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Debs picks her self up
Now time for some games!
pass the parcel!
each time you post! you have to pass this on ok

the one thats misses it is a plonker! :twisted: :twisted:
after 5 Min's i will stop and the last one to hold it get a prise from me :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by davej
just a note ........if libra drops into this party and starts to choke on the nibbles, I ain't gonna practice the heimlick manouvre in case she shits on me clean shoes.

Dave, so is that what she meant when she said she might learn to "shoot craps"? :sad:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs picks her self up
Now time for some games!
pass the parcel!
each time you post! you have to pass this on ok

the one thats misses it is a plonker! :twisted: :twisted:
after 5 Min's i will stop and the last one to hold it get a prise from me :twisted: :twisted:

ok im the plonker i dont know how to post pics in that way :cry: oi im dyslecix too you know.
but if i quote does that count ? ...cant believe im passing a cock cake around im soo sick of cock lol
x rache x
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jdavej snatches debbs punch from her grasp and hands it to the sarge.......there ya go old buddy!!! :twisted:

Cheers Dave Mate!!
Mmmmmmm, punch and Dairylea !! What a strange combination!!! confused :? :? :?
yep an odd taste...
....wait till he gets to the bottom and finds what looks like soggy croutons...
:twisted:
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just a note ........if libra drops into this party and starts to choke on the nibbles, I ain't gonna practice the heimlick manouvre in case she shits on me clean shoes.

Dave, so is that what she meant when she said she might learn to "shoot craps"? :sad:
oooo a plonker! rotflmao
oooh debbs wheres ya cake piccy
plonka ....plonka......
:2fingers:
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.....are gatecrashers allowed??! Failing that I can do the bouncer role!
cool 8-) lol :lol: :lol:

awww sos missed you!.were you hiding under the tables HUH! :twisted: rolleyes
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oooh debbs wheres ya cake piccy

oo shoot :doh:
well says it all............. i AM A PLONKER!..... redface surprisedops:
awww sos missed you!.were you hiding under the tables HUH! :twisted: rolleyes
I was, im hiding from Kit, shes gonna cut me tongue out :shock: :shock: can i stay in here for a bit debs , i`ll be quiet n stuff, PLEASE sad
Hey Debs...hic....is there any chance of this speech so that we can get on with the orgy.....,errrrr,........party? hic.
Well here we go............ one year today Jump! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Now I am not going to give you all a long speech as we have a party get on with!
But I would just like to say a big thank you to you all on here for keeping me insane
You have all done a cracking job thumbs up! :thumbup:
Now I cannot go with out saying a big thank you to Mark and Helen. For starting this site...and for all the burnt dinners I have made........and my house looking like a bloody tip!
But apart from that............ its been well worth it........... Have met some wonderful peeps
And made good friends!
Cheers Mark And Helen!
My swinging heaven continue to prosper :thumbup:
Right who’s got me drink on with the party!.
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Well here we go............ one year today Jump! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
My swinging heaven continue to prosper :thumbup:

Hear hear Debbie - and congratulations again!
......davej notices that since he entered the party a number of guests have made a hasty exit so in order to give it a more authentic feel and get it back on track he goes to the kitchen,,,,,slices two tomato's eats them and returns to the lounge......sticks two fingers down his throat , leans over the back of the sofa and.........
BLURGH!!!!!!!
Right wheres the D.J. ...lets get some music on! :happy:
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......davej notices that since he entered the party a number of guests have made a hasty exit so in order to give it a more authentic feel he goes to the kitchen,,,,,slices two tomato's eats them and returns to the lounge......sticks two fingers down his throat , leans over the back of the sofa and.........
BLURGH!!!!!!!
Right wheres the D.J. ...lets get some music on! :happy:

errrr yes where are my DJs??
oo well lets party
next come my auction for the dungeons :twisted: :twisted:
better wait a mo!
so who's going to put thems selves up for Auction?
the highest bidder gets to take you in the the dungeon and to do what they like :twisted: :twisted:

Oi! Debs.............yah dancin'?
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Oi! Debs.............yah dancin'?
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lol :lol: ooo those hip babes :twisted:

Give us a snog Debs! MMMwwwwaahhhhh!
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Congratulations Debs, happy anniversary, I've brought the wine and toys, can i have a piece of cake please
kaz xx
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Congratulations Debs, happy anniversary, I've brought the wine and toys, can i have a piece of cake please
kaz xx

with plasure.......but i get the nob :twisted: :twisted:
........and when you've finished snogging kinky, slip over here and gis a shag :twisted:
or is it a bit early for that dunno
drinkies
Quote by davej
........and when you've finished snogging kinky, slip over here and gis a shag :twisted:
or is it a bit early for that dunno
drinkies

Bloody 'ell you old charmer! wink
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Right then. sorry I'm late
Get your ears around this
"coward of the county"
Grab a partner and lets boogie
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Congratulations Debs, happy anniversary, I've brought the wine and toys, can i have a piece of cake please
kaz xx

with plasure.......but i get the nob :twisted: :twisted:
i'll have the left ball, I hear they're a bit like oysters to swallow wink :wink:
did you like anything from my shopping basket, the chocolate willy went but still got the rest lol :lol:
Quote by davej
........and when you've finished snogging kinky, slip over here and gis a shag :twisted:
or is it a bit early for that dunno
drinkies

It's NEVER too early for a shag Davej !!!
Fee runs in after a girls night out and she's covered in strawberry sauce.............
Is this what you meant Debs when you said come dressed as a strawberry??
Fee
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ooohh now the place is starting to warm up a bit :twisted:
eerm by the way miss party hostess wheres me prize for being the last one........only one as it appens.....for havin hold of yer cock cake ....( if yer reading mr kipling I reckon it sounds more marketable than 'cup cake)
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eerm by the way miss party hostess wheres me prize for being the last one........only one as it appens.....for havin hold of yer cock cake

'Ere Dave, dya fancy some strawberry sauce on your cock...................
cake ?? lol
Fee
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sorry peeps camming :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
BRB.............. but go ahead and enjoj
:cry: I missed the party?
I've just got in, it's not fair sad
sry we missed ur party debs sad(
but matt started a yearlly 24hr party he allways has around this time of yeah while i wasnt looking
serves me right for now checking the calender should rly know by now its his b-day around now :P
well conngratz going to try sober him up biggrin
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sry we missed ur party debs sad(
but matt started a yearlly 24hr party he allways has around this time of yeah while i wasnt looking
serves me right for now checking the calender should rly know by now its his b-day around now :P
well conngratz going to try sober him up biggrin

Awwww thanks.... had a great night........ but hey!!....... i will be holding anouther in a years get it ya dary now! :giggle:
Good luck with the sobering up! :thumbup:
Thanks to all that attended!.. kiss ........... LIBRA smackbottom wink
Debs xxxxxxxxx Whos one year old and a day!