If Women drink:
BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance,down to earth
Approach: Challenge her 2 a game of pool
COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLAS
Personality: Flaky,annoying,dizzy and a pain in the ass
Approach: Avoid her, unless u want 2 b a cabin boy
MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLA I.E. GIN & TONIC
Personality: Mature,has picky taste,knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants u, she'll send u a drink
WATER
Personality: Pretentious & looking 4 a serious relationship
Approach: DONT
WINE
Personality: Conservative,classy, sophisticated
Approach: Try & weave Paris & clothing in2 the conversation
BACARDI BREEZER,RED SQUARE,SMIRNOFF ICE ETC
Personality: Easy, thinks shes trendy & sophisticated but actually has no clue
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in
CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart
Approach: Stand close & mention the alley next 2 the pub
SHOTS & SLAMMERS
Personality: Hangs around with male workpals, looking 2 get drunk and naked
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing 2 do but wait.....
If Men Drink:
CIDER
He's probably underaged & wants 2 get laid
CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER
Hes poor/student & wants 2 get laid
IMPORTED BEER
Hes old, likes good beer & wants 2 get laid
GUINNESS
The man is a & will get laid one way or another
WATER
He just threw up & trying 2 wash the taste away so that he can get laid
WINE
Hes hoping the Wine will give him a sophisticated image & help him get laid
VODKA OR BRANDY
Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate 2 get laid
PORT
Secretly likes men & wants 2 get laid
WHISKY
Doesnt give 2 shits about anything, will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid
JACK DANIELS
In touch with his feminine side hoping it will help him get laid
RUM/TEQUILA
Likes fighting as much as getting laid
BACARDI BREEZER/RED SQUARE/SMIRNOFF ICE
Hes gay, dont turn your back or pick up any dropped change.
Jack Daniels Man me
i really need to change my drinkies 
