Peace reigns (at least for a week)

Quote by Sexysteph
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: SexySteph
Total Amount of Posts: 1500+ ops:
Posts per Day: about 3 :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Reason for Leave: Holiday
Location of Leave: A Nice Listed cottage on the East Coast 8-)
From (Last Posting Day): Saturday 25th June 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Saturday 2nd July 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Ms S Steph
Date ............ 24/06/05

Have a great time Steph

Quote by Wishmaster
I'm sorry, but due to a technical glitch in the system your application has not been processed and therefore cannot be approved.
You may, however, go AWOL, in which case you will be required to attend a formal hearing upon your return. The committee will consist of 10 male members of SH and various tasks will be required by you to be performed in accordance with the rules and to the committee's complete (and utter) satisfaction.
Please apply here if you want to be on the committee:
1). Wishmaster
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Enjoy your holiday Steph!!!