening up new horizons for me. Then again, perhaps says it better than I ever could.
Molly & Chris: I have to agree with Jas...it was all your fault! Molly's dirty dancing may have set the mood, but it was Chris' "back rubs" that really kicked things off!!
Bluexxx: You're not nearly as frightening in the flesh as I'd imagined. To the contrary, you're a lovely, warm person; not to mention generous and accommodating! Still scared of your parties, though.
JudyTV: Lovely to see you again! Your whip-wielding skills - as well as those with certain other "accessories" - are certainly a force to be reckoned with.
MQ: Was great to meet you for the first time! Thanks for encouraging me to come out and get some food before it all disappeared. Oh, and marvellous breasts, btw!
Vix: Thanks for forcing me outside to fetch beer on that cold, breezy night wearing nothing but a shirt, barely covering my genitalia and inspiring the song I shall reproduce below for those who weren't in Clare & Steve's "smoking room" at the time:
"Ge-ni-fa Ta-li-a,
Hang between my legs.
Ge-ni-fa Ta-li-a,
They're my fruit and vegs.
Are they breezy?
Yes I think so.
Are they hanging?
Yes very low.
Dangle free, my ge-ni-fa ta-lia!
Ge-ni-fa Ta-li-a-aaa.
Ge-ni-fa Ta-li-aaa. (pluck, pluck!)"

And my sincerest condolences to those who buggered off at 2am, before the "real" partying started! ;)
~Reese! surprised

P.S. I took tons of photos - until I became otherwise occupied - and will send them out to all of you soon. As always, let me know if you're OK with my posting them here in the forums and if you want your faces blurred. Thanks.

17 Jan 2005

I have heard all the gorey details from Rog LOL and as for his arse, I simply did what any good wife would do...............and rubbed it better :twisted:
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the party aswell but one of us had to babysit - and it is a reciprocal arrangement so next time you might have to put up with me instead wink

:twisted:
Well done for throwing such a great party Clare & Steve with such good maid service :wink: :cheers: 69position

:smoke:
Charlotte xx

17 Jan 2005

No probs posting ones of me with my face blurred Reese, but leave my tats in! biggrin

Looking forward to seeing the pics, there should be some great ones, I want to see them all in my inbox very soon :twisted:

17 Jan 2005

Weve seen the pics and they are :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Although Reese did get a bit distracted and missed some of the best bits lol

:lol:

17 Jan 2005

I've now seen Reese's pics and ahem redface

ops:
memories.............. :twisted:

17 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
I've now seen Reese's pics and ahem ops:
memories.............. :twisted:

or mamaeries
JGL

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Although Reese did get a bit distracted and missed some of the best bits :lol:

Clare~
Personally, I think that I had some of the best bits all to myself!! ;)
~Reese! surprised

P.S. Oh - sorry - you meant with the camera, didn't you?! redface

17 Jan 2005

Shhhhhh, youre not allowed to talk of staying up all night shagging or about the naughty photos!
You told me you were in bed by 10pm and the party consisted of knitting and tiddly winks! You little fibber MQ! :P
Gem. x - still very gutted she missed things. sad

17 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
Shhhhhh, youre not allowed to talk of staying up all night shagging or about the naughty photos!
You told me you were in bed by 10pm and the party consisted of knitting and tiddly winks! You little fibber MQ! :P
Gem. x - still very gutted she missed things.

Sorry Gem, no it wasn't knitting and tiddlywinks, it was crochet and a discussion on world peace............ rolleyes

I did say I was a very bad liar redface

17 Jan 2005

So were trying to figure out a date that doesnt collide with any munches,but we want it in a month or so,so any suggestions????he he cool

17 Jan 2005

Quote by MQ
Shhhhhh, youre not allowed to talk of staying up all night shagging or about the naughty photos!
You told me you were in bed by 10pm and the party consisted of knitting and tiddly winks! You little fibber MQ! :P
Gem. x - still very gutted she missed things.

Sorry Gem, no it wasn't knitting and tiddlywinks, it was crochet and a discussion on world peace............ rolleyes

I did say I was a very bad liar redface

..... knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one, fuck one, knit one, pearl one, suck one, knit one, pearl one..........
innocent

:whistling:
Roger the Dragon. cool

P.S. - has also now looked at all the pics. :shock: lol

Everyone was busy when my back was turned. wink