Peace and Goodwill to Moderators

22 Dec 2003

There is serious discussion here , donâ€™t be too critical of the Moderators/Controllers , they have a difficult job to do and having read Orwells 1984 I feel for them, itâ€™s a hard task and donâ€™t object to their en masse public frivolity with each other as soon as someone else starts an interesting thread.
It gives relief to their heavy load of responsibility in protecting the legality and standards of the site, for the benefit of all of us all.
Just imagine if the site was infected by these perverts introducing drugs into stories and what next ? , ? or even Gang Bangs or that Dogging we read about in that other section in the Forum. Not that I do, of course.
I inadvertently used Viagra in a story without realising it was illegal if not prescribed and it was kindly edited out for me by the Moderators and they have allowed me to post more stories but the enthusiasm has waned after my wife spanked me and denied me my rights.
Play safe, donâ€™t criticise or a flood of Moderator Posts will descend on you in support of each other and remember they are top ten posters so the forum would be much less supported if they didnâ€™t give so much of their time.
I remember the highly desirable enchantress once had a subtle word privately in my ear once to me straight about a minor misdemeanour, so sweet and subtle but I listened and was suitably humble.
Whatever happened to her? I wonder.
I seem to remember she had once posted something quite succinctly about the frivolity in the Forum, with regard to the threads some time ago, canâ€™t remember the exact words, must be my age, where is my Horlicks?
Remember its Christmas.
Peace and goodwill to all, Even Moderators.
biggrin

Arthur 50

22 Dec 2003

Very nicely put Arthur.
Merry Christmas!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
(removes tongue from cheek)

22 Dec 2003

Do you mean this email???
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From: < >
Date: Wed, December 17, 2003 7:33 am
To: < >
Priority: Normal
thanks for contributing a story to the site,however all references to the
woman taking viagra have been removed from it. This is an illegal use of
a medication and therefore against site regulations.
You are welcome to continue to contribute to SH.
Have fun
SH Mod
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Swinging Heaven Moderators

22 Dec 2003

Jags - you never cease to amaze me. How efficient is that?
WOW
Love
Wilma
x x x x

22 Dec 2003

Just had a squirrel around!!!
x xx x

22 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
Just had a squirrel around!!!

And came up with some nuts!!!!

22 Dec 2003

Yes Jags, that was the email and I referred to it as :-
"I inadvertently used Viagra in a story without realising it was illegal if not prescribed and it was kindly edited out for me by the Moderators and they have allowed me to post more stories"
I would never doubt your ability to find it.
Not sure what the point in quoting it was though ?
Best Wishes
Arthur50

22 Dec 2003

just in the interests of accuracy - nothing more, no hidden agenda Arthur.

23 Dec 2003

Hey Arthur,
Welcome back! Nice to see a sheep return to the fold - Remember your first post, when you said this?

but the trouble is you need to take half a day of work to find them and then another half day to read em!!

Have you noticed that the stories are now paged to ease your burden? More improvements to the stories section are in the pipeline as well.....
And, as a reward for your words of support, a bit of free advertising:
Arthurs Story 8) Something for everyone in there! Got any others squirreled away? lol

I seem to remember she had once posted something quite succinctly about the frivolity in the Forum,

Thanks for having such a good memory Arthur! I really wanted you to remind me of when I got that particular bollocking redface

I don't remember succinct though, my ears are still burning! wink

Fortunately, I was like you and took my telling with no hard feelings, and I gave her a big virtual hug last time she was around. And as you see from my pics, didn't put me off swinging. :twisted: :twisted:
So alls well that ends well
lhk
Kat

23 Dec 2003

KitKat wrote:

alls well that ends well

Oi! Copywright infringement (see avatar) wink

Merry Christmas everyone! :beer:
Sorry - being frivolous.

23 Dec 2003

Oi! Copywright infringement (see avatar)

Sorry Will, I thought you would be too busy whetting your weapon to notice. Should have known better! rolleyes

lhk
Kat

23 Dec 2003

Arthur - what's your point?

