Quote by TheLovelyOne
Fat tongues.
Oh. My. Gosh.
Yes.
Bleeuurgh! :-?
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Oh. My. Gosh.
Yes.
Bleeuurgh! :-?
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Oh. My. Gosh.
Yes.
Bleeuurgh! :-?
Sex God
Quote by the_magik_s
Fat tongues.
haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
... what if they are hairy too?!.Oi.
That's vile. :shock:
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Skid marks! :kissmyarse:
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Hi,
I am Mr HOT, sorry I am late for the meet, only I am a very busy, successful and filthy rich business man. I would have been a lot earlier only had to take the wife to weightwatchers. Because of that I never had time to take a shower,clean my teeth, or my hairy fat tongue tonight.
Right, well I will quickly knock back a couple more whiskeys, have a quick fag before we get on and do you this massive favour of fucking your brains out with my very large cock. Can’t be late home tonight as the wife will wonder where I have got too. Oh, one other thing, I am a heavy breather during foreplay, hope you don’t mind?
I am Mr HOT, sorry I am late for the meet, only I am a very busy, successful and filthy rich business man. I would have been a lot earlier only had to take the wife to weightwatchers. Because of that I never had time to take a shower,clean my teeth, or my hairy fat tongue tonight.
Right, well I will quickly knock back a couple more whiskeys, have a quick fag before we get on and do you this massive favour of fucking your brains out with my very large cock. Can’t be late home tonight as the wife will wonder where I have got too. Oh, one other thing, I am a heavy breather during foreplay, hope you don’t mind?
Quote by TheLovelyOne
"ungallant" Good use of word!!!
I accept your apology! :P
I feel your attitude towards 'hairy tongues' is quite unforgiving thelovelyone :lol:
T'is not the fault of the owner for having such hairs protruding from the moist layers of le Tongue!!..
but i am sorry for accusing you of having one!..
Quote by the_magik_s
but i am sorry for accusing you of having one!..
hold on!! wooooh!! back track a little.. i didnt even accuse you of having a hairy tongue!.. jeez!. ive talkled myself into thinking something just took place that didnt. Did you use some sort of jedi mind trick on me ? :twisted:
Resistance is futile! :twisted:
(and ungallant!)
And my attitude to pretty much everything is unforgiving! :giggle:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
Fake tits.
And stupid people.
likes fake tits normaly better than belly tits
quiet like daft people too i normally find them more adventurous with less inhibitions
Checks booobs phhheeewwwwww not belly tits ,
- the guy makin the first move in a ffm situation let me and the other woman get down to it..... thats what im there for, their bi need !! not the males ego !!
- men kissing me instant killer for me !
Quote by Kaznkev
Fake tits.
And stupid people.
likes fake tits normaly better than belly tits
quiet like daft people too i normally find them more adventurous with less inhibitions
Checks booobs phhheeewwwwww not belly tits ,
- the guy makin the first move in a ffm situation let me and the other woman get down to it..... thats what im there for, their bi need !! not the males ego !!
- men kissing me instant killer for me !
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<has bi need :twisted:
has lesbian needs ;)
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Quote by Nimbus
What kills the mood for me? ...
If the other party is smoking,I dont like the smell or taste... and if they are not in full control of their faculties I just want to mother them and put them to bed...
:censored: You were supposed to delete that picture of me, pffffffff.
Besides all the obvious things, the thing that can most put me off is people who simply do not communicate, or show any signs of connecting with what they are doing. Virtual zombies who are wrapped up in themselves and unable to engage with what is going on.
They become like that because they are giving out so little and getting very little back in return. And that does not make someone else feel very good.
They become like that because they are giving out so little and getting very little back in return. And that does not make someone else feel very good.
Sex God
I finally thought of some things.
Woman wearing tourer suits, especially chocolate brown ones. Detest trouser suits
Woman wearing trousers in general especially sensible ones with nice shoes. Tight jeans are good though :rascal:
Thats mainly cus I like girly girls in skirts and dress's.
Woman wearing tourer suits, especially chocolate brown ones. Detest trouser suits
Woman wearing trousers in general especially sensible ones with nice shoes. Tight jeans are good though :rascal:
Thats mainly cus I like girly girls in skirts and dress's.
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Quote by tweeky
Well according to the above if you are going to a meet all you should do is floss, clean your fingernails and have a foot spa. Once there sit, drink soda water, mention you gave up smoking and only keep a tenner in your wallet. Be sure not to mention you are successful or unsuccessful, probably a good bet just to only talk when talked to and laugh when they do
:giggle:
I hate coming late into threads because by the time I read a few posts I end up not very sure of what I think!
I didn't think I have any 'passion killers' until I read some f the posts and ended up agreeing with them.
Anyway, one particular passion killer for me would be er... finding bits of tissue in ladies fannies when you get down on them! Oh yes and hairy nipples!
I didn't think I have any 'passion killers' until I read some f the posts and ended up agreeing with them.
Anyway, one particular passion killer for me would be er... finding bits of tissue in ladies fannies when you get down on them! Oh yes and hairy nipples!
