I got promised a night of steamy sex again 2nite & guess wot the best form of contraception in the world woke up for attention well happy.
There we were all cuddled up on the sofa watching a film n getting into it camera in hand then up wakes the 2 year old the mood goes tits up n my mrs n baby venture back up stairs to be sorted out then 20 mins later I go up n both asleep . CHEERS
So Im all excited still n no one to help me with it.
Theres always 2morrow
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Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
so what you are saying is, you are so crap in bed she couldnt be bothered to stay awake!
Mind you, i can talk, the mrs and i were having sex and got disturbed by a peeping tom, booing!
:rotflmao: Quote by da69ve
so what you are saying is, you are so crap in bed she couldnt be bothered to stay awake!
Mind you, i can talk, the mrs and i were having sex and got disturbed by a peeping tom, booing!
Well EXCUSE me for booing! :twisted:
So it was you who woke me up last night with all the noise was it Da69ve ...
could hear you from here ..... I will have to serve a noise abatement order on you and there was me thinking Posties were quiet people too
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: ( DD smacks Da69ve's cute tight bottom for good effect )DD :twisted:
Quote by devondelight
so what you are saying is, you are so crap in bed she couldnt be bothered to stay awake!
Mind you, i can talk, the mrs and i were having sex and got disturbed by a peeping tom, booing!
Well EXCUSE me for booing! :twisted:
So it was you who woke me up last night with all the noise was it Da69ve ...
could hear you from here ..... I will have to serve a noise abatement order on you and there was me thinking Posties were quiet people too
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: ( DD smacks Da69ve's cute tight bottom for good effect )DD :twisted:
As i've said.....i do like banging them knockers!
Sex God
Quote by devondelight
And I like banging a few Knakcers :twisted:
DD
You just made my eyes water! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin:
Quote by Happy Cats
so what you are saying is, you are so crap in bed she couldnt be bothered to stay awake,
Mind you, i can talk, the mrs and i were having sex and got disturbed by a peeping tom, booing!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Happy Cats
That Da69ve can talk, he's no great shakes himself.
His wife asked for a ceiling mirror above their bed, cos she loves to watch herself laugh!
Your on form today H C, been reading that Bob Monkhouse book again
:lol: :lol: Quote by Dino
so what you are saying is, you are so crap in bed she couldnt be bothered to stay awake,
Mind you, i can talk, the mrs and i were having sex and got disturbed by a peeping tom, booing!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Happy Cats
That Da69ve can talk, he's no great shakes himself.
His wife asked for a ceiling mirror above their bed, cos she loves to watch herself laugh!
Your on form today H C, been reading that Bob Monkhouse book again
:lol: :lol:
Just being my usual happy go lucky self!
Now piss off!
Quote by EagerSlut
And I like banging a few Knakcers :twisted:
DD
You just made my eyes water! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin:
Devondelight passes ES a lace hankie hand embroidered and clean :therethere:
The proper follow up line was supposed to be 'yeah against your arse'
These men are way too slow ... will def have to train em up in my special brand of humour
DD
Sex God
Quote by devondelight
And I like banging a few Knakcers :twisted:
DD
You just made my eyes water! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin:
Devondelight passes ES a lace hankie hand embroidered and clean :therethere:
The proper follow up line was supposed to be 'yeah against your arse'
These men are way too slow ... will def have to train em up in my special brand of humour
DD
Oooooooooooh! I get it now DD
:PTa Kitty
:grin: :grin:
Quote by EagerSlut
And I like banging a few Knakcers :twisted:
DD
You just made my eyes water! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin:
Devondelight passes ES a lace hankie hand embroidered and clean :therethere:
The proper follow up line was supposed to be 'yeah against your arse'
These men are way too slow ... will def have to train em up in my special brand of humour
DD
Oooooooooooh! I get it now DD
:PTa Kitty
:grin: :grin:
Well if you got it don't pass it on to me will you
:wink: DD
