Pass this one by

29 Nov 2004

:P Really wink

29 Nov 2004

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29 Nov 2004

what did you do to the poor man Libra???? ouuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
I have no idea what to do with it confused

maybe a nice rub and kiss better will do the trick :twisted:

29 Nov 2004

And gentle handling for a while

29 Nov 2004

Quote by dambuster
What HAVE you done?

:shock:

Quote by MQ
maybe a nice rub and kiss better will do the trick

Tried that evil

29 Nov 2004

Well my sister goes out with a farmer & he tells me that his Bulls suffer from broken penises, not sure about it happening to men, though it does sound bloody painful !! :shock:

Mark cool

29 Nov 2004

From what I can recall I gather it is possible to actually break the penis ...and its quite a serious injury possibly requiring surgery ...... :shock: :shock: :shock:

29 Nov 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
From what I can recall I gather it is possible to actually break the penis ...and its quite a serious injury possibly requiring surgery ...... :shock: :shock: :shock:

No, no, no...don't tell me/him that :shock:

29 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
From what I can recall I gather it is possible to actually break the penis ...and its quite a serious injury possibly requiring surgery ...... :shock: :shock: :shock:

No, no, no...don't tell me/him that :shock:
I think it was mentioned in a TV program from a few months back - something like '100 most embarrasing medical stories' - this one featured quite high in the list!
I believe niceguysdoexist is correct however, it can be pretty serious and require medical attention confused

There is one common scenario/position that results in many penis fractures. In this scenario, the female partner is on top during intercourse, as the penis thrusts in and out it becomes dislodged from the vagina and when attempting to reinsert it, the partner comes down hard on the penis, striking the female pelvic bone, and creating a sudden bending of the penis. A sure sign is a loud snap and excruciating pain following the injury, as well as the rapid development of a hematoma or bruise. These injuries are not difficult to diagnose, and symptoms will depend upon the severity of the fracture.
Fecking hell !!! Scares the shit out of me ... that's it, no more woman on top ... !!!

29 Nov 2004

Don't quote me but I think
The penis is made up of cells and if you break one it can be harmless or really bad, you would know if it was really bad and he would have to go to hospital
If it isnt hurting too much ie he can walk then he may not have broken it completely.
Is it bent?

29 Nov 2004

Which bit did u break?
the shaft, foresking or summat else :shock:

29 Nov 2004

Quote by cplonamission
If it isnt hurting too much ie he can walk then he may not have broken it completely.

... that's alright then, just a little broken ... lol

29 Nov 2004

What amazes me is if she has done that to a fella , how the f*%k is she typing with two broken arms and a broken nose ??
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29 Nov 2004

I saw something on the bravo chanel once, most embarrasing injuries or sumfin,
anyway this guy was giving his G/F one and she was bouncing away on top of him when his penis slipped out and she jumped on it thinking it was still in and broke it by bending it right back or something.
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