23 Dec 2003

I think Arthur's point is that the moderators all do an excellent job and people shouldn't be too hard on them for being frivolous from time to time.
The general consensus would appear to be in agreement.
Some topics are taken very seriously indeed - and deserve to be. However, once all the points have been made it tends to revert to friendly banter. In my view, there is nothing wrong with that and it is what makes the Cafe so much fun.
Basically, we all think the mods are fab and it would be a much duller place without them. kiss

(just to clarify - the kiss is for the girlie moderators. The guys will have to make do with a handshake and a beer redface

)

23 Dec 2003

That's exactly what I thought Arthur was saying - thanks for clarifying Willxx69 :haha:

23 Dec 2003

Quote by Will
The guys will have to make do with a handshake and a beer

Is that another beer or the same one that you've already promised me? biggrin

23 Dec 2003

Is that another beer or the same one that you've already promised me

You too Steve? I think he must own a brewery! lol

23 Dec 2003

HOLD ON - STOP RIGHT THERE....
FRIVOLITY CHECK.....
The subject of this post has over-exceeded the frivolity limit. Any further frivolous posts will result in an immediate punishment. Please keep to the subject of the post in future in respect to the author. If you want to be frivolous please go to and leave us serious sex-crazed swingers alone.
Thank you.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

23 Dec 2003

:thrilled:
I have suddenly come over all, playful, frolicsome, perky, lighthearted, merry, dizzy, giddy and flippant!!!
What ya gonna do Blue?
Love n big hugs to all you frolickers
Wilma
x x x x

23 Dec 2003

I have suddenly come over all, playful, frolicsome, perky, lighthearted, merry, dizzy, giddy and flippant!!!

Fred gone out then? :twisted:
lhk
Kat
x

23 Dec 2003

The cheek of it dunno

Just goes to show that us mods have no power whatsoever, see Arthur, I tried to keep the conversation serious, but I failed. That is probably because it isn't just the mods who like the frivolity of this board.
The moral of this story is - LIGHTEN UP ARTHUR.
Now, Wilma - a big fat slap for you lol

23 Dec 2003

Yes Kat, Fred's out!!! Whilst the cats aways....... but I'm sure you know the saying. I am supposed to be busy being all domesticated but keep being drawn to dust and hoover the study........wonder why.
Blue, I am disappointed, just a slap. Must try harder next time. :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

23 Dec 2003

I am supposed to be busy being all domesticated but keep being drawn to dust and hoover the study........wonder why.

Because the last thing Fred said as he went out the door was "Wilma, make sure you catch up on all the dirt while I am out" You are just being dutiful and following instructions.
lhk
Kat

23 Dec 2003

Steveg_nw wrote:

Will wrote:
The guys will have to make do with a handshake and a beer
Is that another beer or the same one that you've already promised me?

No, it's another one smile

. But if you wind me up much more you are likely to lose both of them! evil

KitKat wrote:

You too Steve? I think he must own a brewery! :D

No, I just enjoy buying people a beer. It's not a crime is it? dunno

By the way, you are allowed to buy me one back, you bunch of skinflints! :beer:
bluexxx wrote:

The subject of this post has over-exceeded the frivolity limit.

Slap for bluexxx. Yes, I said SLAP for bluexxx
But only to remind her that she's a frivolous thing really kiss

By the way....seeing as Fred's out:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for Wilma! lol

23 Dec 2003

What the bloody 'ell is goin' on?
I go out doing manly things at Xmas like meeting the lads and drinking beer and come home and find the house full of drooling men, dust everywhere and Wilma in a state of undress, all flustered and Kat and Will pretending nothing has happened!

Quote by willxx69
Oi! Copywright infringement

Pray tell - is that the 16th Century spelling of the word or have we been at the cooking sherry a little early again this year Will?
Ahhhh - more beer promises from dear old Will - was just thinking how pissed we were all going to be at the NW munch and then remembered just in time that dear old Will will not be joining us! - hhhmmmmmm - never mind - guess we will have to ammuse ourself chasing darling Sappho! :twisted: :twisted: